Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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"Alyssa Mercante simps, UNITE!! And harass and stalk Smash JT for hurting Alyssa Mercante's fee-fees!"
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Yea, there are people who pick up random shifts, they're called teenagers. They just needed some extra cash and a shift time that didn't interfere with school.
Another brick in the Alyssa skinwalking a troon wall, taking opportunities away from young women. Those shifts should have went to teenagers Alyssa, not your broke (flat) ass.
It appears so. And it makes sense, Ubisoft has been flying her around to show her the garbage games and she writes her fluff articles about them.
Write them where? I wouldn't put it past Ubisoft to do something dumb like this, but wouldn't you want to do it with journoscum who are actually employed by publications, and not ones who have to beg Rolling Stone for scraps every couple of months?
 
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Write them where? I wouldn't put it past Ubisoft to do something dumb like this, but wouldn't you want to do it with journoscum who are actually employed by publications, and not ones who have to beg Rolling Stone for scraps every couple of months?
She wrote about "AC:Black in Japan" for Rollingstone (Archive)

She visited Ubisoft Montreal around that time.
That is why I believe it is Ubisoft flying her around, they are still all-in on the DEI nonsense and Alyssa as a self-proclaimed queer is a very loud screeching voice on social media who will literally whore herself out for any cause, if paid enough money.
 
Alyssa has promised us a lul video in which she will show how hard her life is, because all those people harassing her and threatening her, organized and coordinated by the big Master Mind Jeff Tarzia.

Seems like the commentary about her solo trip to Italy during which zero friends posed with her for pictures and she had to brag about some North African streets salesman calling her "beautiful", left some marks on her ego.

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This is exciting. Will she mention the Farms? Will anyone get a feature? I could see it going either way. Might not wanna send our hurtful words more traffic — but she's the type to make a bad decision.
 
Today Alyssa is back to seething about SmashJT and his videos.
She retweets her own mischaracterization about the Youtube TOS.

All that after getting drunk in Rome at 10am.
I really like her logic.
Women with their tits out making videos: ✅
Men making video showing women have their tits out: ☢️

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I don’t get it. Isn’t Rome supposed to have beautiful architecture and art? A place to go appreciate history? Why would you spend your limited time there being conned by North Africans and getting drunk before lunch?

She's just so gross and stupid and should stop wearing that cut of shirt-it emphasizes her man shoulders
 
I don’t get it. Isn’t Rome supposed to have beautiful architecture and art? A place to go appreciate history? Why would you spend your limited time there being conned by North Africans and getting drunk before lunch?

She's just so gross and stupid and should stop wearing that cut of shirt-it emphasizes her man shoulders

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He will go full lolcow eventually, but he has not provided enough material yet.
I know I'm going by like 90% vibes but that guy really irks me, maybe its the pattern recognition (arab) but I feel like if he wasn't being sued by someone as loathsome and unlikable as Mercante, the line between good/bad would be much blurrier. Again, I'm going mostly by the clickbaity tittles, thumbnails, reciclying the same video again and again, etc. But there's just something else about him, something I can't put my finger on, thats going to make his nature come to the surface like Sungrand for the world to see.
 
But there's just something else about him, something I can't put my finger on, thats going to make his nature come to the surface like Sungrand for the world to see.
From what bits of his content I have seen, he's just kind of naturally unlikable. Abrasive voice, face, mannerisms, etc. Not full on dick, but if this guy entered your social circle, he'd immediately be on the wrong side of everyone until proven otherwise. Pair this with deliberately engaging with the more controversial elements of the industry and gleefully relishing in that drama, and even someone like me who's ostensibly "on his side" doesn't want to get too close to being associated with him, yknow.

How much of that is him playing it up because hateviews are still views, that's what time will tell. Someone rolling by to see how Dysgenic he might be is still revenue, yknow.
 
I know I'm going by like 90% vibes but that guy really irks me, maybe its the pattern recognition (arab) but I feel like if he wasn't being sued by someone as loathsome and unlikable as Mercante, the line between good/bad would be much blurrier. Again, I'm going mostly by the clickbaity tittles, thumbnails, reciclying the same video again and again, etc. But there's just something else about him, something I can't put my finger on, thats going to make his nature come to the surface like Sungrand for the world to see.
I agree, he is a retard and I predict a divorce arc.
He is gambling the shared property and savings on internet Drama that will pay worse than a McDonalds job putting fries in the bag.
 
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You just have to look at the current fad of bad series/movies raping several franchises as "fan fiction" and it suddenly makes a lot more sense.
The nerdy never-have-been DEI hires got into the writing room, occupied HR, bullied out the last reasonable voice of resistance or accused them of sexual assault, and once they had the writing room floor to themselves they wrote fan fiction Star Wars stories with their personal identity front and center, instead of creating an appealing product for the average viewer.

And even worse is how they raped book series like The Witcher, Lord of the Rings and The Wheel of Time. There they deleted existing lore and rammed in their fan fiction storylines.

Alyssa has been doing the exact same thing with her journalistic IBS writing, since she went to university. She has made up narratives about culture, identity and sexuality. She lives in a fan fiction world of reality where she is the main character, every opinion on topics she has an interest in personally offends or validates her. She has been trying to revive GamerGate for the past 10 years because of her main character syndrome.

[EDIT] Just imagine a writing room in which every discussion circles around identity.
"The main character is obviously lesbian and super talented at magic and fighting!"
"How about she falls in love with a trans woman, who tragically dies in episode 4?"
"Yes, yes! And then she goes to avenge her and she can be reborn as a true woman, wouldn't that be romantic?"
"The evil nazi who tries to kill them should be a white man."
"Yes, of course. White men are the source of all evil. All good characters need to be LGBTQ+ or POC."
"Latina counts as POC."
"Yes, but only for women and Pedro Pascal!"
"How about we cast Pedro Pascal in a role?"
"How about he plays 5 roles at the same time? That way he can have extra screen time!"
"Oh wow, such a great idea. Quick dildo break everyone!"
This is just the culmination of what has been going on for years in terms of forcing diversity into everything. It started with those classic Disney cartoon movies adding a negro character-->all woman cast of ghostbusters-->this BS. If they refuse to learn their lesson I'm happy to watch them burn to the ground. This is why I haven't seen a film in theatres for probably 5 years now.


PS: You all are wrong about the Ewoks, they're the Jews of the SW universe of course.
 
Started archiving Alyssa Mercante's old Binghamton University articles that were linked here when I noticed the massive comment section on her graduation article:
I found out how to get to the dedicated Disqus pages for these articles. Unfortunately, not all of the 957 comments will load, unless there's something further that can be done with the URL (probably not). But you can at least archive the newest and oldest comments instead of the highest rated:
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But there's just something else about him, something I can't put my finger on, thats going to make his nature come to the surface like Sungrand for the world to see.
He kind of reminds me of Karl Jobst actually. Just a massive grifter. I could even see him bumbling his way to a loss in Mercunte's lolsuit somehow.
 
Alyssa is reading the thread confirmed. lol

She is seething about the commentary she explicitly has to go and look up.
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Why the fuck would you come here and read your own thread, where you know 100% that people are mocking you every day.
Skimpy outfit, no friends, drunk at 10am, tattoos that look like a 14 year old going through a cringe anarcho-goth-communist phase plastering the walls in her room with random symbols she thinks are cool for 5 seconds.

How utterly retarded do you have to be to overshare every single day on social media and then go look at the thread where people mock that exact behavior? If you hate yourself that fucking much, go visit the Brooklyn Bridge.

Your sister looks like a nice young Lady, well put together and a helpful productive job, what went wrong with you Alyssa?
 
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