Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Apparently his case is all over. It's done and dusted. This is amazing to hear Kiwibros! Will never need a lawyer ever again. Nothing to worry about now, nothing at all.. uh....Wait.

Now I’m not a lawyer, though apparently I’m more of a lawyer than Rekieta.

But no Nick, your case ISNT over. You entered a guilty plea and got a deferred sentence. Which means you have to comply with five years of probation before the court is done with you.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Can he still be tagged Balldo?
Bossman gets his tag, and he hasn’t even won a single LOTY yet.

 

[Maude Snew]

It’s not a gay op nor a cow tip to joke about Aaron dropping Kayla’s Qover name

Clearly the obvious solution is to have him do an "Aaron says every word" stream so the one he can't say will be the solution! Checkmate incel prudes.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

No one believes the Branca / Rekieta split was the way it is being portrayed right? They were both cruising along sharing the stream and Rekieta was promoting it then whooosh
"We were always going to do different trials"
Sure.
Also Rekieta with no actual attorney to sponge off of is going to go down in flames. I feel we genuinely could see either a manchild tantrum or Rekieta's genius level attempt to dodge his PO and get high somehow.
Either way works for me

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Noooo, this wigger is going to crash and burn quickly, he is already popping pills on stream. He needs to be a free man for the Monty trial. I have been waiting for that "Pay Monty" stream for years.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

What you are referring to is detox.

If drug and alcohol addiction could be cured with detox, nobody would relapse. It’s so much more than just a physical compulsion and mental obsession. Faggot Nick is the moron who will die before he figures that out.

If addiction was only physical nobody would ever relapse, the physical withdrawal is cakewalk compared to the mental part. Especially with modern medication assisted treatment like buprenorphine for opiates, and benzodiazepines for alcohol. You can avoid much of the physical part now… but the mental part is a long lasting chronic condition that gets better for sure over time but never vanishes. You just need to look at someone like Phillip Seymour Hoffman who overdosed on opiates after being clean for a decade or two, that’s why you’ll see someone who hasn’t drank in 30 years at an AA meeting. Bringing it back to Nick he’s mentally weak, and a massive narcissist it’ll be very easy for him to find a reason to drink, or use drugs because he’s very smart you see.

 

[Potatoherder]

No one believes the Branca / Rekieta split was the way it is being portrayed right? They were both cruising along sharing the stream and Rekieta was promoting it then whooosh
"We were always going to do different trials"
Sure.
Also Rekieta with no actual attorney to sponge off of is going to go down in flames. I feel we genuinely could see either a manchild tantrum or Rekieta's genius level attempt to dodge his PO and get high somehow.
Either way works for me

Honestly the Chris Schurr case seems way better suited to Branca. I question why they didn't just wait until this started and instead dropping Nick to hold the bag and an over saturated trial. Branca co-streaming with you on the Schurr trial is an actual draw. Him commenting on Karen Reed is a waste of Branca.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Honestly the Chris Schurr case seems way better suited to Branca. I question why they didn't just wait until this started and instead dropping Nick to hold the bag and an over saturated trial. Branca co-streaming with you on the Schurr trial is an actual draw. Him commenting on Karen Reed is a waste of Branca.

Is Branca a conscious entity enough to think Rekieta on stream with him is a bad idea or does he not care, do you think? I know Branca is a sweeper and potentially even a Rekieta home visitor but it seems funny and weird to promote the streaming then change it like this.
Who knows, it could easily mean nothing at all.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No one believes the Branca / Rekieta split was the way it is being portrayed right?

It was so fucking awkward listening to Nick dial in off-cam, make excuses about his alarms, and talk through his tech troubleshooting as if that’s what people tuned into the stream for.

Nick is a complete fucking mess and doesn’t have the shame or sense of propriety to keep it to himself. Everything he does is a trainwreck.

Too bad about the five children stuck in the wreckage through no fault of their own.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

To me it seems like a huge deal. What will Nick do all those times when he has to dip out of the stream?

 

[Folgers Can]

There was a mention ITT of a rumor of a new boyfriend and that Nick is devastated over it, but I haven’t seen any details or confirmation at all.

From what I've been seeing, this spin started within Meltons (Diddlerverse) camp.

Reminder: the earliest known iteration of this rumor back in February came from none other than Wil Herren, who by now is known for nothing other than parroting whatever he is told by Nick:

I'm not surprised this went under the radar since it was on Pat Dixon's Rumble channel, but TV's Wil Herron has updates on April:

She's moved to a different city, and she may be seeing somebody. The qover split up is amicable now, but things could get ugly if word gets out. Would explain her socials going dark.

With no corroborating evidence then or since, Melton and Pretty Menopausal repeating the same rumor this week can be chalked up to circular reporting of Wil's claim at best, or at worst, Nick reiterating the same bullshit damage control narrative through different mouthpieces all over again. Either way, nobody outside the Diddlerverse is falling for it.

Stallyn19 clipped it all. It's exactly as you reported.

And like clockwork, nary a Stallyn19 clip goes by without Nick in the comments a mere hour later to correct the record:



Anybody want to tell him that even Kurt's dandruff flakes were of interest to more live viewers yesterday than any of Nick's snoozestreams were this week?

Did he say he was giving up on the KR trial? I saw on Twitter he’s covering other things.

Seems like he is, he’s starting a new trial

Nick confirms he will be flying solo, with a co-host to disappoint now being one less reason to wake up on time:


[X]

What are the thumbnails going to look like now?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

What are the thumbnails going to look like now?

it never makes his abnormal nose big enough.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Quayla possible nickname:

Nip/Tuck
Space Cadet
Whore
Slut
Flyer

Deep Gape Nine

Nick confirms he will be flying solo, with a co-host to disappoint now being one less reason to wake up on time:

Called it. Branca flushed him. IT was a pussy way he did it by moving to a different trial but he flushed him. He knew Nick was bad for him so he moved onto a trial nick knows nothing about so he'd look even worse. and it probably wasn't as interesting.

 

[Soapmore]

View attachment 7289501 it never makes his abnormal nose big enough.

Shoulders are too broad. Neck is too thick. Too much hair, and isn't greasey enough. And Nick doesn't do sad face only wetbrain stare.

 

[CoomerTine]

Deep Gape Nine


Called it. Branca flushed him. IT was a pussy way he did it by moving to a different trial but he flushed him. He knew Nick was bad for him so he moved onto a trial nick knows nothing about so he'd look even worse. and it probably wasn't as interesting.

Branca covered the pre trial stuff for this case and it is relying heavily on self defense so him jumping ship to cover this case makes sense

But ditching Nick and his felonious drama is also a plus

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

I maintain Nick’s thread belongs in the Beauty Parlor on account of his eating disorder, fake diagnoses, and raging narcissism.

No! It belongs in Deathfats, because that is where fatties like him belong.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

This was the end of their their stream on Friday.

Spoiler: Text

Nick: um okay, well man should we wrap up? should we close this thing out?

Branca: Yeah, let's go ahead thanks for joining us everybody it's been a great time, uh of course I'm attorney Andrew Branca for Law Of Self Defense we have Nick Rekieta here from Rekieta Law and we'll be covering the Karen Reed trial throughout which I guess will be back on Monday and uh hang out for a minute after I shut out uh Nick I got a couple questions for you and uh that said until we meet again stay safe.

Branca covered the pre trial stuff for this case and it is relying heavily on self defense so him jumping ship to cover this case makes sense

It is a good case for him and he did cover it when it happened, but it doesn't appear that he's followed it much if there have been developments along the way. One video in June, 2022 and one in November, 2022.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Nick better get used to it. He is aids.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It took Branca just five days with Nick to realise he was radioactive sludge and bounce.

The numbers are about to drop even harder. What’s Nick going to do without a co-host to cover for him while he slithers off to pop mystery pills and make pilgrimages to Lake Wakanda? Will even the handful of remaining viewers stick around long enough to donate to Dead Air Nick?

Nick is stuck working his McStreaming shift to keep his probation officer happy. No real job lets you vanish for 45 minutes mid-shift to “help the kids.” Subscribers are negative, the donos are nosediving, Is he even pretending to look for gainful employment at this point?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

This was the end of their their stream on Friday.

Spoiler: Text

Nick: um okay, well man should we wrap up? should we close this thing out?

Branca: Yeah, let's go ahead thanks for joining us everybody it's been a great time, uh of course I'm attorney Andrew Branca for Law Of Self Defense we have Nick Rekieta here from Rekieta Law and we'll be covering the Karen Reed trial throughout which I guess will be back on Monday and uh hang out for a minute after I shut out uh Nick I got a couple questions for you and uh that said until we meet again stay safe.

Yeah see one minute it's all Karen Read to the bitter end the next Branca has definitely hit the eject button.

I am used to balldo enablers being more ride or die than this so I am surprised. Usually their capacity to be retarded Rekieta simps is much more intense than what Branca has shown. Perhaps despite Rekieta's claims otherwise he really is box office poison now.