Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The only person less competent than an ubisoft dev may be Jason

 

[Roachbound]

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> DO NOT DARE TO COMPARE MEEE TO TOBY !!!44!!! HE HAD A TEAM RRRREeeeeeeee!!!!!4

Pretty sure that his composer, the Stijn dude, did all of the soundtracks lol, but way to minimize his contributions mald.

Also, the dude has already mogged Mald by having made 2 complete(albeit furry) games in the time period since heartbound was announced, with a third coming.


It will be really, really funny if Mald's employee finishes his THIRD game since heartbound before Mald finishes heartbound.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Also, the dude has already mogged Mald by having made 2 complete(albeit furry) games in the time period since heartbound was announced, with a third coming.

It looks like Here Comes Niko did really well too, it's at Very Positive with 977 reviews. From what I can tell it was made by Stijn and one other person, with help from a publisher. Maybe if this guy were in charge of Heartbound instead of Mald there'd be an actual update tomorrow

 

[Aidan]

Mald talking about how he streams to enable his game development as if most indie developers don't have other commitments, especially early on. He talks like it's virtuous that he's chasing money when really he's a greedy, lazy fuck.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Taking bets on tomorrow's update. I have one ms paint drawing of a Bitcoin that there's no update.

 

[SlyVMan]

Edit: I must have misread something. (didn't see who he banned and the one I said previously before editing is still in his discord.) Either way, he's still pretty trigger happy with that ban hammer

Edit again: I'm retarded, the user Forklift Certified mentioned (Bats1101) got banned. I was confused since their name was still colored in, until I clicked and saw they didn't have the Maldcord server in common with me. My bad.

 

[Hadniridea]

So, we've officially (to nobody's surprise) reached the level of cow-dom where even constructive or concerned criticism is now banned. Mald only accepts asspats & superchats from sycophants. Anything less and you'll get the blocked and banned hammer.

In fact, I even looked at the Steam reviews on his update schedule update, and any concerned posts that weren't fully kissing his nepo-baby ass were deleted.

His narc ego truly cannot accept even the slightest bit of criticism; even of the constructive variety. Absolutely wild.

Edit: I must have misread something. Either way, he still pretty trigger happy with that ban hammer

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[potato sack]

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That is the most meaningless sentence i've seen in a fucking while
I couldn't write better satire tbh, amazing stuff.

you simply really do not understand what lying is kid
clownwig behaviour dude

Edit: I must have misread something. (didn't see who he banned and the one I said previously before editing is still in his discord.) Either way, he's still pretty trigger happy with that ban hammer

Edit again: I'm retarded, the user Forklift Certified mentioned (Bats1101) got banned. I was confused since their name was still colored in, until I clicked and saw they didn't have the Maldcord server in common with me. My bad.

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lol maldy banned a twitch sub

 

[Aidan]

So, we've officially (to nobody's surprise) reached the level of cow-dom where even constructive or concerned criticism is now banned. Mald only accepts asspats & superchats from sycophants. Anything less and you'll get the blocked and banned hammer.

Banworld behavior dude.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Mald talking about how he streams to enable his game development as if most indie developers don't have other commitments, especially early on. He talks like it's virtuous that he's chasing money when really he's a greedy, lazy fuck.

Stupidest part is he's justifying not working on the game by saying he's streaming 12 hours a day, as if he absolutely has to stream 12 hours a day. I doubt the extra income from streaming 12h instead of 6-8 hours is significant, especially when streaming too long will have negative impact on viewer numbers

 

[Roachbound]

lol maldy banned a twitch sub

Hilarious, more to come when he misses the may deadline

 

[Scorpion From MK]

One interesting hypocrisy I picked up from Jason while he played his puzzle game is the fact that he bitches about LSF taking him out of context while admitting that he deliberately shortened a twitch clip to 5 seconds because he found it funny.

He has started to credit chat, but considering that chat is literally solving every single puzzle for him, they're still under acknowledged by mr streamer.

The "credit" he gives to his chat.

 

[Meth Reindeer]

Hilarious, more to come when he misses the may deadline

Missing April then May will really make him quintuple down on his excuses.

Why can't he just spend a week doing a "game jam" on his own game on stream? Actually do gamedev instead of gaming the Twitch categories.

That's rhetorical, I know it's because of his ego; he can't let the trolls beat him into doing work, and he can't reveal how mediocre Heartbound's code is.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY JASON

WHERE'S THE UPDATE, JASON?

WHERE IS IT?



IT'S OKAY I'M NOT ANGRY

I JUST

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE UPDATE IS



JASON

 

[Roachbound]

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The "credit" he gives to his chat.

He truly is how that dude who knew his brother and ex-fwb described him in the very first page on this thread. He's malevolent. The way he treats his chat is basically the epitome of an abusive relationship. His chat solves every puzzle, and this is how he treats them, Mald genuinely has such an abusive personality.

You can even see it in his "Online Persona" he used to hide behind Mal-Davus as in Malevolent

Mald has, at this point, burnt all the trust people have within any of his "wholesome personality.

Never forget this great post by burnt effigy: "The world is an objectively better place if I do it." - Jason Thor Hall

"By... going down this route and showing all this stuff with ferrets and doing everything that I have and having this entire... all this information and all these things that I'm doing," like refusing to help my peers, threatening people's livelihoods, lying to my fanbase, falsifying all of my content, scamming my supporters, misleading people when addressing grooming allegations, illegally DMCAing people, being a scrooge with charity, "there IS NOW a perception that I'm not an expert in that area[of managing a ferret rescue, being an expert on tech industry and being a friendly and helpful person in general]."

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He continues to be an ass to everyone and everything, even the people who support him the most. It's incredible how much milk his facade of "not being an ass" has created.

 

[cigint]

He should cut his losses and just TaleWorlds it, aka simply poop out whatever odds and ends of the remaining acts he has, and call it a 1.0 release. It's obvious that he has lost the spark to work on this 7-year-old game, which is relatable. Every time he opens the project, he comes face to face with the fact that the only data structure he knew how to make was babby's giant mega array. Imagine having to go back and work on a draft for a novel you wrote in junior high, I mean I personally would just burn it and pretend it never happened.

The way he talks about his mega array genuinely sounds like he came up with an excuse, but in the middle of telling his excuse he thinks of a better excuse that makes a better storyline, and then starts expanding on that.

 

[potato sack]

One interesting hypocrisy I picked up from Jason while he played his puzzle game is the fact that he bitches about LSF taking him out of context while admitting that he deliberately shortened a twitch clip to 5 seconds because he found it funny.

how does this ferret fucker not know lsf mirrors every clip in case the streamer does that

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

The way he talks about his mega array genuinely sounds like he came up with an excuse, but in the middle of telling his excuse he thinks of a better excuse that makes a better storyline, and then starts expanding on that.

It's not even a good excuse. What the fuck does "20% faster" even mean? Faster than what? A cache miss is a cache miss, it doesn't matter if it's an array or he's just new'ing every int he has, and something tells me there's no need to access any of the storyline bullshit sequentially (except for (de)serialization, which more or less only happens if you press spacebar accidentally), or frequently enough for any of the lolperformance bullshit to matter. Although who the fuck knows, maybe he's reading a bunch of values every frame to get a sweater color or some shit.

The "designed for you to hack it" is such fucking retarded cope I can't even. Sure, I'm going to randomly change a bunch of unlabeled numbers in a text file and hope something good happens. Is this the Mald h4x0r1 (and I'm guessing coding) tech? Bang your head against a wall until your skull cracks? Even if there was some method to retardation, who the fuck is going to invest probably hundreds of hours in this shitty "game" when even the author himself won't?

 

[cigint]

It's not even a good excuse. What the fuck does "20% faster" even mean? Faster than what?

It's believable that Gamemaker's scripting runtime ends up running 20% more overall instructions when you access a value indirectly as the member of some storage class, rather than from a global array. But like you said, that difference is meaningless for something rarely accessed, like story flags. We all know the real reason isn't "teaching people to hack" either. He's just lazy.

He started making his walking simulator in Gamemaker without a design, and at each incremental step it was simply easier to just keep tacking on new indices at the end of the array.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

He should cut his losses and just TaleWorlds it, aka simply poop out whatever odds and ends of the remaining acts he has, and call it a 1.0 release. It's obvious that he has lost the spark to work on this 7-year-old game, which is relatable. Every time he opens the project, he comes face to face with the fact that the only data structure he knew how to make was babby's giant mega array. Imagine having to go back and work on a draft for a novel you wrote in junior high, I mean I personally would just burn it and pretend it never happened.

The way he talks about his mega array genuinely sounds like he came up with an excuse, but in the middle of telling his excuse he thinks of a better excuse that makes a better storyline, and then starts expanding on that.
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He's an interesting case cause he's in a similar to position to many other streamers. Asmongold wanted to make a real wow news series on youtube the same month he really took off, so he quit his video making career and went all-in on streaming, and now he's not even a wow streamer anymore (tbh never was). This slimy faggot however still wants the one-up on other streamers by being a 'real dev', so he's not just gonna ditch the game, admit defeat and move on to be a streamer.