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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 319 92.5%

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Apparently the pornstar life for Ralph was a troll but he did in fact smash tranny ass after talking to him
 
It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex
Look at the quality of women Ralph gets without paying. Pantsu was the hottest woman he ever had and that speaks volumes. It's a bar so low that even midgets couldn't limbo under it. So in Ralph's case, it must feel pretty impressive for him, to fuck a man that looks like a hotter woman than his ex-wife.
 
It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex
Ralph's in the same illustrious ranks as Russell Greer!

Except even Shitlips isn't stupid enough to go that far afield for it.

ETA: Rare Manduh sighting. It must be a photo of a photo or something because she looks like she's in a funhouse mirror.
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:diddler: “I did not have sex with a tranny. If you want to know the truth about it maybe it was you who had gay sex as a matter of fact. And what’s wrong with a little creep shot?”
I know it is technically a-lawggin, but I think someone should tweet and remind him meigh considered herself a tranny and just see what happens.
 
It's amazing to me that there are people who think banging hookers is a flex
It is when you're so fat and grotesque that even naive retards like Pantsu can't stand your deadbeat ass. Remember, she used to fuck Digibro, that's her "standards".
Look at the quality of women Ralph gets without paying. Pantsu was the hottest woman he ever had and that speaks volumes. It's a bar so low that even midgets couldn't limbo under it. So in Ralph's case, it must feel pretty impressive for him, to fuck a man that looks like a hotter woman than his ex-wife.
I think the fact that it is a man turns him on even more. Once again, why would he go after Pantsu in the first place?
 
So he’s already talking about ‘traveling back’ and ‘seeing mah suuuhhnnnn,’ lol. Not a word about ‘Ralphamania 2,’
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Fat Grandpa got snubbed, shunned and ignored by his host for being fat and pathetic after his first night there
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and now he’s getting ready to tuck his tail between his legs and slink back to his concrete bunker after a massive and highly embarrassing L.
Total failure.
The shame!
Ahahahaha
 
So he’s already talking about ‘traveling back’ and ‘seeing mah suuuhhnnnn,’ lol. Not a word about ‘Ralphamania 2,’
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Fat Grandpa got snubbed, shunned and ignored by his host for being fat and pathetic after his first night there
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and now he’s getting ready to tuck his tail between his legs and slink back to his concrete bunker after a massive and highly embarrassing L.
Total failure.
The shame!
Ahahahaha
So just a whimper with regards to the tranny(ies) he fucked/got fucked?
Yeah, it might not be the correct tranny.
But he still got fucked by a tranny.

TEN INCH DAYS BABHEEEHHHH :diddler:
 
Good news, Ralph! You're only a few minutes away from San Diego!
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You can bus it or maybe even do an anger walk to get there! (Yes, I know it's not where Xander is.)
 
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