Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[a tightly clenched butt]

"Learning how to hold my head"

Is Victoria an infant?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

"Learning how to hold my head"

Is Victoria an infant?

Next in the plans: learning how to walk

 

[Fat Black Woman]

Next in the plans: learning how to walk

The things Vicky will do! We can feed her a lemon and film her reaction. She should crowdfund for a really nice pack n' play. I also found this age-appropriate AAC device.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I just had a disturbing thought. Remember when we were discussing her "other +18 account" and some people speculated it might be scat related? Well- what if it was actually about age play? Think about it: claiming to be "nonverbal" and needing loud toys to communicate, using a stroller (or in her case a wheelchair), not using the toilet like a normal adult, and her wacky fantasy of being bedridden and "cared for" by others. It might be a stretch, but… maybe?
Edit: and her very recent comment about being "up for adoption" as well

 

[behindyourightnow]

Ewww. And also, you don’t have a… a peen, you know. Also (again), lol.

So apparently this bitch knows so little about men that she thinks they need to wear loose boxers because their junk is just too voluminous to be contained by tight or semi-tight underwear. Wait until Vicky learns about men's briefs, or the type of underwear women used to wear before elasticized fabrics became common.

I follow her. No idea why she privated because she's posting basically nothing. Kiwis, don't fret.
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised by now that she's too lazy to run some soapy water through a tube every few days, but... she hasn't used her CPAP for two years because she has to wait multiple days between help? Okay then.

I wonder what she thinks "propioception" means.

I now choose to believe that Vicky actually does lack all proprioception from the neck upwards, and is constantly smacking her head into random surfaces and jamming forks into her own eye when she tries to eat.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Wonder if she's still stinking out the hospital.
If so, she should be careful leaving her filth pad unguarded in student accom.

New York will be steadily warming up, and if other renters complain about an insane infestation, and there's a highway of ants going under Vics door, I think the uni will open it and they probably have some enforceable standards about not destroying their property.

 

[Sperghetti]

Probably a hot take, but personally, I kind of doubt that Vicky's into ageplay. She infantilizes herself for sure, but I don’t think she thinks of it as infantilizing, and I get the feeling she’d be horribly offended if anyone said it was.

I could be wrong and she could be like that creepy Rose chick on the main munchie thread who was into ADBL fetish stuff, but I believe that one also was into pretending to be clinically retarded. Vicky, on the other hand, seems to want to be seen as a very intelligent “academic”. Like Stephen Hawking but for social justice instead of physics.

I assume her “other 18+ account” isn’t actually fetishy at all, just the most absolutely basic horny straight girl stuff you could possibly imagine.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Probably a hot take, but personally, I kind of doubt that Vicky's into ageplay.

To be honest I have a hard time believing it myself. The puzzle pieces kinda fit, sure, but it just seems like way too much effort for her. So it’s probably either basic girly hornyposting or something equally low-effort like cuntbois or whatever

 

[Breadbear]

The things Vicky will do! We can feed her a lemon and film her reaction. She should crowdfund for a really nice pack n' play. I also found this age-appropriate AAC device.
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So I know what you mean, but my retarded ass first imagined a see and say.

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TBF with Vicky, she could just replace the sounds with a couple stock phrases and she'd be set.
THE COW SAYS

I SHIT MYSELF

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So apparently this bitch knows so little about men that she thinks they need to wear loose boxers because their junk is just too voluminous to be contained by tight or semi-tight underwear. Wait until Vicky learns about men's briefs, or the type of underwear women used to wear before elasticized fabrics became common.



I guess I shouldn't be surprised by now that she's too lazy to run some soapy water through a tube every few days, but... she hasn't used her CPAP for two years because she has to wait multiple days between help? Okay then.



I now choose to believe that Vicky actually does lack all proprioception from the neck upwards, and is constantly smacking her head into random surfaces and jamming forks into her own eye when she tries to eat.

So I have talked before on the Farms about my now-trans former roommate. We'd been best friends for quite a long time before she decided to transition, and we talked about everything under the sun. Which is why I know that the clitoral growth associated with early-stage testosterone use can be actively painful when the newly swollen organ comes into contact with tight underwear.

Penises aren't going to have the same problem, partly because they're substantially less densely ennervated than the external clitoral structures, and partly because of the protection of the foreskin in uncircumcised men, or the long-term acclimation to sensory input that happens in circumcised boys and men. Some men who have had circumcision surgery as adults sometimes notice that their newly-exposed-to-the-elements-on-the-regular penis head can't be comfortable against tight underwear, and I'd assume the problem is basically this but magnified in a T-taking female, who is creating an exposed surface area on a structure with a lot more nerve endings per square cm.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Wonder if she's still stinking out the hospital.

not for long

 

[AfghanBlue]

not for long
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She probably feels pretty pleased with herself and reckons she has the uni excuses in the bag, but I bet it's gonna be a bumpy landing when she gets back to her gross disgusting room with no personal arse wiper.

I wonder if she'll muse upon how many times she wants to go round this cycle of doing fuck all, begging for scraps from a clearly tapped out audience, for medical care she doesn't need that's actively destroying her, for no other purpose other than avoiding course work which is the entire point of her being in her gross little room she doesn't clean to show how ill she is.
It's like a hell loop of her own making for literally no point.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

The context for this last one is that she’s replying to someone who says that airlines compensate for damaged electric wheelchairs, but not for manual ones. Not good enough, people DIE from noncustom chairs, chud!

I would believe that a quadriplegic with a pressure injury could be seriously injured by having to use an off the shelf chair with poor cushioning for an extended period of time.

Vicky is not a quadriplegic.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I now choose to believe that Vicky actually does lack all proprioception from the neck upwards, and is constantly smacking her head into random surfaces and jamming forks into her own eye when she tries to eat.

lmao like this glitch effect but just her head.

 

[Stella Octangula]

She's out and using a CPAP, lol

 

[AfghanBlue]

"treated the way I was treated"
Lmao what, sent to multiple expensive rehabs, housed and funded?

Turns out cleaning the cpap machine is as complicated as 'rinse in soap, water occasionally, drip dry'. The video explain it is 1 minute 40 and most tof that is taken up by the channel / production logos.
To be incapable of this you would actually have to be quadruplegic.

This kind of shit-that she elects, then declares and performs being unable to perform this paltry action, the type that she'll be doing in regular life all the time anyway - leads me to believe that Vicky has never had an actual episode of real pain in all her Larping. A genuinely scary or painful experience can change the ways of some pretty dedicated munchers, and she's not even that.
The worst that's happened to her is Poopy in my Pants and she apparently likes that because big fat adult baby fetish or whatever. But despite all her bitching and moaning and complaining I'm pretty certain she hasn't had anything genuinely scary or nasty happen to her yet. Considering how often she gets herself admitted to hospital, that's almost insulting.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I wonder if she'll muse upon how many times she wants to go round this cycle of doing fuck all, begging for scraps from a clearly tapped out audience, for medical care she doesn't need that's actively destroying her, for no other purpose other than avoiding course work which is the entire point of her being in her gross little room she doesn't clean to show how ill she is.
It's like a hell loop of her own making for literally no point.

I agree she's probably having a shit time of it, and must know on some level that she's making it all up. But I don't think she'll muse on the futility of it all. She clearly has some disability studies equivalent of white saviour syndrome, thinking her twitter DMs can be used in research and she can be a professor to fight injustice.

She's been handed everything on a silver platter forever, she very obviously (to me at least) believes she's entitled to these things. She's grown up in the generation of "if your feefees say you need/are this, then that must be the case." To her, having to wipe her own ass probably really does feel like an injustice.

I do wonder, give me rainbows, if she is much more low key irl. She probably still makes a retarded spectacle of herself but I hope she doesn't try to get everyone she meets to clean her room and nag at them for giving her anaphylaxis if they used a scented shower gel. I suspect she's got this far grifting because she treads the line much more wisely than you'd assume from her twitter.

She's never been given any real motivation, i.e. actual consequences of her actions, to end her cycle. It still seems more effort than just doing your essays for a mickeymouseology degree so she's clearly getting something from it, but that's the pathogogical bit.

Anyway, enough armchari psychology. She must need her CPAP as much as she needs her powerchair if she hasn't used it for 2 years.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

I do wonder, give me rainbows, if she is much more low key irl. She probably still makes a retarded spectacle of herself but I hope she doesn't try to get everyone she meets to clean her room and nag at them for giving her anaphylaxis if they used a scented shower gel. I suspect she's got this far grifting because she treads the line much more wisely than you'd assume from her twitter.

My theory is that she's really meek and passive in interpersonal interactions, other than with Mom and Dad. She's probably crazy pushy with docs and professors, but with students and bystanders I suspect she's meek. It's the only explanation I've got for the lack of any cow in the wild content. I'd bet the real warfare with docs/profs is done via formal complaint and over email.

 

[Free the Pedos]

We're going through enough shit as it is. Please don't send her here.

You can roll her into the gate if an adorable medieval walled town to keep immigrants out. She’s like a mobile boulder.

Like "glomp"-era Dreamwidth fandom slang.

Preps stop flamin!!!!!

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Aaand she’s public again, because she has important scientific insights to dispense. Might even solve the enigma of munching
myalgic encephalomyelitis. You never know what an incoherent twitter rant and some perfectly normal lab values (plus one value that demonstrates the exact opposite of what she’s claiming) might accomplish!

Spoiler: The rant

She concludes with this pretentious post:

I’ll wager this medical information is useless for further study. But since I don’t speak idiot fluently, maybe someone else has a clue what she’s really on about?

(Well, she’s trying to get out of her commitments, but other than that.)

ETA: here’s the full pic of her ”abnormal” lactate:

Much acidosis!