Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[JaneThough]

She’s really gotta stop acting like respecting her chosen name is some anomaly that surprises her every time people just choose to be decent humans. “Actually it’s Yarrow” is no different than a Robert going “call me Bob”. Nicknames are nothing new and I even remember in school 20+ years ago the teachers on the first day would encourage us to let them know if we went by something other than our legal name.

Staph, most people are just not rude assholes. You tell me your name is Fartface McPoopypants, I’m going to call you that. I think most people are the same. However there’s a type of person that might overdo it and seem SUPER accommodating. Like they tell her she’s a handsome man, that they totally didn’t clock her, “no WAY you were AFAB!” There’s a name for that person and Staph I need you to trust me when I say this:

The grifter.

That person wants something but she’s far too emotionally immature to be able to see it. The people who actually take the most from her are gonna use her stupid tree pronouns and call her the King of Sheba and she will eat it up all the way to the bottom of her bank account. While drawing every last cent for her new bff the clerk struggles and slips out a ma’am before apologizing. Staph will never forgive this transgression. She hands her money to her bff and doesn’t see them until the next gibes check arrives.

Believe me or not, Staph.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Dahmer ran away together, leaving her with psychotically violent rapist Richard Ramirez and also Heath Ledger.

Poor old (and also Heath Ledger.)
The only one who isn't a pedophile-rapist, murder, or both, and he gets treated like chopped liver.

"Read Animorphs" Staph, you are nearly 40.
I didn't even read animorphs in the 90s because the covers were lame lol

Unsure what this is about, probably the legs.
If it is, this is a lot of effort that's going so far unrewarded to try to bait anyone to commiserate her about this awful oppression.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Staph, most people are just not rude assholes. You tell me your name is Fartface McPoopypants, I’m going to call you that. I think most people are the same. However there’s a type of person that might overdo it and seem SUPER accommodating. Like they tell her she’s a handsome man, that they totally didn’t clock her, “no WAY you were AFAB!” There’s a name for that person and Staph I need you to trust me when I say this:

I firmly believe that the rise of transgenderism is caused by high rates of autism, misogyny in response to feminist progress, and rigid adherence to gender roles (caused by the previous two factors combined), but there's still some female-born theythems at my workplace who I refer to as such in general conversation because 1) I don't really want to be ostracized by the coworkers in my age group and 2) I'm not particularly confrontational enough to cause a big drama over saying a word.

edit: to clarify, I refer to these people as "they" or "them," not as theythems.

Unsure what this is about, probably the legs.

God help us all if she tries. I saw a kid the other day who had tried shaving his legs for swim team and it looked like he'd fallen into a weedwhacker. I doubt she has the coordination or flexibility to do it without scraping a few layers of skin off, especially if she hasn't done it in 10+ years.

 

[often puzzled]

I didn't even read animorphs in the 90s because the covers were lame lol

Unsure what this is about, probably the legs.
If it is, this is a lot of effort that's going so far unrewarded to try to bait anyone to commiserate her about this awful oppression.

Your guess is correct:



RANDOM PERSON: writes funny tweet
STEPHANIE: allow me to miss the joke completely and make this about me and my very legitimate trauma

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Your guess is correct:

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RANDOM PERSON: writes funny tweet
STEPHANIE: allow me to miss the joke completely and make this about me and my very legitimate trauma

Oh my fucking GOD, give it a rest, Stephanie LOL. It's almost like she has no struggles or legit reasons to feel oppressed, so she is searching for anything to feel bullied about. This is teenage girl level shit. Blows my mind but absolutely tickles the shit out of me. Maybe she needs to get into slapfights again (please).

Whilst I'm here: On Mastodon, she put an updated Google doc of her identity flags. I think these are new. Her formatting is absolute dogshit.


So I guess this means that she thinks she was an animal in a past life.


One's fucked up views of masculinity is due to trauma... Sounds problematic, Yarrow. Are you saying transgenderism is caused by trauma?


One's gender is fucked up by BPD. Yarrow, you're being a bit TERFy there. Are you saying that AFABs with BPD are only gender flipping because of their BPD? SMH.


Ridiculous.


I didn't read all this, but what I managed to read made me feel like I was having a stroke.

 

[a hapless toad]

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Dahmer ran away together, leaving her with psychotically violent rapist Richard Ramirez and also Heath Ledger.

Nope, Richard and Michael are gone. She and Dahmer got married last year after she became a true and honest bxy.

 

[moorhen]

"Read Animorphs" Staph, you are nearly 40.
I didn't even read animorphs in the 90s because the covers were lame lol

The book that is a weird spider boy gave me nightmares when I was a kid, used to dream my siblings were animorphing in the night.

Idk why any adult would want to read them though. Maybe nostalgia, like when you get high and watch old spongebobs.

Back to Steph, her crying about her dad making snarky comments about her hairy little stump legs really shows how she’s never really suffered any real abuse in her life.
The fact that she’s bringing it up so frequently shows how much she thinks that’s what suffering is. No one gives a shit. Loads of men shave their legs these days. Women don’t shave their legs.
She doesn’t even need to see him, if she doesn’t want to. She just wants him to do stuff for her silently instead of voicing his opinions.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She just needs to have a backbone for once, not act like a pouting 15y/o for once in her life, and understand that (a) she can do whatever tf she wants with her legs and (b) if they're really, really hairy she may get made fun of for them.

Used to work retail with a really unlikeable chick back in the day, and she had horrendously hairy legs that she didn't shave (we're talking ugg boots sort of hair, it was remarkable). If she'd been a nice, normal coworker it would have been a 'huh, bit hairy but none of my business'; because she was a bitch to everyone and everything, she was referred to as 'Sasquatch' behind her back by pretty much everyone.

When you're a generally okay person, people politely overlook stuff. When you're a nasty creep, people will latch onto any opening to make fun of you. Guess which category Stapphy probably falls in?

 

[Aunt Carol]

No one gives a shit. Loads of men shave their legs these days. Women don’t shave their legs.
She doesn’t even need to see him, if she doesn’t want to.

OR SHE COULD WEAR PANTS

One pair of "shut up Dad" pants that she wears for just the time Dad's cleaning her apartment for her.

That's an adult life skill just like throwing a blanket over your aquarium when the super comes to fix your plumbing.

Sort of on the subject: seems weird that Stephanie hasn't had a Utilikilt phase. The kind of neckbeard she's transitioning into is exactly the type.

 

[AfghanBlue]

OR SHE COULD WEAR PANTS


Sort of on the subject: seems weird that Stephanie hasn't had a Utilikilt phase. The kind of neckbeard she's transitioning into is exactly the type.

Too restrictive of the GUNT.
She needs horrible shorts that hang underneath it, as is the way of the fat scuff.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Is this suicide baiting via t-shirt? Such a plantkin that she doesn't know it's a morning glory. Weird how her parents don't make her shave those hairy arms.

"Death Before Detransition" is one of the worst genderperson slogans out there, up there with "Trans Rights" - nobody is forcing Staph or any troon/pooner to go off their meds and acknowledge their biology, even though in an ideal world name/pronoun changes and hormones/surgery wouldn't be so normalised and pushed as the only option for people who are confused about who they are, nobody's holding her at gunpoint and telling her to quit the juice and go back to being Stephanie, she/her or else. I also feel like it's a middle finger to all the people who did buy into the troon cult before coming to their senses and realising it's all BS but that's nothing new, typical cult behaviour to shun ex-members who call them out.

the leg shaving thing is just so interesting to me. why does papa frigs care that his hairy ogress child has shaved legs or not? why does staph even consider listening to him when she's 36? it's so strange.

I find it weird that it's coming from her dad rather than her mother, because typically it's mothers who teach their daughters the basic beauty/grooming stuff and expect them to keep it up (so would be more likely to notice and call out their daughter's hairy legs), and usually when I've heard men say they want a woman to shave the implication is they'd find her more sexually desirable if she did but maybe that's normal in her family, idk, I've never heard of a guy apart from Papa Frigs saying his daughter/sister/cousin/whatever is too hairy. Though it makes me think her dad made an offhand comment about it once and she's blowing it out of proportion to make him look like an incestuous creep. Who is also "queerphobic" because he doesn't believe in whatever new gender she's cooked up.

I didn't read all this, but what I managed to read made me feel like I was having a stroke.

Why do I feel as if she gave her shiny new label a German or at least German-sounding name because of Rammstein, or if someone else made it up, added it to her collection because of them? Even though she's all about Ghost lately, she still does bring up her old faves from time to time and I get the feeling German wouldn't even be on her radar if it weren't for them, so...

OR SHE COULD WEAR PANTS

One pair of "shut up Dad" pants that she wears for just the time Dad's cleaning her apartment for her.

That's an adult life skill just like throwing a blanket over your aquarium when the super comes to fix your plumbing.

Sort of on the subject: seems weird that Stephanie hasn't had a Utilikilt phase. The kind of neckbeard she's transitioning into is exactly the type.

I've never seen a Utilikilt in the wild but wouldn't be surprised if the sort of neckbeardy men who wear them are also extremely white and claim Scottish heritage so would fit right in with the Celtic LARP, also completely on brand for her to confuse Ireland and Scotland the way she seems to mix up Sweden and Norway since she was full on into her (teensy amount of) Irish ancestry at one point.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

find it weird that it's coming from her dad rather than her mother, because typically it's mothers who teach their daughters the basic beauty/grooming stuff and expect them to keep it up (so would be more likely to notice and call out their daughter's hairy legs),

I don't think that Mama Frigly wants to go within thirty feet of the stinking, aggressive, physically abusive parasite.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Kek why do I always see retarded unrelated negratings from @nuno bo2no here and elsewhere?

Maybe Mr frig only sees her legs from his position on his hands and knees cleaning the litter tray out.
Or they avoid her gaze like battered wives.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

OR SHE COULD WEAR PANTS

One pair of "shut up Dad" pants that she wears for just the time Dad's cleaning her apartment for her.

That's an adult life skill just like throwing a blanket over your aquarium when the super comes to fix your plumbing.

Sort of on the subject: seems weird that Stephanie hasn't had a Utilikilt phase. The kind of neckbeard she's transitioning into is exactly the type.

I haven't seen a a utilikilt at a convention in years. I think most of the dudes who wore them either trooned out, or got tired of people asking them what their pronouns were.

 

[pink cigarettes]

She’s really gotta stop acting like respecting her chosen name is some anomaly that surprises her every time people just choose to be decent humans. “Actually it’s Yarrow” is no different than a Robert going “call me Bob”. Nicknames are nothing new and I even remember in school 20+ years ago the teachers on the first day would encourage us to let them know if we went by something other than our legal name.

Staph, most people are just not rude assholes. You tell me your name is Fartface McPoopypants, I’m going to call you that. I think most people are the same. However there’s a type of person that might overdo it and seem SUPER accommodating. Like they tell her she’s a handsome man, that they totally didn’t clock her, “no WAY you were AFAB!” There’s a name for that person and Staph I need you to trust me when I say this:

The grifter.

That person wants something but she’s far too emotionally immature to be able to see it. The people who actually take the most from her are gonna use her stupid tree pronouns and call her the King of Sheba and she will eat it up all the way to the bottom of her bank account. While drawing every last cent for her new bff the clerk struggles and slips out a ma’am before apologizing. Staph will never forgive this transgression. She hands her money to her bff and doesn’t see them until the next gibes check arrives.

Believe me or not, Staph.

^^^ This is the truth
Stephanie will get love-bombed, ripped off, then ignored a few times, and when she finally runs out of cash (or has a 3rd party minding her accounts), eventually the grifter may move on. And she'll call it a great love affair or write mopey posts inventing and projecting random feelings on the person and situation. Bet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I haven't seen a a utilikilt at a convention in years. I think most of the dudes who wore them either trooned out, or got tired of people asking them what their pronouns were.

I still see them in the wild, but I don't know if young fedora-men are wearing them. What I see are dorks in their 30s+ wearing utilikilts at concerts and niche movie showings and thrift stores and game stores.

It would be interesting to know if being a utilikilt early adopter changes incidence of troonery--if a nerd wore a kilt to anime conventions in college in the 1990s, "skirt go spinny" isn't a revelation in his IT job in the 2000s.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

RIP Jay. Kinda nice she has a friend to poison cook for.


WHY you would tell the internet that you have onion burps, I don't know. I don't see why 'The cat must be pleased' about it.


'I told them that under no certain terms are they to remove it. That plant is sacred to pagans of many stripes.' Pagan Karen.



I'm sure there are some Americans here who know more about this than me/Staph, who can find fault with what she's saying.


Mama Frig, just say no.


We have seen your axe, it won't do shit.


You are one to talk! You can't even say your own name right, Gyro.



She was also scammed by someone on Twitter after she lost money on a tactical magazine subscription and chimped out needing the money. Weird how she didn't mention that one. I can't recall the Tumblr bottom surgery scam.


No, Staph. No one has ever gone out at night on April 30th.


So the evidence of her not being a cringe LARPer is... meeting a woman with a dog? Did you take the woman's name and number so she could come forward as a witness? lol


Slapfighting on Facebook. It's always via the PAPST page. Staph's shit screencap:

You can see the person's name in the preview of the cap in the bottom left corner, completely defeating the purpose of blacking out his name. Gyro, do you know that you can use the middle icon to crop the caps?

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Why do I feel as if she gave her shiny new label a German or at least German-sounding name because of Rammstein, or if someone else made it up, added it to her collection because of them? Even though she's all about Ghost lately, she still does bring up her old faves from time to time and I get the feeling German wouldn't even be on her radar if it weren't for them, so...

>Wechselnd Attraction
I assumed she made it up, because the German grammar is broken, but the whole paragraph is copied from this obscure genderweird wiki.
They got their top men on this:

The term Wechselnd Attraction was coined on February 3rd, 2021, during a private conversation between two members of the LGBTA Wiki, users Creacket and BigGalFastThough

Top. Men.

were speaking over the nature of fluxuating, caretaking-related, tertiary attractions and desired a term to describe intermittence, alternation, and variance of said attractions. The German word Wechselnd was chosen, as it captured all relevant ideas effectively.

German was chosen because it sounds fancy and foreign and reminds them of Freud. They could have called it 'changeable' or 'waxing and waning', it means the same thing.

So Staph literally just picks and chooses her identities from a wiki and probably couldn't explain what half of them mean without reading them off. Not that any of this makes sense if you do read them off...

 

[Free the Pedos]

L

Death Before Detransition" is one of the worst genderperson slogans out there

It sounds fucking mental because most normal people would choose to wear the clothes of the opposite sex before committing suicide.

 

[Aunt Carol]

'I told them that under no certain terms are they to remove it. That plant is sacred to pagans of many stripes.' Pagan Karen.

By what authority? It's a shame this didn't happen, because I'd love to see Stephanie's fake, never-implemented plant expertise go up against a native plant activist in realtime. Those people are serious.

I'm sure there are some Americans here who know more about this than me/Staph, who can find fault with what she's saying.

I don't know about the Great 2011 Petco Flood, but yeah, Cascadia Subduction Zone is a thing. Everything west of I-5 is screwed to some degree; learn to swim.

People mostly ignore it because the research wasn't finalized until the early 1990s (IIRC) so it wasn't on everyone's radar like fallout maps and hurricanes and smaller earthquakes, and jeez the human experience is already overwhelming. PNW legacy media fill space every couple of months with an article that reminds you to have a stockpile of food, water and medications.

No, Staph. No one has ever gone out at night on April 30th.

Aw, Walpurgisnacht. In another universe, Stephanie would have had a Discordian phase at the developmentally appropriate age and grown out of it. The Illuminatus Trilogy would have given a lot more depth to her occult LARPing, plus Robert Anton Wilson is a good self-help/philosophy? writer to get into for non-smug weirdos. She might accidentally have some personal growth.

Spoiler: caution: 2 spooky

I was out way after midnight on Walpurgisnacht, the night the dead hold sway, because that's when I get home from work anyway, gotta get the mail, and then the neighborhood stray cat I'm trying to lure into my household was hanging around. He's black (the spookiest color!! (that means I owe him reparations (canned food))). Poor old man lets me pet him now, but I have to be really delicate about getting mats and burrs off of him or he slaps me, runs a couple of feet away and glares.

It sounds fucking mental because most normal people would choose to wear the clothes of the opposite sex before committing suicide.

It's easy to die for a cause but sure hard to live for one. (And even easier to threaten to die for a cause.) Who's credibly threatening troons with death? I'd be much more impressed by "get a job and be reasonably self-sufficient before detransition."