Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

uwu. I'm a cute widdle schoolgirl! Don't I look sooooo byootiful, Mister?"

"But hey Mister, truth is I got a widdle secret... you WON'T believe this, but..."

Lou looks like he has kids for only food stamps like that one Resilient Jenkins family

 

[Aunt Carol]

no one ever actually answered the line, which lead to some people committing suicide.

That's right, Trans Lifeline is really low on volunteers. Volunteers who are trans themselves and have time on their hands and can telework. Especially ones who are up odd hours.

I wonder if Lou knows anyone like that.

 

[Spoonomancer]

That's right, Trans Lifeline is really low on volunteers. Volunteers who are trans themselves and have time on their hands and can telework. Especially ones who are up odd hours.

I wonder if Lou knows anyone like that.

Lou is too busy wishing death to Disqus users to help his fellow tranny

 

[JaneThough]

Lou is too busy wishing death to Disqus users to help his fellow tranny

“Hey guiz I’m going to be a tramslifeline operator and do some good but, um, I need $1800 for a new iPhone and a high end Bluetooth headset plus a second one because the bus ran over the first one. Also AirPods, and I need $190 a month for my internet and phone bill and emergency spaghetti. Trams people will die if you don’t pay for my lion tiddy art. Once I have $3500 I can start saving trams lives but oh also I need a chair because the seven I have in my house weren’t designed for trans women talking on the phone to other trans people. Ok please? I’m on my hands and knees here and I’m praying even though I’m an atheist. Do you know how many trams babies died while you were reading this? It’s just $4900. Please?”

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

That's right, Trans Lifeline is really low on volunteers. Volunteers who are trans themselves and have time on their hands and can telework. Especially ones who are up odd hours.

I wonder if Lou knows anyone like that.

That would require Lou to be capable of empathy. And willing to do work.

 

[a hapless toad]

That's right, Trans Lifeline is really low on volunteers. Volunteers who are trans themselves and have time on their hands and can telework. Especially ones who are up odd hours.

I wonder if Lou knows anyone like that.

Imagine calling a suicide hotline and getting Lou.

Or Staph for that matter.

"Oh you lost your job and your partner left you and your dad died? Well I drank hand sanitizer because my supervisor at my internship didn't understand me, my ghost husband left me for my other ghost husband, and both of my parents are dead...I never met them but now I never get to!"

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

That's right, Trans Lifeline is really low on volunteers. Volunteers who are trans themselves and have time on their hands and can telework. Especially ones who are up odd hours.

I wonder if Lou knows anyone like that.

If TLL was stupid enough to hire him, Lou would turn every call he got into a bitch session about his dead mother and annoying transphobe nephew and evil rapist stepdad and how nobody gives him money anymore and why can't the caller understand how hard he has it, until they finally snap and off themselves while he's still obliviously whining into the phone. Then once he realizes he's killed another caller he'd throw a pity party online about how terrible his life is and grift for a few bucks to buy himself a little treat so he can raise his spirits.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

What gets me isn't that he's self-serving and deceitful; it's that he posts this stuff days apart, on the same account, to the same people, and evidently either doesn't know, or doesn't care, that the people he's interacting with have brains, and they can remember things.

Can't get called out if you never get any post engagement in the first place.

 

[Solid Snek]

Imagine calling a suicide hotline and getting Lou.

Or Staph for that matter.

"Oh you lost your job and your partner left you and your dad died? Well I drank hand sanitizer because my supervisor at my internship didn't understand me, my ghost husband left me for my other ghost husband, and both of my parents are dead...I never met them but now I never get to!"

Thirty seconds into the call, Lou would be asking the caller for money. Please?

... actually, given the history of Trans Lifeline, that would probably earn him a promotion to management. "Finally; one of our girls GETS IT."

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou doesn't wanna.

Xili.

Ash-coded characters.

A 41½ year-old man.




May.

A joke.

Still plural.

Spoiler: The mindless demon of rage on Disqus

:(

 

[Dieter Laser]

I wish this infection had killed me.

Don’t we all, Lardace, don’t we all….

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

A joke.

Motherfucker stole that joke from Futurama.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou doesn't wanna.
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get a job

 

[The Dude]

I can't speak about the two cat ladies since I'm not a loser furfaggot, but neither Rainbow Dash nor Wonder Woman are anything like Louie and are about the furthest thing from being "Ash/Ace-coded" (representing his personality). One character is known for their speed and athleticism, and the other is known for their honor, honesty, strength, and heroic nature. None of these things applies to Louie Lard-Ash. It's literally just a list of things that make his pathetic baby dick stiff. Just because you get off to something does NOT make it "coded" to you.

 

[Solid Snek]

I can't be bothered to go look for it, but I'm pretty sure he's threatened Biden before.

Speaking of threatening politicians, Lou is going full "no, in real life" right now:

A 41½ year-old man.

Notice how every character he mentions is a fit, physically active female.

I can accept that he wants to fuck these characters, but they're not ASH coded. (except perhaps the Final Fantasy one, in the sense that everybody hates her)

... and now I'm wondering how much longer it's going to be until PolyLou morphs into TransFit Lou, and we start hearing about how actually, he IS a buff woman, in real life, and the only reason you think he's fat, footless, and diabetic is because you're a Nazi who can't accept Lou's Lived Experience as a heckin valid Person of Buffness.

I can't speak about the two cat ladies since I'm not a loser furfaggot, but neither Rainbow Dash nor Wonder Woman are anything like Louie and are about the furthest thing from being "Ash/Ace-coded" (representing his personality). One character is known for their speed and athleticism, and the other is known for their honor, honesty, strength, and heroic nature. None of these things applies to Louie Lard-Ash. It's literally just a list of things that make his pathetic baby dick stiff. Just because you get off to something does NOT make it "coded" to you.

Beat me to it, lol.

Exactly. I've never heard anyone use the word "coded" to mean "I jerk off to this character". It means something more like "this character is like me in significant ways".

I'm sure there ARE Ash-coded characters out there, but all four of the ones he lists are basically polar opposites to Lou, in both deed and temperament. He might aspire to be like these characters (he does not aspire to be like these characters), but motherfucker gets winded making spaghetti.

Motherfucker stole that joke from Futurama.

I'm trying to think of a funny way to say "Lou will become Leela-coded once he loses an eye to diabetes", but it's too grim and inevitable.

 

[a hapless toad]

"Grecian-American father"

Lou, your Diana era will never happen, even if you rewrite your heritage from pasta nigger to pastitsio nigger.

 

[The Dude]

I think it would be fun to come up with our own list of "Lard-Ash-coded" characters. One that is much more accurate and honest than Louie would ever dare to admit.

I'll kick it off with some probably obvious ones:

Eric Cartman: obese, gluttonous, selfish, spoiled, bigoted, cruel, vindictive, rage issues, greedy, spiteful, manipulative, whiny, cry-bully

Jabba the Hutt: physically repulsive, greedy, criminal, manipulative, gluttonous, cruel, vindictive, violent, grotesque

Please feel free to add your own. I couldn't come up with anyone for his stupidity, sexual degeneracy, and gender faggotry.

 

[JaneThough]

I think it would be fun to come up with our own list of "Lard-Ash-coded" characters. One that is much more accurate and honest than Louie would ever dare to admit.

I'll kick it off with some probably obvious ones:

Eric Cartman: obese, gluttonous, selfish, spoiled, bigoted, cruel, vindictive, rage issues, greedy, spiteful, manipulative, whiny, cry-bully

Jabba the Hutt: physically repulsive, greedy, criminal, manipulative, gluttonous, cruel, vindictive, violent, grotesque

Please feel free to add your own. I couldn't come up with anyone for his stupidity, sexual degeneracy, and gender faggotry.

Smaug: gluttonous and greedy, collecting more than he needs for the hell of it

Fred “the Blob” Dukes: this one is just for the body type

 

[Sintharia]

Given the widespread power outages in the Pittsburgh area, I’m honestly surprised that our delicate flower hasn’t been capitalizing on it to grift.

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou has again recolored Gneech's sketch, and decided it will be his "main form." For now anyway.

And he colored and edited his pfp again too.

Spoiler: Full images and other stuff

The images in that post.

Spoiler: Disqus

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Lou is now saying his mom died of Covid after listening to Trump. And again saying he kicked his brother and "his brat" out on the street.