Canadian Federal Election 2025 - Share predictions and commentary

[gamerweeb1]

This will go down in history as the first nation ever to be destroyed by banter.

Threatening to annex a foreign nation is “banter”, sure.

Putin was talking about annexing Ukraine for years. That was just “banter”… until it wasn’t.

 

[HistrionicBitch]

Albertan secession is actually a non zero probability. In any other scenario it would be a joke because the USA would instantly rebuff them. Trump would take them as the 51st state pretty quickly IMO. And when that happens Canada loses what is basically its only province with a demography that isn't totally fucked and a huge share of both their petrochemical and agricultural resources. The other western provinces probably follow and the federation disintegrates and probably ends up choosing between joining the USA or becoming failed states. Violation of the NOTHING EVER HAPPENS principle but it's a funny thought.

Time to form Cascadia tbh.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I’m not Canadian.

You're seething at Donald Trump in the Canadian Election thread. You're about as Canadian as it gets.

 

[MeltyTW]

trumptards trying to flip the blame when the conservatives were clear favourites until trump opened his fat mouth is very funny, you are coping! SAD!

no. trump purposefully sunk con chances to ruin canada to annex it. he stated as such explicitly. libs saying "elbows up!" for non-existent advice for a sport they dont play in a weak display of "defiance" is actually more preferable to trump than pierre trying to actually improve the country.

This election turnout actually has very little to do with Trump.

no its basically all tds from retarded boomers who dont realize that they got their way before and were able to squeak by with weak ass appeals to ideas they use solely as teddy bears because other better countries wiped their ass for them like children. they think the libs waving the teddy bear of post-national nationalist patriotism is going to save them from a mean ol bully.

Threatening to annex a foreign nation is “banter”, sure.

and it worked as trump got canadians to vote for their own impoverishment thereby insuring we can easily annex canada

 

[moocow]

No, because the good guys won.

Ah okay. Bummer, it would have been really funny.

Now we have to wait potentially days, maybe even weeks, for this new government to start shooting its toes off.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Are we actually getting a lib + NDP + green coalition? That's horrifying.

Looks that way.

 

[Purple Francis]

Are we actually getting a lib + NDP + green coalition? That's horrifying.

Actual worst timeline if that happens. One good thing Carney campaigned on was building more nuclear power plants. Greens will veto that because they're utterly retarded.

 

[Sammich]

Thanks for giving the libs a reason to hold on to power, Donald.

Yeah, blame the US because leafs are fucking retarded, mongoloid. Leafs were retarded a decade ago, they will be retarded in another decade.

Maybe tell your faggot "center right" guy to pick a lane other than "i'm not like justo"

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Looks that way.


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Green party and what are the two above it?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

trumptards trying to flip the blame when the conservatives were clear favourites until trump opened his fat mouth is very funny, you are coping! SAD!

i'm glad he had a part in dooming your fake and gay country full of pajeets and chinks. every one of you cucks with an inferiority complex should take Canadian healthcare and know when you're gone and the big dick Americans come in and take over, turning your frozen tundra into a literal paradise the entire world will be glad you aren't there to shit it up anymore.

 

[Merry]

Actual worst timeline if that happens

More Western separatism is good, actually

 

[Northern Blockhead]

Okay, this is fucking funny.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

The response was simple: Replace Trudeau with the guy who’s been making the decisions for him through advisory work. Same policies but with no negative baggage.

It was a genuine master stroke from the Liberals

I don't disagree with your summary or conclusion but if "replace unpopular guy who's in line with us with more popular guy who's in line with us" is considered a stroke of genius instead of barebones level 1 basic bitch politics, it's no wonder they've been running the country into the ground

 

[Sneed Lurker]

I can't wait for 5 more years of Canadian buck breaking!

 

[MeltyTW]

Yeah, blame the US because leafs are fucking retarded, mongoloid. Leafs were retarded a decade ago, they will be retarded in another decade.

they actually wont be because they will be the northern territories of the greater united states empire and leaf identity will be insolvent and defunct.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Thanks for giving the libs a reason to hold on to power, Donald.

Yeah, blame the US because leafs are it's fucking retarded, mongoloid. Leafs It was were retarded a decade ago, they it will be retarded in another decade.

Maybe tell your faggot "center right" guy to pick a lane other than "i'm not like justo"

Maybe tell your halfwit orange retard to stop fucking over conservatives across the whole world in between fucking up his own country.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

barebones level 1 basic bitch politics, it's no wonder they've been running the country in the ground

Not running the literal worst candidates possible is extremely difficult for western democracies.

 

[Gerelatha]

You're seething at Donald Trump in the Canadian Election thread. You're about as Canadian as it gets.

and you stink like shit so you must be Indian

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Another victory for Israel.

 

[Sammich]

conservatives across the whole world

"conservatives" across the whole world can eat the biggest plate of shit. No one cares about your faggot party of faggots.