Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

#FreeFlirty

 

[Aunt Carol]

formally accusing her group home of abuse and neglect of a potato because they still won't assign a female to bathe and dress her because they know she can do that herself.

In the comments someone apologizes for asking about her supposed retardation and Andie goes ballistic. Reminder that the school did not think she was nearly as bad off as she claimed. She [...] completely stopped progressing because the teachers would let her play on the sensory swing and bribed her with candy if she pretended to be retarded. [...]. So yeah, she's stupid as hell and probably can't do math, but it's because she was lazy and manipulative.

But she's been absent from social media because of the severe ab***.

Y'know, with it summarized like that, "Andie" is a really appropriate first name for her.

 

[just lurking]

Abrea is morphing into Cannibal Corpse's George Fisher.

 

[Equus quagga]

Brava, great find!

This was a thing of beauty.

Thank you for this gem

She truly is a remarkable specimen! I am glad to know you enjoy this lolcow in zebra stripes as much as I do.

Quick update on Christi's quest for home health services. She badgered her doctors four separate times with the persistence of a bedbug infestation, finally conning her way into a home health intake on a Sunday. It was not the "Special Victims Unit" she expected so naturally she threw a toddler-esque temper tantrum on TikTok while her husband completed the intake for her. Apparently wanting to be waited on hand and foot like a princess is NOT a medical condition despite her list of 40+ diagnosis claiming otherwise. The facial expressions in this video are a thing of wretched beauty.

There is also a possibility she's being cut off the ketamine due to liver values according to her narrative. Knowing Dr. Ashraf Hanna's willingness to overdose patients, its possible she's just using this as a dramatic story line for views.

I'll be back with updates on the special k infusions and unsolicited photos of her vaginal wands and anal dilators.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

The facial expressions in this video are a thing of wretched beauty.

Uh, is one of the medications she’s on meth?

 

[Polychromos]

The Hanson-obsessed hypochondriac

The face in the first one is basically perfect. I think the angry expression is due to the prompt "advocate", but it's funnier to pretend, that AI is just targeting her specifically.
I think it's easier to have some sympathy for her, because she is too bad at faking to take up resources. So she's just kind of funny. I wasn't aware her OCD was that bad. Honestly makes me feel bad.

Those who read her timelines know her tubes coming dislodged when she was in need of attention or about to be discharged was a regular feature and she confirms this exact same thing had "conveniently" happened just two weeks prior. This time she managed to create a giant abscess full of pus and literal shit. This did so much damage they had to resect the entire part of her colon the cecostomy was in, put an ileostomy in, and put a wound vac on to drain all the infected doodoo butter out of her abscess. She now knows what pain actually feels like and is being shunted off to a rehab before she's allowed to go home, and she gets to shit in a bag at age 25. Well done, Natalia!

What a contrast! Wtf?! A lot of them constantly share TMI, but Natalia is somehow one of the most disgusting ones. Maybe it's because she also always looks really grimy.

Andie is so absurd, she doesn't even make me MATI, because it doesn't even register as real to me.

She truly is a remarkable specimen! I am glad to know you enjoy this lolcow in zebra stripes as much as I do.

Quick update on Christi's quest for home health services. She badgered her doctors four separate times with the persistence of a bedbug infestation, finally conning her way into a home health intake on a Sunday. It was not the "Special Victims Unit" she expected so naturally she threw a toddler-esque temper tantrum on TikTok while her husband completed the intake for her. Apparently wanting to be waited on hand and foot like a princess is NOT a medical condition despite her list of 40+ diagnosis claiming otherwise. The facial expressions in this video are a thing of wretched beauty.

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There is also a possibility she's being cut off the ketamine due to liver values according to her narrative. Knowing Dr. Ashraf Hanna's willingness to overdose patients, its possible she's just using this as a dramatic story line for views.

I'll be back with updates on the special k infusions and unsolicited photos of her vaginal wands and anal dilators.

She is amazing! Can someone explain to me what exactly happened with home health? I watched the video twice and still don't get it. I might be distracted by her face.
Home health came out on a Sunday to see if she really needs help and they didn't believe her? Is that what happened?

Uh, is one of the medications she’s on meth?

I usually think age looks really pretty on female faces. Her skin looks SO weird. Maybe it's filter distortion, but it moves really weird. It looks almost liquid, yet dry. Is that what ketamine does to you?

 

[AfghanBlue]

#FreeFlirty

The fact the stupid little horse is called Flirty makes me laugh in place of where I should be feeling sorry for it.
I do feel sorry for it. How many are there, of these poor little horses that must be going insane? Who cam up with the idea that they were a suitable animal or any better at anything than a dog?
Do they just shit wherever, like regular horses? Don't they get lonely being single horses, like regular horses?
Little ponies tend to live for years, so there is hope that it might outlive her, but idk if that's also true for mini-horses.
Maybe it could sperg out and knock her down the stairs .

 

[Otterly]

Maybe it could sperg out and knock her down the stairs

That poor horse. It deserves to be some pony-obsessed girl’s loved and pampered pet, with a little paddock to run around in and other horses to annoy. It’s like a hostage situation for the damn thing.
I hope it outlives her and gets rescued

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

The fact the stupid little horse is called Flirty makes me laugh in place of where I should be feeling sorry for it.
I do feel sorry for it. How many are there, of these poor little horses that must be going insane? Who cam up with the idea that they were a suitable animal or any better at anything than a dog?
Do they just shit wherever, like regular horses? Don't they get lonely being single horses, like regular horses?
Little ponies tend to live for years, so there is hope that it might outlive her, but idk if that's also true for mini-horses.
Maybe it could sperg out and knock her down the stairs .

Can't speak on this horse specifically but a mini horse trained as a service animal is housebroken, as for benefits over those of dogs, they're generally taller than dogs and stronger so they're better for balance tasks, they also live much longer (~30 years) and less people have allergies to horses compared to dogs.

Munchies just know a horse will draw wayyy more attention than a dog though and that's probably all flirty is for lol

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Flirty is "housebroken", and by that I mean "sometimes shits in the allocated pile of sawdust in the corner of the room".

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Andie might be the most repulsive human I've ever seen. And that includes that other one on here that we hope is really dead, and Andrew Ditch. "Abuse"? Wish a baseball bat would abuse her kneecaps. Glad it looks like the Consequences are finally here for her.

 

[Baumstriezel]

I feel bad for Abrea’s mom, her house was turned into a stable so that a dumb animal that only knows how to eat, shit, and eat again could live in it. And also her pet horse.
(Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week)
But also, paying to redo the floors your daughter’s indoor horse fucked up and then keeping the horse indoors so it can fuck up the new floor before it’s even done being installed…
Seems like the apple didn’t fall far from the tree at all.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

The fact the stupid little horse is called Flirty makes me laugh in place of where I should be feeling sorry for it.
I do feel sorry for it. How many are there, of these poor little horses that must be going insane? Who cam up with the idea that they were a suitable animal or any better at anything than a dog?
Do they just shit wherever, like regular horses? Don't they get lonely being single horses, like regular horses?
Little ponies tend to live for years, so there is hope that it might outlive her, but idk if that's also true for mini-horses.
Maybe it could sperg out and knock her down the stairs .

Can't speak on this horse specifically but a mini horse trained as a service animal is housebroken, as for benefits over those of dogs, they're generally taller than dogs and stronger so they're better for balance tasks, they also live much longer (~30 years) and less people have allergies to horses compared to dogs.

Munchies just know a horse will draw wayyy more attention than a dog though and that's probably all flirty is for lol

Flirty is "housebroken", and by that I mean "sometimes shits in the allocated pile of sawdust in the corner of the room".

If you haven't followed this one's story, I highly recommed you search the thread and do so, it's a fucking riot. And @Flourishing Pinecone ❧ is right, sometimes the horse shits in the correct corner of the room but mostly she just shits everywhere. Every living space this girl has is swiftly RUINED by horse shit. It's absolutely disgusting. Also, pretty sure she's one of very few (if not the only) service horses in the country. She is the single reason service horses are not allowed on airplanes, so there is that.

ALSO, also, Abrea beat anorexia like a brave ED warrior! Just look at the frail little thing! Truly worth the search, a great read but literally full of shit.

 

[LonesomeDud]

It seems to me with all munchie type pacientes, they all have arrested development around 12/13, whether they're 15, 18, or 20. It's just like a hard stop. I wonder why that point.

 

[nuno bo2no]

It seems to me with all munchie type pacientes, they all have arrested development around 12/13, whether they're 15, 18, or 20. It's just like a hard stop. I wonder why that point.

Increased hormones, onset of periods and all the pain and suffering that go with them? Cause physical and emotional issues

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I fucking love abrea. She's repulsive and terrible at everything she does while also being a huge laughingstock. You kind of can't be mad because all she's doing is taking her bored little pony to the supermarket. Meanwhile service animal regulations on airlines have tightened up explicitly because of her attention-seeking stunts, she got mocked on national TV, people in africa dunk on her on youtube, her roommate kicked her out and exposed her smelly horse shit dungeon to the Internet, she had to move back in with mommy permanently at almost 40 years old, and she looks like Helga Phugly from the Oblongs. Her being the face of service horses probably stopped a whole bunch of pretty skinny horse girls from deciding they needed their horsie in Disney World because she's just so embarrassing and fat as fuck and no one wants to be associated with her.

What others have forgotten to point out about Flirty's toilet habits is abrea used to also have a cat in her old place, which was a rented room in another woman's house. The cat saw the horse shitting and pissing in the shavings in the bedroom and started doing the same. When she got kicked out she had to rehome the "emotional support" cat and the homeowner has since posted photos showing that she left the room FULL of horse and cat shit along with soiled towels, dirty dishes, food containers, and various objects she "borrowed" and never returned. Mind you, Flirty's "stall" as abrea called it was literally directly next to the head of the bed. I don't know how you can possibly sleep with that smell wafting through the air.

She also had a neglected, dejected dog in there for a while, a "service dog" some other hambeast abused and then discarded, who I'm sure contributed to the situation because she did not suddenly develop the willpower to walk a dog several times a day in all weather. He's since been memoryholed. The whole reason she swore she needed a horse instead of a dog was she claimed near life threatening allergies to dogs, despite that she was around dogs all the time and the homeowner had a very clingy pit bull for most of the time they lived together who would snuggle right up to abrea on the couch all the time. When she got the dog and insisted he was already trained in all the tasks she needed and perfect at his job people started to ask why the fuck she still needed the horse with her if a dog was fine now. Then after she brought him out a few times it became obvious to anyone who has even heard of a dog that he was a complete basketcase whose own mental health was worse than that of the attention-seeking retard dragging him around the supermarket. People kept pointing out how miserable he looked and he has not been seen since covid.

oh and that was the second house she got kicked out of. The first was a friend of hers and fellow horse girl who she moved in with shortly before she got Flirty. She claims this person just didn't understand her rights as a disabled person to have a horse for her anxiety, but the few times she's talked about it it has become obvious that the other person was fine with Flirty conceptually. It was only after abrea insisted she needed Flirty inside at all times even if it meant the horse was going to shit on the carpet because otherwise she might feel sad that the other woman told her to get the fuck out.

they're better for balance tasks

the more I write about this topic the more I think it is animal cruelty to do this to them. If your balance is so poor you need support, get a cane or a walker. You lose your balance with an animal, you're liable to seriously injure it.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

the more I write about this topic the more I think it is animal cruelty to do this to them. If your balance is so poor you need support, get a cane or a walker. You lose your balance with an animal, you're liable to seriously injure it.

Yeah. I absolutely loathe the idea of someone using an animal for balance or mobility. I don't understand why it's even a thing.

 

[Polychromos]

Her being the face of service horses probably stopped a whole bunch of pretty skinny horse girls from deciding they needed their horsie in Disney World because she's just so embarrassing and fat as fuck and no one wants to be associated with her.

I never really thought about it this way. So I guess her biggest accomplishment in life is saving a bunch of horses from the life Flirty has to live.

The thought of a group of service horses in Disney World is absolutely terrifying. Imagine witnessing that as a horse.

 

[Equus quagga]

Uh, is one of the medications she’s on meth?

If we take her compulsive oversharing at face value no. She has admitted to cocaine usage in 1997 and posted it nearly 30 years later like she's some kind of edgy teenager on the way to her first college party. She admits to being a daily marijuana smoker and former alcoholic. Additionally she claims all first line opiates do not work on her. SHE NEEDS THAT DILAUDID FOLKS. Of course she chimped out when a doctor wrote that she has mild marijuana use disorder in her chart and suggested Mayo's pain management program. How dare they suggest treatment that isn't copious amounts of ketamine.

Spoiler: "ï'm sooooooo honest"

Can someone explain to me what exactly happened with home health?

Essentially she wants home health for medication management and to run her lymphedema pump. This is not well explained in this video, but its not worth watching the myriad of videos to get the context. She published 8-15 videos per day to paint the story of the home health saga. In her mind, medication management means because she is on so much medication and cannot drive from being terminally high, they will........do something about it? What exactly, only the chronically high mind of a Zebra can tell us. Sadly she is way too high to finish a single thought and actually explain how she wants home health to manage her medications. She additionally wants home health to manage her lymphedema pump 6 days a week. This is a full body pump that runs all day and pumps fluid? Who the fuck knows. Because she is bed bound while the pump is operational, she needs a home health nurse to presumably wipe her ass and spoon feed her while the dercums lumps are pumped away. The motivation behind this appears to be that her husband Steven is waiting on her like a pillow princess and needs to return to work. Considering she spends what is likely in the hundreds of thousands in cash medical treatments, homeboy needs a job to support his terminally delusional wife. If he's off pump duty he can earn an income and she can munch even more magnificent adventures.

Her skin looks SO weird. Maybe it's filter distortion, but it moves really weird. It looks almost liquid, yet dry. Is that what ketamine does to you?

I don't think it is a filter. I think her face is just melted from years of pulling and stretching on her imaginary lumps and bumps. Plus the fulltime Florida sun. Do any other patients of Dr. Hanna look like those drip candles from the early 2000's? Man I loved those things.

 

[Pine Needles]

Do we know this Reddit munchie? Claims the usual cluster of EDS, POTS, tethered cord syndrome, CRPS, etc. Claims her local ER is “dangerous” and goes on rants about how incompetent doctors are.
As you’d expect, it’s a young white woman that uses a wheelchair and arm crutches.
I didn’t recognize her from the usual lineup.

Sketchyart333

(I’m not sure if she’s underage. Please disregard if so.)