Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SargonF00t]

I think Kurt's other issue here is that he's not a lawyer.

Kurt makes up for that though, by being willing to shove hemorrhoid cream, right up his arse, whilst onscreen.

 

[dustnight]

Balldo sisters, we WON

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I should rewatch parts of the Rittenhouse trial to see if he was genuinely entertaining back then or if I was just gaslighting myself.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I should rewatch parts of the Rittenhouse trial to see if he was genuinely entertaining back then or if I was just gaslighting myself.

All I remember is him yelling "OBJECT" all the time.

 

[Maraschino]

I think Kurt's other issue here is that he's not a lawyer.

At the very least, Kurt is willing to put in the work to make sure his facts are as accurate as possible. Nick won't even do basic research so he isn't constantly talking out of his ass.

I tried listening to Nick's coverage for 15 minutes just to give him a fair chance but his voice is so awful and whiny sounding I wouldn't be able to watch him even if he had something useful to say.

He's always been incredibly fucking whiny. Something that was beginning to cause me to start hate watching his content a few years ago was how much he'd whine about problems that were easily fixable if he put in a fraction of the effort to do so. He'd rather bitch and whine if the alternative is to actually do something to fix the problem.

Not even accounting for how dogshit his ability to do things that are incredibly basic and important, like talking to his fucking editor to tell them what they need to do for his channel, because he expects them to read his fucking mind because he doesn't even want to say what he wants. It'd be like being a cooking channel but forgetting to buy ingredients, so you make a video whining about the dish you would've made but you can't, because it's just so hard to...do your fucking job.

He actually did put in some effort into his early streams at one point, but it seems that once YouTube took off enough for him to actually live off the money, and it became a job, some faggot switch in his faggot brain flipped and he decided he'd rather whine impotently and suck cocks like a faggot instead of being a man who just does what he needs to. Because working is for the poors, or some other faggot mentality he probably believes he's entitled to.

Tl;dr: he talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

All I remember is him yelling "OBJECT" all the time.

Which is what he tried in family court and got BTFO by the judge.
Kinda hurt his credibility a smidge.

 

[AltisticRight]

(Grift Wars) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/
(Lolcow General) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/balldoverse-meme-edit-general.192233/
(Lolcow General) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/information-for-the-rekieta-bodycam-request.217865/unread
(Spergatory) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-event-horizon.192228/

Similar to Destiny the Goonclown, you need to give him the Balldo prefix.

Alcohol dripping on the carpet will probably improve the situation, as it will disinfect the spot it lands on.

That will cause the trace cocaine on the carpet metabolise into benzoylecgonine. Skelly told me washing the sample causes stuff to happen.
Maybe that's why she had such high numbers. The crackden was so filthy full of cocaine dust and spilt liquor along with Aaron's semen, it created some kind of chemical reaction to create metabolites.

 

[CoomerTine]

Branca lapping Nick is hilarious

When Nick disappeared Branca was at like 69k subs and started doing the political content Nick used to do and now he has almost half the subs Nick does

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt makes up for that though, by being willing to shove hemorrhoid cream, right up his arse, whilst onscreen.

I thought that was pain rub on his lower back, wasn't it?

Look, I get it. Kurt can be cringe.

But one of the things this whole Rekieta experience has done for me is help differentiate between people that are merely cringe, and those who are absolute irredeemable pieces of garbage (like Nick).

For some people, Kiwifarms makes them more bitter towards humanity. For me, I think it's actually made me a bit more compassionate.

I'll roll my eyes at Kurt's antics at times, but I just don't have it in me to hate the man. Not after all of the other vile shit I've seen. Sorry.

All I remember is him yelling "OBJECT" all the time.

Which is what he tried in family court and got BTFO by the judge.
Kinda hurt his credibility a smidge.

That was almost certainly Barnes's influence.

Remember that Barnes was pissed at Mark Richards for booting him off the case.

And then Richards won. Proving that his strategy was correct.

 

[ReverendVerse]

I think Kurt's other issue here is that he's not a lawyer.

I mean, he technically is, but like, not really. He was a supervisory patent clerk with a law license.

However, his autistic level of knowledge of SCOTUS rulings is really valuable. I think Kurt does his best when he's reading SCOTUS rulings and arguments. I think in another life he would have made a half way decent constitutional lawyer.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

A whole 2,024 watching during the trial is rough. That must be rough coming from someone that used to only read $20 and up superchats.

 

[CoomerTine]

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A whole 2,024 watching while the trial is rough. That must be rough coming from someone that used to only read $20 and up superchats.

Him picking a case that every lawtuber and their mother is covering is a mystery but Nick isn’t exactly good at making decisions

 

[woodedbag]

gonna need to revert all these changes when we get the balldo gt500 low speed police chase over probation violation that is destined to happen in the next few months anyway

 

[Captain Manning]

Him picking a case that every lawtuber and their mother is covering is a mystery but Nick isn’t exactly good at making decisions

You don't understand.

He is the greatest lawtuber. He invented the whole thing! No other lawtuber should be able to do better than him. Right? Right?

 

[Henri Barbusse]

This is the very essence of why Nick's law license is so important to him. He needs it for that aura of credibility, even if he has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

The reason he's not allowed to practice shows how little his commentary is worth. Why should anyone listen to law commentary from a guy who couldn't be bothered to do the barest minimum to keep up with the latest law developments?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

A whole 2,024 watching during the trial is rough. That must be rough coming from someone that used to only read $20 and up superchats.

For comparison Meme Copium was drunk as shit, paying as much attention to the trial as Nick and pulled 4-500 viewers.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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A whole 2,024 watching during the trial is rough. That must be rough coming from someone that used to only read $20 and up superchats.

Gunt gets to live his best life and travel the world, Nick is stuck doing what he hates sober and unable to have any fun for 5 years.
Total Crackieta Felting, 5 line days and $20 superchats are over.

 

[Redhook]

That is actually legal? They can tell you to get a better job if they think you are working a job that pays less than they believe you are capable of earning, or the judge was just shit talking someone?

Depending on the case yes. For instance, in a child support case if the court believe that you are unemployed or underemployed on purpose they can impute your wages and make the support calculations as if you were earning what you are capable of earning. I.E. if you are working a part time, minimum wage job but you have a college degree or other qualifications that you can use to make more money they will calculate support as if you were making that higher amount. The court can also order you to seek employment or better employment, and if you cannot show that you have at least been looking you can be held in contempt.

 

[Folgers Can]

He made Branca a ghost image in the thumbnail:

You missed the funnier update:


[L]

Subtle. Sidepiece confirmed?

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

Subtle. Sidepiece confirmed?

Looks like Mandy K to me