Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Jar-Jar Fanboy said:
Ellen is certifiably retarded. Pierre Poilievre has repeatedly stated that he's in favour of Canada remaining a sovereign nation, and he's never said anything about taking away whatever "women's rights" she thinks he's taking away. At one point, he said there's only two genders, but it's not the government's place to meddle with the personal lives of its citizens. His actual positions are taking a more hardline stance on crime, as opposed to the Liberals retarded "catch and release" policy that puts violent offenders back on the streets shortly after their arrest, and pushing for more Canadian energy production. If she just spent 5 minutes listening to him, she'd know that, but that would require to her to look beyond her unbearably myopic worldview. She can keep sucking Carney's wrinkled cock if she wants, but if he gets in, and Canada gets absolutely raped because of another Liberal term, I'll put all the blame on Ellen
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An e-thot who built her army of simps by making constant overtures to reddit is retarded? Color me whatever the opposite color of surprised is.
 
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Torque Wheeler said:
Damn I *ahem* feel bad for the little dude. Something must be really wrong in his life for orbiting a goblin like her
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I could lose 100 pounds if I ran the distance from his eyebrows to his hairline. Idk which is more embarrassing, the fact that he thinks this’ll get him some of that musty, dusty hella crusty coochie or the fact that the girl in the white shirt in the background has A-cups when compared to his moobs. He looks so damn slimy too. Looking like one of the boogers from the Mucinex commercials You just know that absolute fivehead has so much grease you could fry a piece of chicken with it. I bet 50 bucks he doesn’t get an erection. Instead, whenever he gets a notification on Ellen’s OF his big ass head grows a couple inches. So much so that he could touch the holes on Jesus’ soles when he sees her smelly holes.
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Luke’s Missing Hand said:
I could lose 100 pounds if I ran the distance from his eyebrows to his hairline. Idk which is more embarrassing, the fact that he thinks this’ll get him some of that musty, dusty hella crusty coochie or the fact that the girl in the white shirt in the background has A-cups when compared to his moobs. He looks so damn slimy too. Looking like one of the boogers from the Mucinex commercials You just know that absolute fivehead has so much grease you could fry a piece of chicken with it. I bet 50 bucks he doesn’t get an erection. Instead, whenever he gets a notification on Ellen’s OF his big ass head grows a couple inches. So much so that he could touch the holes on Jesus’ soles when he sees her smelly holes.
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I like the way this funny newcomer talks.
 
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The Cunting Death said:
and you're the C-Word

of course I mean cunt.
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I still don't know what the logic is behind 'retard' being a slur. It's a medical term. Who is it a slur towards, people with low IQ? How can you be bigoted towards stupid people? My belief is that the proggy crowd thinks people are referring specifically to people with down syndrome, which kind of makes them the bigots, doesn't it? Why would you just be assuming they're retarded, Ellen? It's kind of like how white-guilters are constantly being inadvertently racist.
 
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DickMain said:
I still don't know what the logic is behind 'retard' being a slur. It's a medical term. Who is it a slur towards, people with low IQ? How can you be bigoted towards stupid people? My belief is that the proggy crowd thinks people are referring specifically to people with down syndrome, which kind of makes them the bigots, doesn't it? Why would you just be assuming they're retarded, Ellen? It's kind of like how white-guilters are constantly being inadvertently racist.
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because it heckin oppressed low iq people you bigot
 
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Terrorist said:
Ellen can’t wait until all those evil White Canadian MUHSOGGYKNEES RACISTS (not her though, she’s one of the good ones!) get replaced with pajeets, who are known for their respect of women’s rights and dignity.
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This has the same energy as when leftists encounter Trump supporters that don’t match the stereotypes that mainstream media has provided for them. The idea of different people having different opinions scares them after all.

“Oh you’re a black Trump supporter? Well obviously you’re an Uncle Tom.”

“A female Trump supporter? You’re just a pick me. You just hate yourself.”
 
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I should've checked her Reddit first.
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Ellen acts mature on the internet, and mentions her Kiwi thread.
Edit: Is she accusing the BHJ people of making her thread? That's not how it works.
Edit 2: Ellen's willingness to jump into an internet fight screams BPD or autism. It's like she can't pull herself away.
 
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