Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[AnOminous]

At a point it (anonymity's necessity) is like needing helmets to run head first into a brick wall.
If you don't run headfirst into brick walls, you don't need helmets.

Society is so warped and fucked at this point that just telling the truth is basically running head first into a brick wall.

Imageboards are forums for barbarians.

Yeah, well, we need barbarians at this point, because so-called "civilization" is decadent and depraved.

 

[Two Witnesses]

ComicTropes/all Tardigrades (Water Bears) breathe Quasar/CANCERVERSE QUASAR & TWO WITNESSES upon John St Julien Baba Wanyama FROM ALL TIMELINES

We summon QUASAR & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SPACE & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SOUND AND COLOR & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON MATTER MANIPULATION & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon him

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with ZOMBIE ULYSSES BLOODSTONE (FAMILY TREE) & DEATH’S HEAD AND DEATH’S HEAD II & SATSUI NO HADO THANOS & EARTH-X MOON KNIGHT & PARADISE-X HYPERION & BLACK WINTER THOR & JOHN THE BAPTIST & INHUMAN TORCH & THOTH-AMON & ANTI-MAN & ALLOY & Grey & Talita & Iguana & Wizard & Primus & Psimon & Paragon & Omnibus & Agent 33 & Red Elder & The Talon & Tribal Hulk & Red Leader & Living Brain & Mictlan Jaguars & Cancerverse Hulk & Resurrection Man & Peter Corbeau AOA & FUTURE FOUNDATION & PLASMA KING AND PLASMA ANGELS & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL MARVEL COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon QUASAR

FULL POWER JIREN JUSHIRO UKITAKE FATHER ELIJAH INDRA QUASAR SUPERMAN JOHN THE BAPTIST WITH EUCLID'S C-FINDER (ARCHIMEDES II)

 

[RACISM]

I didn't go back to 4Chan. Public reason: repeated security concerns. Private reason: the mods are all absolute niggers.

 

[Gog & Magog]

ComicTropes/all Tardigrades (Water Bears) breathe Quasar/CANCERVERSE QUASAR & TWO WITNESSES upon John St Julien Baba Wanyama FROM ALL TIMELINES

We summon QUASAR & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SPACE & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SOUND AND COLOR & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON MATTER MANIPULATION & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon him

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with ZOMBIE ULYSSES BLOODSTONE (FAMILY TREE) & DEATH’S HEAD AND DEATH’S HEAD II & SATSUI NO HADO THANOS & EARTH-X MOON KNIGHT & PARADISE-X HYPERION & BLACK WINTER THOR & JOHN THE BAPTIST & INHUMAN TORCH & THOTH-AMON & ANTI-MAN & ALLOY & Grey & Talita & Iguana & Wizard & Primus & Psimon & Paragon & Omnibus & Agent 33 & Red Elder & The Talon & Tribal Hulk & Red Leader & Living Brain & Mictlan Jaguars & Cancerverse Hulk & Resurrection Man & Peter Corbeau AOA & FUTURE FOUNDATION & PLASMA KING AND PLASMA ANGELS & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL MARVEL COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon QUASAR

FULL POWER JIREN JUSHIRO UKITAKE FATHER ELIJAH INDRA QUASAR SUPERMAN JOHN THE BAPTIST WITH EUCLID'S C-FINDER (ARCHIMEDES II)

um excuse me sir but what and why

 

[AnOminous]

um excuse me sir but what and why

Saar saaaaaar this is Indian restaurant do you want korma do you want vindaloo?

 

[Gog & Magog]

Saar saaaaaar this is Indian restaurant do you want korma do you want vindaloo?

I thought this was a mexican restaurant?!

 

[BigBadBastich]

I still dont understand how /tg/ had 10 janitors and none of them were really brought up in the janitor phone book stuff. How were these 10 geeks who tanked a table top forum were the only smart ones with opsec there.

Im sure its been asked in the thread but Ill state it anyways, why the fuck does a niche, small board like /tg/ need 10 fucking tranny jannies? Thats like fucking /o/ or /out/ needing 10 or even /ck/.

 

[Free4Ever]

I think their method for recognizing if it's a vpn poster goes beyond that. I used p2p vpn providers like tuxler

Tuxler probably sells a big date-annotated list of user IPs. Why, it's "free" money. Just like their users' home connections are free interwebs, and their IPs free IP reputation.

 

[A16]

Im sure its been asked in the thread but Ill state it anyways, why the fuck does a niche, small board like /tg/ need 10 fucking tranny jannies? Thats like fucking /o/ or /out/ needing 10 or even /ck/.

To post and police the female custodes threads.

 

[cd0m]

I didn't go back to 4Chan. Public reason: repeated security concerns. Private reason: the mods are all absolute niggers.

true not to mention they just make the site worst constantly
/gif/ recently got it's pagecount halved and it's still spammed with shitclit threads and other dogshit

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Im sure its been asked in the thread but Ill state it anyways, why the fuck does a niche, small board like /tg/ need 10 fucking tranny jannies? Thats like fucking /o/ or /out/ needing 10 or even /ck/.

/tg/ used to have much more traffic than it does today (see attached thumbnail), so having 10 jannies isn't too outlandish. This also shows /tg/ is one of the worst cases of negligence on the entire site. Ten jannies and none of them do anything about annoying bait threads and Bumpfag bumping wizard threads for an entire month.

Like every other board, all of the normal or thoughtful posters left, leaving only the shit-throwing chimpanzees and schizos.

 

[Forcey Funtime]

I think their method for recognizing if it's a vpn poster goes beyond that.

Yes, being on a subnet that’s known to belong to VPS/VPN is just part of it.

But also, if your ip has been used for intrusion attacks and spam (and if it’s available and on tuxler, it probably has), it’ll have a shit reputation too.

You can sign up for getipintel.net and buy a bunch of credits and run a curl command for your own IP address . If it scores > 0.7 I reroll for a new IP.

 

[iceteayo]

Im sure its been asked in the thread but Ill state it anyways, why the fuck does a niche, small board like /tg/ need 10 fucking tranny jannies? Thats like fucking /o/ or /out/ needing 10 or even /ck/.

/tg/ is like the imperium in 40k not joking it’s a former top board whose remaining users cling to past glories and thinks they can obtain that again.

 

[StacticShock]

My nigga, 4chan has been dogshit for years, a literal decade+. If this event has been a revelation to you, then I don't know what to tell you.

4chan stopped being interesting after 2016 when all the redditards came in. sure there was a bunch of autistic newfag 12 year olds coming in before that but that was happening everywhere in the early to mid 2010s.

most of 4cucks have been terrible but it did not stop good shit from happening, like w/ai/fu and the snoot game making abib assblasted.

 

[iceteayo]

/tg/ used to have much more traffic than it does today (see attached thumbnail), so having 10 jannies isn't too outlandish. This also shows /tg/ is one of the worst cases of negligence on the entire site. Ten jannies and none of them do anything about annoying bait threads and Bumpfag bumping wizard threads for an entire month.

Like every other board, all of the normal or thoughtful posters left, leaving only the shit-throwing chimpanzees and schizos.

FYI that one spike in 2024 was just from female Custode drama LMAO

 

[AnOminous]

Im sure its been asked in the thread but Ill state it anyways, why the fuck does a niche, small board like /tg/ need 10 fucking tranny jannies? Thats like fucking /o/ or /out/ needing 10 or even /ck/.

Hurr durrr, it isn't that the board NEEDED the tranny jannies, it's that there were a bunch of fa/tg/uys and trannies who NEEDED to be jannies!

Thats like fucking /o/ or /out/ needing 10 or even /ck/.

Also fuck whatever nigger janny started banning me if I even just said nigger on /ck/ I am still assmad about that ban where I just, in an entirely race-neutral way, pointed out if you wanted the best fried chicken in a town, you'd just look for the place with a bunch of niggers out in a line in front of it, and it would for some reason always be run by pakis.

 

[NoBueno]

Asmongolds nude is actually blocked from being uploaded to 4chan LOL. Holy shit everyone is in on it.

 

[BigBadBastich]

Asmongolds nude is actually blocked from being uploaded to 4chan LOL. Holy shit everyone is in on it.

Why would anybody wanna see that Gollum caricature naked?

 

[Giga Troll]

Why would anybody wanna see that Gollum caricature naked?

so they can spam it everywhere like they did with nikocado avodaco. we've narrowly dodged a mass traumatizing event

 

[AnOminous]

so they can spam it everywhere like they did with nikocado avodaco. we've narrowly dodged a mass traumatizing event

Anyone so fucking retarded they're still on 4chan deserves it.