Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Law]

More likely he plans to become god king of the red planet and everyone living there will have to worship him because if they don't then he can kick them out of the terraformed settlements and leave them to die on the red wastes.

Marsmaxxing is the only way to get your son to start talking to you again.

The guy acts like a Redditor but even worse, I think he sees Redditors as cool and tries to LARP as one without fully being one.

This would explain the T-shirts. I'd love for him to get into Funko pops now.

He can enthuse about dorky shit in the pitch range of an adult male.

So he's Maldavius Figtree?

 

[RowboatGirlyman]

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Where did he get this from? Temu? Looks like one of those cheap ass plastic badges you can get from people selling junk from their street stands.

 

[Candidae]

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Guess we'll see where this goes. Could definitely be a total nothingburger but a girl can dream

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

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I hope someone makes a 3D model of this I can print in some glowing filament, want my DOGE badge to glow in the dark!

 

[TV's Adam West]

Autism is a HELL of a drug nigga.

 

[Manimal House]

For a guy who frequently puts himself in horny jail, it sure is ironic that his the top doge cop.

Missed opportunity to have this be on the badge:


Bonk.

 

[AnOminous]

I am fucking pissed at Musk. I like the idea of colonizing Mars. I know it'd be tough. I know it would consume much of the resources of humanity even to get a start at it.

But I think it is a good idea at least to contemplate the idea and work towards it.

Now, thanks to Musk, it is going to be relegated to loony toons bullshit ideas for decades. Thanks a lot you African nigger.

 

[Sneed Lurker]

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By the time his 2015 brain catches up to the current year we'll already be long dead or eating the bugs in the cyberpunk dystopia

 

[Vect]

This man will never be Doge.

Maldavius Figtree

Every time I see that name I assume it's a character I've forgotten from Harry Potter.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

He's the biggest redditor of this God-forsaken planet

He is God's most autistic soldier, no cap.

 

[NoBueno]

I swear he goes full autism on purpose, almost as bad as Kanye

 

[Sangue e terra]

elon in his mind:
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elon irl:
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Someone here is jealous that he got more toys and playtime

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

So you're admitting that you have crippling autism so bad that you have no more human emotions, so thus you can't empathize with hard working government employees getting laid off because the billiionaire who you are a pay pig for said government workers bad.

I recommend you talk to your case worker about having empathy and about not trying to bite the hand that feeds you considering Elon, who you demand should get all of your money because your simpleton brain has been brainwashed by Fox News and Russian botfarm slop on social media,, wants to eliminate the welfare that you live on so he can have more for himself

I get it's your schtick, but at a certain point, when you have spent years playing the part of a seething retard for literally free, you have to ask yourself some hard questions.

I think there is a grain of truth in the claims of him being autistic

He is 100% autistic. Like the real kind, not the self diagnosis to put into your TikTok bio for cookie points kind. Just listen to him on Joe Rogan, he is the most distilled beautiful example of high functioning autism.

 

[Zaryiu2]

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I laughed, this is so dumb

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

'Special' Officer Elon, reporting for duty.

 

[cockaine]

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You are a unique kind of Mr Enter Autistic faggot when even the same ADL that calls Milk and the okay sign racist calling you out for spreading a false narrative. Try Reddit next Ltime.

Literally who gives a fuck about anything the ADL says? Give me a break. Why're we deliberating on whether or not a deranged faggot is a deranged faggot?

Where did he get this from? Temu? Looks like one of those cheap ass plastic badges you can get from people selling junk from their street stands.

Made in China

 

[Slav Power]

He is 100% autistic. Like the real kind, not the self diagnosis to put into your TikTok bio for cookie points kind. Just listen to him on Joe Rogan, he is the most distilled beautiful example of high functioning autism.

No, he is the most distilled beautiful example of someone with Aspergers syndrome that had zero group therapy sessions to straighten him out. Pure unadultered aspie behavior.

 

[David Brown]

I am fucking pissed at Musk. I like the idea of colonizing Mars. I know it'd be tough. I know it would consume much of the resources of humanity even to get a start at it.

But I think it is a good idea at least to contemplate the idea and work towards it.

Now, thanks to Musk, it is going to be relegated to loony toons bullshit ideas for decades. Thanks a lot you African nigger.

There's no way Elon could even manage to create a fully sustainable isolated colony on Earth. In fact, nobody could. Let alone even GET people to the Moon, let alone even to Mars, let even more alone the idea of people living on Mars at all, with or without outside assistance. Elon is like a talentless hack sci fi author who's really, really good at scamming people for money instead of writing anything good. He is very talented at parting fools from their money though, I'll give him that.

 

[jONALD]

We should have let Newt Gingrich build his moonbase...

 

[JaneThough]

I get it's your schtick, but at a certain point, when you have spent years playing the part of a seething retard for literally free, you have to ask yourself some hard questions.

Dude. He does it because you guys can’t help but respond to it. I didn’t realize I’d have to explain the concept of a troll to a kiwi farmer but here we are.