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Kidney stone pain is usually debilitating. Like you feel like you're dying and/or giving birth levels of pain. If Phil had kidney stones he'd be using them for the sympathy bux.
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Kidney stone pain is usually debilitating. Like you feel like you're dying and/or giving birth levels of pain. If Phil had kidney stones he'd be using them for the sympathy bux.
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As in, he paid someone for the actual design of the shirt, or he pays some Chinese sweatshop to make the shirts?
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I guess as in he paid someone for a design.
Not that I wouldn't put it past Phil to use a sweatshop; I just don't think he has the margins to do it. Teespring probably does the sweatshop labor for you.
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Can we talk about Phils noodle arms? I have never seen a grown man with such a lack of biceps before. I mean not to say everyone is cut, but he has no muscle whatsoever.
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Vote this as late but I watched the whole 2 hours slowbeef mocking of DSP and timestamped the most hilarious spot-on part
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Goddamnit I will always love Slowbeef. He did such a spot on impression for the entire two hours that he streamed it. I loved the part where he talked about going to get "fancy Italian food at a restaurant named Sbarros"
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Can we talk about Phils noodle arms? I have never seen a grown man with such a lack of biceps before. I mean not to say everyone is cut, but he has no muscle whatsoever.
Which makes it all the more hilarious how he used to talk like a tough guy and say he was gonna give people the hands.
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Beef needs to look into the camera a lot less and burp and snort more and it would be dead on.
When Beef does his DSP impression he sounds like a Marty Mcfly impersonator.
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This is the same guy who says he is more interactive with his streams now, lol
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I had one last year and it was by far the worst pain I have ever felt, and I have had many surgeries and a chronic pain condition so I know pain. It felt like the most intense back spasming/cramping imaginable and no position provided any relief. I was throwing up because of the pain. I had to have surgery and all that kept me going leading up to that was the hourly doses of fentanyl, which gave me maybe 10-15 minutes worth of pain relief fairly quickly after administration. The maximum dosage of morphine did absolutely shit all. I had no clue I had a stone until one morning I work up with what I thought was my usual back pain until it kept intensifying. Found out the stone was 8mm and was completely blocking off the duct, which was probably why I felt like I was going through back labour and wanted to die.
I went into all that detail so Phil, if he reads this, might know what to expect. Seriously, take some of your shiny new twitch dines out of your wallet and get an ultrasound scheduled to check your kidneys. If you catch stones in the early stages there are meds that will basically disintegrate them, allowing you to pass them relatively pain-free with no surgery. I'm not going to say that nobody deserves to go through that pain, because maybe Phil does, but I will say it would absolutely suck for him and probably be traumatic for Leanna to see him that way.
Ironically I was watching Phil play COD Zombies as the pain worsened.
I went into all that detail so Phil, if he reads this, might know what to expect. Seriously, take some of your shiny new twitch dines out of your wallet and get an ultrasound scheduled to check your kidneys. If you catch stones in the early stages there are meds that will basically disintegrate them, allowing you to pass them relatively pain-free with no surgery. I'm not going to say that nobody deserves to go through that pain, because maybe Phil does, but I will say it would absolutely suck for him and probably be traumatic for Leanna to see him that way.
Ironically I was watching Phil play COD Zombies as the pain worsened.
Sorry for the power level, I'll symbolically rate myself :powerlevel:
35 is quite young for a kidney stone, but there's reason enough to suspect he's cultivating some: frequent urination, copious consumption of sugary drinks, lower back pain. He's had those symptoms a long time, which probably means that if he does have a stone, it'll be a huge one.
On a totally different track, speaking of Phil cooking, does anyone know if the video where Phil makes 'tuna salad' is still available? I've looked all over YT without success.
It's often overlooked compared to the toilet grease, cross-contamination and floor bread episodes, but the sheer amount of miracle whip he used (which is whipped oil, as opposed to anything resembling real mayonnaise), the tiny handfuls of greens paired against all that miracle whip and pasta was really quite something to behold.
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That part is funny but I still think slowbeef is autistic for roleplaying as Phil for 2 hours straight.
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"healthy"
ROFL, oh phil
Honestly, 35 isnt too young for stones, some people can be predisposed to them if there is a family history. Now of course with his consumption of energy drinks he is upping his risk for them for sure. I have a feeling Phil has Gallstones though. He is constantly belching, he has bloat, and I am sure he has the runs a lot. He might not have attacks because he would damn sure be running to the ER if he did. But you can still have them without attacks if the stone hasnt moved to the bile duct. Speculation of course.
With his gout and how he is eating so much red meat the EXACT thing he is not supposed to eat because of it, I am sure he has a lot of issues going on he doesnt know about, he looks more and more like shit, he isnt getting any sort of excersize, getting outside or doing anything other than sleep and sit down all day. He claims not to be drinking gin anymore but I think he is lying he loves his nightly gin. This man sleeps 9-10 hours a day and still complans about being tired. Of course he is tired, he doesnt DO anything. Its not good for anyone to live a sedatary lifestyle like that. I mean shit, he could take a 30 min walk around his area every morning just to get the blood flowing but he doesnt. Claims not to have time but that's a cop out, he is lazy he barely showers after he gets up. Would help his back muscles too to get stronger. Which is why he is having spasms, the muscles are weak in his back. His posture is atrocious and I am sure he has zero muscle mass. I swear his face looks more and more haggard. Phil keeps this up this kind of lifestyle the chances of him getting very sick or developing a blood clot is high.
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Yeah I had the video on as background noise while I did work and this part stuck outas notable
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Leanna claimed to have only met Phil when she was 18 plus a month or two.
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Can we talk about Phils noodle arms? I have never seen a grown man with such a lack of biceps before. I mean not to say everyone is cut, but he has no muscle whatsoever.
Phil has a similar body type to CWC - a massive potato head, fat torso, and noodle limbs. It's what happens when you eat like complete shit (so you're still fat & bloated), but also do absolutely zero exercise for fucking decades. Phil's muscles have long atrophied from lack of use. All that "back pain" he complains about is more than likely due to his body lacking the basic musculature to support his fat fucking head and bitch tits. I find his tough-guy act amusing given that a moderately active middle schooler could beat his ass.
The guy is destined for some serious, lifestyle related health complications down the road. I mean, he already contracted gout - who knows what his prognosis will be ten years from now?
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See, I don't think he has gout. I think he was sick or just didn't want to stream one day and just said his foot was hurting. Then someone said gout and he went along with it and has to live with the lie.
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This.
Though with his diet and lifestyle he could develop Gout for real at some point in the future.
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