🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[PandaChai]

The greentext itself may have been posted before, perhaps even a reading of it, but Tetsuya just uploaded his narration of a shitpost titled Kernels about Ralph's first Portuguese adventure.

Timestamped at 17:00

 

[Desktop User2]

The idea Ralph, the blackest man alive, would go into the ocean, much less deep enough to drown, was the most ridiculous thing I´ve ever heard.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog the kike admits it was just a gay-op to make money. He made $1000 on the first 2 streams.

 

[sufferhorse]

i just hope that ralph goes back and sees all his supposed friends taking pot shots at him because they thought he was dead.
Those are not your people ralph. they are just leeches.

ITs time to remind them who the king of the sektur really is.

 

[break these cuffs]

i just hope that ralph goes back and sees all his supposed friends taking pot shots at him because they thought he was dead.
Those are not your people ralph. they are just leeches.

ITs time to remind them who the king of the sektur really is.

A true King would. The truth is that Ralph doesn't have it anymore. He's too old, too fat, and too beaten down. I'm sure there is a wrasslin' term for a guy past his prime who doesn't have it anymore and I wish I could channel my 12 year old self because I might have known it back then.

 

[Strix454]

The idea Ralph, the blackest man alive, would go into the ocean, much less deep enough to drown, was the most ridiculous thing I´ve ever heard.

All water hates black people and will lure them in to kill them if it gets a chance. Water has the power to drown black people even if it is only a few inches deep. The ocean, rivers or swimming pools....it doesn't make much difference.

Obama's personal chef Tarfari Campbell managed to drown in a couple feet of water in New England. Rodney King was murdered by water in a swimming pool.

As a matter of perspective, on average ten people drown per day in the United States and six of those ten are black.

Collected water is the most racist thing on earth and if provided with ANY chance at all to do so, it will murder a black person.

And water would hate the black blood in Ralph's body. While we don't know that Water murdered ralph, its completely possible that the greatest black genocidal force in the world COULD have killed Ralph.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I want the Ralphamale to live forever. I want all my cows to live forever. And ever. And ever. And erer....for the erverlord.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

In Merida, Gunt spotted Death among the crowd, who seemed to gesture ominously at him. Stricken with fear, Gunt fled without hesitation, racing toward Columbia, certain he could outrun his fate. That evening, Gunt arrived exhausted but relieved — until Death appeared before him.

"I did not threaten you in the market," Death said gently. "I was merely startled to see you there, for I have an appointment with you tonight — here, in Columbia."

 

[bashe]

Ralph still thinks he can bring the horse back to the stable.

Wow. He's more delusional than I thought. I don't understand why Harry hasn't blocked him yet. Is he as shameless and attention hungry as Vickers?

 

[JAKL II]

Wow. He's more delusional than I thought. I don't understand why Harry hasn't blocked him yet. Is he as shameless and attention hungry as Vickers?

No, Harry keeps him around for the sheer comedy of it, because unlike Viggers who does everything in the most unfunny way and doesn't think before pressing send. Harry makes sure that everything he says about piggertits to be funny as all hell, knowing that Ralph will seethe harder at a mere 15 word tweet from Harry than a 2 hour shitcast from Viggers because Harry thinks before he presses send and then stops thinking about Ralph entirely until the next time.

It's really that simple and also as a fellow tall guy who has a short idiot he bullies IRL, its just fun picking on a physically impotent and semi retarded adult with an inflated sense of importance.

 

[There She Glows]

Cog the kike admits it was just a gay-op to make money. He made $1000 on the first 2 streams.
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Cog who?

 

[woodedbag]

Cog the kike admits it was just a gay-op to make money. He made $1000 on the first 2 streams.
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i dont fault him for this, i fault the people giving him money for this. the only thing i need cog to answer for is why his brothers claim he raped one of his family members.

 

[Strix454]

“One evening coming in with a candle I was startled to hear him say a little tremulously, ‘I am lying here in the dark waiting for death.’ The light was within a foot of his eyes. I forced myself to murmur, ‘Oh, nonsense!’ and stood over him as if transfixed.

“Anything approaching the change that came over his features I have never seen before, and hope never to see again. Oh, I wasn’t touched. I was fascinated. It was as though a veil had been rent. I saw on that ivory face the expression of sombre pride, of ruthless power, of craven terror—of an intense and hopeless despair. Did he return mentally to Ronnie's Crack Shack? Did he wonder about Ralph Road and Xander's legacy? Did he live his life again in every detail of desire, temptation, and surrender during that supreme moment of complete knowledge? He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision—he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath:

“‘The horror! The horror!’

“I blew the candle out and left the cabin. The pilgrims were dining in the mess-room, and I took my place opposite the manager, who lifted his eyes to give me a questioning glance, which I successfully ignored. He leaned back, serene, with that peculiar smile of his sealing the unexpressed depths of his meanness. A continuous shower of small flies streamed upon the lamp, upon the cloth, upon our hands and faces. Suddenly the manager’s boy put his insolent black head in the doorway, and said in a tone of scathing contempt:

“‘Mistah Ralph—he dead.’

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

What does it matter where Ralph lies once he is dead? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on top of a high hill? He'll be dead, sleeping the big sleep, not bothered by things like that. Oil and water will be the same as wind and air to him. He'll just sleep the big sleep, not caring about the nastiness of how he died or where he fell. We, we'll chronicle the nastiness for him.
But old Cancer Jim won't have to. He can lie quiet in his anime dungeon, his bloodless hands folded on his lap, waiting. His heart a brief, uncertain murmur. His thoughts as gray as ashes. And in a little while he too, like Ralph, will be sleeping the big sleep.

 

[Um...]

Harry keeps him around for the sheer comedy of it,

No one makes the ralphapiggy squeal louder and more furiously than Heinous Harry. It’s a beautiful thing to behold.

 

[Gator_Aids]

No, Harry keeps him around for the sheer comedy of it, because unlike Viggers who does everything in the most unfunny way and doesn't think before pressing send. Harry makes sure that everything he says about piggertits to be funny as all hell, knowing that Ralph will seethe harder at a mere 15 word tweet from Harry than a 2 hour shitcast from Viggers because Harry thinks before he presses send and then stops thinking about Ralph entirely until the next time.

It's really that simple and also as a fellow tall guy who has a short idiot he bullies IRL, its just fun picking on a physically impotent and semi retarded adult with an inflated sense of importance.

To Harry, Ralph is the neighbors dog that doesn’t shut the fuck up and is funny to blast with the hose on occasion when no one’s looking. To Viggers, Ralph is his Nemesis (note capital “N”).

 

[Um...]

Ralph and his Special Guest

lol


She looks like she could kick his flabby ass.

Look at that manly physique (his, not hers. and I’m being sarcastic.)

MF has no chin. Just a column of fat from his face to his shoulders.
I’m loving the cleaning lady just mopping away in the background though.

 

[Rage Pig]

All the hype and he still can't get over 400 viewers. Top quality stream, high speed internet in the porn house.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Oh no, not the papery OAP neck. I bet Jim looks healthier.

 

[Truly Rural]

Laughing at a woman's face while she is directly telling you (courtesy by her to you aka a chance giving) that you caused her a lot of stress and inconveniences to put it mildly, while repeatedly making it clear that what she experienced doesn't matter and is not worthy of any consideration because on your end it was funny is psychopathic. She literally gave him a chance, he literally shat on her, and when she hung up on him he felt violated, but was ready to forgive her soon after.

Idk how he ever connected with any human in his life.