DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Mental illness segment: someone says his undershirt is too long, he comes back with "ahah autist xD" except he's too much of a faggot to actually just call them an autist

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Definitely gonna catch some puzzle pieces for this one. But it is telling how Phil describes autism as "something wrong" with people whenever a troll or anyone else exhibits and autistic trait. But if s troll or even his owns fans point out an autistic trait he has, all of a sudden autism is nothing to be ashamed of (not that he had it dude) and his behavior is totally normal what are you talking about
 
Definitely gonna catch some puzzle pieces for this one. But it is telling how Phil describes autism as "something wrong" with people whenever a troll or anyone else exhibits and autistic trait. But if s troll or even his owns fans point out an autistic trait he has, all of a sudden autism is nothing to be ashamed of (not that he had it dude) and his behavior is totally normal what are you talking about
Rules for thee, not for me is vintage Phil. He babbles about his "new professional attire" every prestream therapy session, but if his chat talks about it, they're weird autistics.
 
PPP was the "Idea Guys" of the DSP Universe.

He completely transformed DSP, destroying all his mental barriers and allowing him to become an even worse beggar.

Might be the most influential a-log/troll of the DSP Universe so far. There have been many, but no one before now actually managed to change Phil's attitude like this.
 
so what's the deal with the 4 days off? he's only listed 2 on the Almighty Schedule. are we gonna call out sick? were the dentractors wrong again?
Who knows if he lied or not to PPP. Phil has been pushing hard lately about "reaching his goals" by Sunday, which would be a shitty act to do to his whales but not surprising at all, and of course he'd get away with it.
 
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I decided to check out for a week and change cause fuck it and have been only been getting the kliffsnotes version of what Piggy has been doing so I gotta ask 1. It's a guarantee this fucking punchable polack faggot has no switch 2's coming his gouty way because Wal-Mart caught onto either him using the same shipping address and/or the same IP address when ordering and 2. For his next gorging with the gouty pigroach cause some fucking tard got him to his goal is he going to be trying the brought back McDonalds crispy strips with the new KUHHHH-REEEEEamy chili sauce cause we know this fuck loves to say the word KUHHHHH-REEEEEEam.
 
I decided to check out for a week and change cause fuck it and have been only been getting the kliffsnotes version of what Piggy has been doing so I gotta ask 1. It's a guarantee this fucking punchable polack faggot has no switch 2's coming his gouty way because Wal-Mart caught onto either him using the same shipping address and/or the same IP address when ordering and 2. For his next gorging with the gouty pigroach cause some fucking tard got him to his goal is he going to be trying the brought back McDonalds crispy strips with the new KUHHHH-REEEEEamy chili sauce cause we know this fuck loves to say the word KUHHHHH-REEEEEEam.
He won't tell his audience anything until June 5th when his gay lover trans-freak buys him a Switch 2 (or two; the other being for the fat bitch downstairs), and 2. No clue. I don't keep track of the pig's gorging schedule.
 
What did Phil think the documentary was going to be?
He was emphatic that it was going to be the end all behind the scenes doc that he could send everyone to proving he's a nice guy. That exact thing he's crying about.
"Who cares if you're rich if you're an asshole?"
-Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, 2025

Yes, he actually said that today.
I wouldn't be shocked. It's his MO and he's just grappling with the 'being rich' part.
I don't know if DSP is savvy enough to do the fat reveal before the documentary or not but that is amazingly funny if true. I always wondered why he'd put her through that.
It wasn't a fat reveal..............................it was a 'not pregnant' announcement.
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That is fucking hilarious.
 
Mmmmmmmm i would probably be annoyed when he inevitably fucks something that should be easy but that aside i tend to laugh and enjoy his struggles through games i like. So in short not really since my feelings for X game are already cemented and some fat fuck polack aint gonna ruin that for me.
That rarely happens anymore. You know what happens?
You get Phil taking his sweet time through games, a game where there are hardly failstates. By the time he gets to the part? Well if you have been paying attention, he will usually give it away that he has already looked ahead via guide, a hint, chat handhold, twitter, etc with some shit he says that no one playing for the first time should know.

So he gets to that hilarious part where everyones dying to see that would make you sweet gamers cum in their pants, and he somehow magically breezes through it. All that time edging for THAT moment, he blue balls you the whole time because he has to split the part, beg every 5 fuckin minutes, while playing at a snails pace because guess what, Kat just got home and they need to order doordash. But first, let me close the window because it's somehow 90 degrees in his office because it's FULL SUN out.

ALL that just so he could "luckily" win at every part people have had a hard time on. Because Philip here is a GOD gamer with crazy gamer intuition. He just can't remember plot points or pokemon weaknesses that anyone normally playin videogames should know.

So next time a good game is being played by Phil, and theres a few that love those games and cannot WAIT for x and y to fuck him, well there ya go. Hope DE was worth watching this retard bore everyone to death for that ONE moment he happen to fuck up on out of many because guess what, it went BYE BYE.
 
Someone asked him why there is no background music on his stream, he went on a rant that HE HAS NO TIME TO DO. Then he started to list all the things he is busy with, includin doing thumbnails for 30 minutes! before uploading the videos.
It's not even about monetization. It's that he resents being asked for anything, like his chatters are being rude for making requests. He'll drag his feet on this for months, and IF he ever implements it he'll start demanding money and accusing people of being entitled complainers. "You guys asked for this. Put your money where your mouth is."

He said he had to do "chores outside that I had to do for tonight" and I'm curious what everybody thinks that means. 🤔
Hang up a new salt lick for Khet.
 
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