🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Thee Witchfinder]

Not sure if it's reliable, but this person claims Ralph is ok: (x\a)
View attachment 7288009View attachment 7288018

"I can't ride a bike without getting a boner"
"She's been eating my ass for about 20 hours straight. it's not even sexual. she just loves corn."
Yeah I gotta say I have my doubts on this one too.

 

[Drama Trauma]

It's a joke, EmptyHero is just trolling Britbong with a fake screencap.

I'm not familiar with Britbong, but I kinda thought it's just some fake gayop. Well it's just adds to the suspense.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph rt’d something yesterday then removed it.

Where is da ebadaaance
where is da pictorial ebadaaance
we got autismos from across the internets refreshing fatsos twitter for days, yet zero pictorial ebadaaance.

 

[RantyAndy]

Not sure if it's reliable, but this person claims Ralph is ok: (x\a)
View attachment 7288009View attachment 7288018

Man who hates corn jokes suddenly makes corn joke... This isn't real for 500, Alex!

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

where were u wen ralph die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Rlaph is kil"

"no"

 

[David Spadem]

If only alogs could do a wellness check on Ralph like the good old days.

 

[thhrang]

This whole thing is a gay-op started by Cog days ago. Ralph rt’d something yesterday then removed it.

Is there proof of this?

 

[Truly Rural]

My strongest argument and hope that Ralph is not the drowned man on the beach comes from the fact that at the time he was supposed to be going in other direction - airport. I still don't know if his "I'm going to Colombia" messages to Pers and Mersh meant that he's flying out that same day but people seem to think that's confirmed.

Here is hoping that he will be released alive from jail first thing monday morning

 

[There She Glows]

My strongest argument and hope that Ralph is not the drowned man on the beach comes from the fact that at the time he was supposed to be going in other direction - airport. I still don't know if his "I'm going to Colombia" messages to Pers and Mersh meant that he's flying out that same day but people seem to think that's confirmed.

The strongest argument that Ralph is not the drowned man on the beach comes from the fact that the drowning happened on Wednesday.

 

[JAKL II]

Why the fuck is Nick Monroe dragging has faggot ass out from the caves he fled to?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol @ anyone thinking Ralph is capable of riding a bike

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Godwinson has released a eulogy.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Ralph can't be dead because going out like Rodney King is not funny at all. is such a lame way to go and we have been shown time and time again that Ralph does the funniest thing when failing spectacularly.

Ralph is in a state of alcoholic torpor or something. I hope.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Ralph’s revenge pornographer friend posted this

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SiWxV?wr=true

80% of me thinks Ralph’s MIA and 20% thinks he’s doing a weeerrkkk. Either way, Ralph would rarely bail on guest, provided that he isn’t doing a Pillstream.

 

[MadStan]

Lol @ anyone thinking Ralph is capable of riding a bike

Right; like elevators, they have weight limits

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Ralph’s revenge pornographer friend posted this

80% of me thinks Ralph’s MIA and 20% thinks he’s doing a weeerrkkk. Either way, Ralph would rarely bail on guest, provided that he isn’t doing a Pillstream.

Okay now I am actually thinking the corn harvest is on.

 

[woodedbag]

Ralph’s revenge pornographer friend posted this
View attachment 7288113
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SiWxV?wr=true

80% of me thinks Ralph’s MIA and 20% thinks he’s doing a weeerrkkk. Either way, Ralph would rarely bail on guest, provided that he isn’t doing a Pillstream.

either moore is in on it or ralph is dead. there is a 0% chance ralph ghosted on free drugs and underage trafficked hookers.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph thinks faking his death on the anniversary of May’s departure will finally get her to unblock him.

I love that Ralph’s “friends” on Twitter have been publicly worrying about his whereabouts so much on Twitter. So totally real.

 

[Truly Rural]

the drowning happened on Wednesday

Can you elaborate on that? Wednesday was drowning in Cancun, Progreso is Friday, tmk at least.

The body of the tourist found lifeless on Cancún’s Chac Mool beach, was identified as Alejandro González. His remains were washed ashore Wednesday, April 23, at around 5:00 p.m.

 

[Um...]

Ralph has a few black shirts it's gotta be him

Who else would wear a black shirt on the beach on a 100 degree day? Got to be the ralphapig.