🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

I have the feeling that the wannabe Tate's he's squatting at will surprise him with a bill when this adventure is over

 

[Telemeter]

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Tranny confirmed.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Apparently the pornstar life for Ralph was a troll but he did in fact smash tranny ass after talking to him

 

[Jacknife]

prostitutes say that guys that use them like therapists are worse than the guys that just want depraved sex

I doubt that, they are probably talking about guys who do both

 

[Telemeter]

I doubt that, they are probably talking about guys who do both

Prostitutes just want to do it and leave, its literally a job to them.

Men who talk to them are their equivalent of having to deal with a Karen.

 

[Null]

I doubt that, they are probably talking about guys who do both

no, some guys pay for the girlfriend experience and they'd rather just get pissed on.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

I have the feeling that the wannabe Tate's he's squatting at will surprise him with a bill when this adventure is over

The post Columbia beef with his hosts for the week is going to be kino

 

[Anti Snigger]

It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex

Look at the quality of women Ralph gets without paying. Pantsu was the hottest woman he ever had and that speaks volumes. It's a bar so low that even midgets couldn't limbo under it. So in Ralph's case, it must feel pretty impressive for him, to fuck a man that looks like a hotter woman than his ex-wife.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex

Ralph's in the same illustrious ranks as Russell Greer!

Except even Shitlips isn't stupid enough to go that far afield for it.

ETA: Rare Manduh sighting. It must be a photo of a photo or something because she looks like she's in a funhouse mirror.

 

[sufferhorse]

Ralph's in the same illustrious ranks as Russell Greer!

Except even Shitlips isn't stupid enough to go that far afield for it.

ETA: Rare Manduh sighting. It must be a photo of a photo or something because she looks like she's in a funhouse mirror.
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she packed some POUNDS didnt she

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Harry literally looks like a Ralph lol

 

[RollingRock2]

Ralph thinks that prostitutes fall in love with him if they listen to his rambling

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Ralph claims that he fucked this tranny
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Getting fucked still counts as fucking, I suppose.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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“I did not have sex with a tranny. If you want to know the truth about it maybe it was you who had gay sex as a matter of fact. And what’s wrong with a little creep shot?”

I know it is technically a-lawggin, but I think someone should tweet and remind him meigh considered herself a tranny and just see what happens.

 

[30+GameOvers]

It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex

It is when you're so fat and grotesque that even naive retards like Pantsu can't stand your deadbeat ass. Remember, she used to fuck Digibro, that's her "standards".

Look at the quality of women Ralph gets without paying. Pantsu was the hottest woman he ever had and that speaks volumes. It's a bar so low that even midgets couldn't limbo under it. So in Ralph's case, it must feel pretty impressive for him, to fuck a man that looks like a hotter woman than his ex-wife.

I think the fact that it is a man turns him on even more. Once again, why would he go after Pantsu in the first place?

 

[Um...]

So he’s already talking about ‘traveling back’ and ‘seeing mah suuuhhnnnn,’ lol. Not a word about ‘Ralphamania 2,’

Fat Grandpa got snubbed, shunned and ignored by his host for being fat and pathetic after his first night there

and now he’s getting ready to tuck his tail between his legs and slink back to his concrete bunker after a massive and highly embarrassing L.
Total failure.
The shame!
Ahahahaha

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

>go to Colombia
>bang a tranny
>don't make any money
lmao

 

[AltisticRight]

So he’s already talking about ‘traveling back’ and ‘seeing mah suuuhhnnnn,’ lol. Not a word about ‘Ralphamania 2,’
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Fat Grandpa got snubbed, shunned and ignored by his host for being fat and pathetic after his first night there
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and now he’s getting ready to tuck his tail between his legs and slink back to his concrete bunker after a massive and highly embarrassing L.
Total failure.
The shame!
Ahahahaha

So just a whimper with regards to the tranny(ies) he fucked/got fucked?
Yeah, it might not be the correct tranny.
But he still got fucked by a tranny.

TEN INCH DAYS BABHEEEHHHH

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Good news, Ralph! You're only a few minutes away from San Diego!

You can bus it or maybe even do an anger walk to get there! (Yes, I know it's not where Xander is.)