Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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'Ole Dente said:
In like 6-ish months you can probably convince him to run an APK that'll "protect his Chromebook from hackers." You'll have to install an insider and make a couple of purposefully, unsuccessful hacking attempts to prompt him to want to even do this. Have William make community posts about "going through the WiFi to brick the Chromebook." Scaremongering stuff, "We're getting closer, boy" every couple of days, eventually he'll broach the subject on Discord with one of his "long time brothers" and the insider can make the offer.

We both know Chance is dumb as fuck. He'll fall for this in like October/November, you may also wanna wait until Christmas to do another brick run since Sally's gunna drop some money for some computer shit for him.


May be possible by just doing the killstick option, but having it hidden in a charging block that goes in the wall.
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Like I said, it's not that easy, he is super paranoid about installing ANYTHING suggested by anyone, and I do mean anyone. And he already has chargers, mice, k-boards, etc, so it isn't as easy as one would think. But yeah, maybe in 3-6 months things will be different and he will be more compliant.

Over The Hill said:
Never liked seeing goblin peen but probably the funniest episode was a stream where Raxx started jacking it and Marty couldn't get the camera to switch off. It stayed on until Raxx finished. It was gruesome and thankfully I only ever saw the censored version.
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This is not that stream but another stream where Chance waves his dick and flashes his asshole: https://www.bitchute.com/video/fLKLV3vmj06r
The full unedited stream is there on my Bitchute channel also.
 
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Considering his noodle arms, whats the heaviest thing he could lift?
 
Furry killer said:
Like I said, it's not that easy, he is super paranoid about installing ANYTHING suggested by anyone, and I do mean anyone. And he already has chargers, mice, k-boards, etc, so it isn't as easy as one would think. But yeah, maybe in 3-6 months things will be different and he will be more compliant.
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I'm aware, I'm just trying to be helpful. :semperfidelis:
 
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Furry killer said:
The fact that you felt obligated to make a public statement about it makes you a bit of a tard, come on now, lol.
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I remember the Reddit being like this, Marty would say something. Like the racing rig and people would be like marry should stream themselves playing with it. Or when Marty would say Sally was dead to get the goblin to panel up. The amount of people that take the goblin bait is funny.
 
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transmissionzero said:
He was lifting that keyboard recently. I think he might be stronger than expected, but like, as strong as a 5 year old instead of a 2 year old.
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Chance has garbage keyboards, roughly equivalent to the guitar he has, which is bottom tier. They are a tiny circuit board housed in the cheapest plastic, with fragile similarly cheap keybeds. They are things you find in trash heaps and at garage sales for like five bucks (and they aren't even worth that). I would place the weight around 10 lbs.

He swung an aluminum bat at AOM and left barely a pink mark on his doughy torso.

He eats garbage and moves so little his body is rotting.

I doubt he could even wrangle the dog.
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
Chance has garbage keyboards, roughly equivalent to the guitar he has, which is bottom tier. They are a tiny circuit board housed in the cheapest plastic, with fragile similarly cheap keybeds. They are things you find in trash heaps and at garage sales for like five bucks (and they aren't even worth that). I would place the weight around 10 lbs.

He swung an aluminum bat at AOM and left barely a pink mark on his doughy torso.

He eats garbage and moves so little his body is rotting.

I doubt he could even wrangle the dog.
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Ahh fuck, that's a good point.
 
00R-Gundam said:
Considering his noodle arms, whats the heaviest thing he could lift?
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pubgap9ng said:
With my expert skills of combining Country, Rock and Metalcore I came up with a shitty Song for the Goblin.
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LET'S GOWWW! Uhhh vrooooo... thas uhhh thas dope... uhhhhgggg *gurgle* i like it.... uhhh that's uhh fire dude not gonna lie what he did with the... with the... with the guitar breakdown andd uhhhhh


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