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The Noticer said:
Twink death really hit him like a truck. He is looking absolutely rotund. I thought HRT was supposed to give him a female fat distribution?
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Just think, in a few years this will also be Finnster, and with any luck Tyson as well (well, Chris is already getting on to be fair).
 
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Haramburger said:
There's no way you get two weeks time off as a barista, so Keffal's friendship with coffee shop = ENDED, Streaming drama is now their best friend(again)
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2 months*. Has moved in with his boyfriend from the looks of it, that's one of the perks of having 4 partners, I suppose, spread out the financial burden :story:
LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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The evergreen tweet.
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I would say here's a live video of this tweet being written but it must've been just another gloating "I Won" tweet that I captured... which I just fucked up and accidentally just overwrote the original file so video gone I guess :story::story:
At least I've got other clips from the DKF finale that we can reminisce over:

Keffals never got those thank you's, all he got was a drug addiction and 'Muh PTSD'

We're dead apparently and we can never organize again :stress:

It's quite obvious that the possibility of Null making KiwiFlare never even crossed their minds.
For the amount of autists in the troon camp you'd have thought they'd have learnt to never underestimate the power of weaponized autism.
 
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Punished Neco said:
We're dead apparently and we can never organize again :stress:
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LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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I can't find it right now, but a close second is the time he posted that meme "How I sleep knowing my enemies are ontologically evil and there is no action against them which is wrong"
Well, his life has been spiraling down the toilet for the last few years so I think we all know which side is doing Satan's work.
 
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DickMain said:
Just think, in a few years this will also be Finnster
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Finnster's not on HRT or anything, is he? Twink death will still occur obviously but I don't think it'll hit as hard as it does for a eunuch like Keffals.

P.S. @Something Awful do you have a video clip for the Keffals gunt reveal? I would like to make a video.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Finnster's not on HRT or anything, is he? Twink death will still occur obviously but I don't think it'll hit as hard as it does for a eunuch like Keffals.

P.S. @Something Awful do you have a video clip for the Keffals gunt reveal? I would like to make a video.
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It's from his latest stream on Twitch.



To be fair, I'm not sure of the actual size of the gunt because of how billowy the sweater is, but it's clear enough that Lucas's purported time thriving offline and touching grass has not made him more svelte.


Finnster has been on HRT for two years. He made a big announcement about it a year ago.
 
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