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FapCupFanta said:
So some "bad stuff" happened recently for our boy Phil, and it's apparently a big enough thing that it's going to cause problems with his finances. I'm sure he'll end up letting on exactly what the details are in his latest beg-o-thon.
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Milktheturtle said:
Something bad happens to him every month,shit's getting predictable.He's going to beg,be awfully vague about the "bad stuff" and he's going to say it's going to be better in a month or two.Hell,he already did it today.
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xenomorph said:
He is just like Chris, you can time when the begging occurs
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The truth of Phil's financial situtation is a bit of a moving target. Ever since he lost his last real job in that helicopter company...

First it was

"Halp I lost my job, the fat days of me having a steady career and playing games as a habby is over. Imma fucked unless you guise can help me turn Youtube into my career which will solve all my problems."

"Its all good guise...this YT thing looks like its working out..."

then "Halp Im getting copyright strikes left and right, the fat days of me playing games and getting money for it is over. Imma really fucked unless you guise sit down and watch my industrial level uploads of vlawgs eating cheeseburgers and cooking which will solve all my problems."

"Its all good guise...vlawging about eatting cheeseburgers and pouring grease down toilets looks like its working out."

then "Halp I got demonitized on youtube, the fat days of me making vids and getting tons of ad revenue on YT is over. Imma really REALLY fucked unless you guise move to blip and watch my industrial level uploads like you were my employees which will solve all my problems."

"all good guys but don't forget to keep helping me."

"Halp I got kicked off of Blip, the fat days are over. Imma really really REALLY fucked unless you guise help me move back to Youtube under Machinima."

"all good guys but don't forget to keep helping me."

"Halp Imma getting taxed to death in Conneticut and my back is killing me, the fat days are over. Imma really x 4 fucked unless you guise halp me move to Seattle which will solve all my problems."

"all good guys but don't forget to keep helping me."

"Halp I just spent a shitload of money moving to Seattle, the fat days are over. Imma reallyx5 fucked unless you guise halp me pay for all the crap"

"all good guys but don't forget to keep helping me."

"Halp I just got a shitload of false copyright strikes, the fat days of me living large on YT are over. Imma really x6 fucked unless you guise PLEDGE to my patreon which will solve all my problems."

"all good guys but don't forget to PLEDGE TO MY PATREON."

"Halp my YT revenue is falling, the fat days are over. Imma really x7 fucked unless you guise PLEDGE to my patreon which will solve all my problems."

"all good guys but don't forget to PLEDGE TO MY PATREON."


"Imma reallyx8 fucked NO LIE FINANCES STRETCHEd TO BREAKING POINT my khando is sucking me dry visit KOGAMING and pledge to my Patreon" etc etc

"all good guys but don't forget to PLEDGE TO MY PATREON." .

"Imma reallyx9 fucked this time I MEAN IT NO JOKE BONE DRY BANK ACCOUNT LAST DALLAH SPENT my taxes are coming up, upload to my KOOC and pledge to my patreon"

"all good guys but don't forget to PLEDGE TO MY PATREON."

"Imma totally reallyx9 fucked. IMMA COMPLETELY SERIOUS THIS TIME THIS IS THE END MY LAST PENNY IS SPENT, YT are detractors man, cheer on
my Twich and pledge to my patreon"
all good guys but don't forget to PLEGE TO MY PATREON.

"Imma totally completely and UTTERLY reallyx10 fucked now, NO JOKE NO LIE IMMA GONNA BE AHNESET ABOUT TO LOSE MY SERIOUS ADULT HOUSE MOUNTAIN HIGH DEBT, Machinima kicked me off, cheer on my Twich,sub, tip me, and pledge to my patreon"

"Looks like this full time Twitch thing is working out but don't forget to PLEGE TO MY PATREON."
 
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xenomorph said:
This guy broke his toilet within the first week he moved in his new home. Could you imagine the size of his shits?
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In that incident where he got disqualified from a tournament for filming (and he went apeshit telling them he can run it better than them), it turned out he was in the bathroom for a long ass time while they were calling him to play his sets.
 
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FapCupFanta said:
Has Phil ever mentioned anything about kidney stones before? Seems like he drinks an inordinate amount of sugary and caffeinated drinks like that Kickstart garbage.
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He hasn't yet. I would imagine we would have heard about them if he had. Pretty sure that's a hospital visit at least.

I think kidney stones in particular are a ticking time bomb most cows aren't aware of but are probably inevitable. Like in a few years when they all start dropping en masse from diabetes.

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In the same tweet, someone said he makes $2 a shirt. I don't even have a comment for that, if true.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Not really an update but a confirmation. There was a lot of heresay that PewDiePie was a fan of Phil and was "inspired" by Phil to do LP's. There was no real evidence of this but going through PewDiePie's channel (ugh) and searching for his liked videos, if you go back 4 years ago there's multiple Phil videos (mostly vlogs) that he liked. Not just one or two, there's at least a dozen Phil vids that he liked.

So, that doesn't say flat out that he was inspired by Phil but he was definitely a fan of his. He hasn't liked any of Phil's recent videos. I wonder why...

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This was brought up a couple of pages ago, but here's the evidence that PewDiePie was once a DSP fan.
 
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Hatoful Dandy said:
In that incident where he got disqualified from a tournament for filming (and he went apeshit telling them he can run it better than them), it turned out he was in the bathroom for a long ass time while they were calling him to play his sets.
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Phil still had no excuse. They called his name several time when he was standing right there able to play. He still just stood there.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
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I know that at the kiwi farms we over-analyze everything to death, then analyze it's corpse, then analyze how it's corpse decays, then analyze the bugs that flew away from it's corpse (because we're just that special kind of autism here), so you can accuse me of reading too much into this and you'd be absolutely correct.

But that's not the message of someone who's in love. That's the message of someone who's starting to pretend they aren't annoyed by things that are annoying the fuck out of them.
 
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Just back in October he was shittalking Twitch and saying he made no money, lol what changed from this vid to now, Phil?

Oh right, you were shitcanned.
 
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Taily Puff said:
I know that at the kiwi farms we over-analyze everything to death, then analyze it's corpse, then analyze how it's corpse decays, then analyze the bugs that flew away from it's corpse (because we're just that special kind of autism here), so you can accuse me of reading too much into this and you'd be absolutely correct.

But that's not the message of someone who's in love. That's the message of someone who's starting to pretend they aren't annoyed by things that are annoying the fuck out of them.
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It looks like an innocent message joking about a minor quirk but what she's saying is Phil is a gluttonous disgusting fucking pig and I hate him and hope he gets cancer from the food coloring dye in the M&Ms he shovels into his vile maw.
 
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badluckfistfuck said:
I do this. They all taste the same right? I didn't realise this was a contentious issue. I'd never mix colours with Skittles though, that's barbaric.
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If you don't sort your M&Ms by color and then flip them all M side up and then remove any ones with an off-centered M and throw them away, you disgust me.
 
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Did anyone ever find out what the "terrible thing" that happened to him was? That fact that he was so vague makes me think that it was either legitimately very, very terrible, or that DSP has run out of fake emergencies and didn't feel like making a new one up on the fly.
 
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