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Croctopus said:
Not featured in these pooner fantasies - the hundreds of gay guys that ran for cover and won’t return to their former safe space upon seeing straight women come to a gay bathhouse to have straight sex.
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Ackshually, she's a lesbian woman coming to the gay bathhouse to have lesbian sex.
 
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Croctopus said:
Pooner couple identifies the only space where women genuinely are not welcome - a gay bathhouse

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This is crossing a line. Gay bathhouses are supposed to be the last frontier. No straight man or any women have historically included themselves in the seedier gay sex world until now these fuckin pooners
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10% trans at the bath house? 🤢 even FTM at the bath house is disgusting. Go have straight PIV sex somewhere else. Also, You’re supposed to wear a towel and flip flops, not a chest binder and high heels! Oh wait they are pulling their tits out at the bath house.
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Literally taking over the gay bathhouse to hook up with trans people. Not featured in these pooner fantasies - the hundreds of gay guys that ran for cover and won’t return to their former safe space upon seeing straight women come to a gay bathhouse to have straight sex.

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So, a woman in a lesbian relationship with another woman is turning up to a gay male bathhouse? Gotcha.
 
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I’m just reaching here, but could it possibly be because it’s perfectly normal for a young woman to be attracted to young men, but she knows her whole “man” LARP is ridiculous?

Nah, that surely can’t be it!
Croctopus said:
Pooner couple identifies the only space where women genuinely are not welcome - a gay bathhouse

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This is crossing a line. Gay bathhouses are supposed to be the last frontier. No straight man or any women have historically included themselves in the seedier gay sex world until now these fuckin pooners
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10% trans at the bath house? 🤢 even FTM at the bath house is disgusting. Go have straight PIV sex somewhere else. Also, You’re supposed to wear a towel and flip flops, not a chest binder and high heels! Oh wait they are pulling their tits out at the bath house.
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Literally taking over the gay bathhouse to hook up with trans people. Not featured in these pooner fantasies - the hundreds of gay guys that ran for cover and won’t return to their former safe space upon seeing straight women come to a gay bathhouse to have straight sex.

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This actually makes me MATI on behalf of those poor gay men, and lord knows I’m not a fan of their lifestyle.

Poor fags being colonized by mentally ill women.

Note how she’s already talking about “TRANS ONLY NIGHTS” It seems that taking over other people’s spaces is just part of the tranny package.
 
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Croctopus said:
No, they say in the post that they prefer sex with MTF, penis in vagina. So they are LARPing as gay guys at a gay bathhouse looking for girldick. It’s disgusting and wrong.
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God, this is so unbelievably confusing. Just have a trans bathhouse at this point. I genuinely feel bad for the gay guys turning up having to deal with this shit.
 
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Bloo said:
God, this is so unbelievably confusing. Just have a trans bathhouse at this point. I genuinely feel bad for the gay guys turning up having to deal with this shit.
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Imagine being some horny gay dude looking for some honest cock. “Hey maybe a bathhouse?!”

You go there and see a man in a wig put his penis inside what is obviously a hairy woman with weird scars. Next to them another woman with gross, droopy, hairy tits is flicking her Bean and touching her disgusting vagina. What’s that… A HYENA CLIT?! Why is it so big?!

Confused and disgusted you stumble away. Into the arms of another woman. With short hair, pink skin and unmistakably feminine large eyes. “Heeeeeeeey!” She says, fluttering her eyelashes and tilting her head. But the voice?! Sounds like Kermit the frog?! AND WHY IS WEARING TAPE ON HER NASTY TITS?! Has the whole world gone insane?!

Feels gay bros. Feels.
 
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Croctopus said:
Pooner couple identifies the only space where women genuinely are not welcome - a gay bathhouse

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This is crossing a line. Gay bathhouses are supposed to be the last frontier. No straight man or any women have historically included themselves in the seedier gay sex world until now these fuckin pooners

10% trans at the bath house? 🤢 even FTM at the bath house is disgusting. Go have straight PIV sex somewhere else. Also, You’re supposed to wear a towel and flip flops, not a chest binder and high heels! Oh wait they are pulling their tits out at the bath house.


Literally taking over the gay bathhouse to hook up with trans people. Not featured in these pooner fantasies - the hundreds of gay guys that ran for cover and won’t return to their former safe space upon seeing straight women come to a gay bathhouse to have straight sex
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All troons are colonizers. They invade the private spaces of people who have suffered actual historical oppression for validation and their victim fetish and their autogynephilia/autoandrophilia. I find it wholly unsurprising that the only action they get is T4T. What gay man in the world would want those big hairy tits and womanly body? The whole deal is that they're men who like cock and butthole. These bitches probably look like the Venus of Willendorf. They probably have the same weird autism as MTFs where they misinterpret the walking on eggshells and the conspicuous silence as acceptance and confirmation that they pass.
 
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Croctopus said:
Pooner couple identifies the only space where women genuinely are not welcome - a gay bathhouse

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This is crossing a line. Gay bathhouses are supposed to be the last frontier. No straight man or any women have historically included themselves in the seedier gay sex world until now these fuckin pooners
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10% trans at the bath house? 🤢 even FTM at the bath house is disgusting. Go have straight PIV sex somewhere else. Also, You’re supposed to wear a towel and flip flops, not a chest binder and high heels! Oh wait they are pulling their tits out at the bath house.
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Literally taking over the gay bathhouse to hook up with trans people. Not featured in these pooner fantasies - the hundreds of gay guys that ran for cover and won’t return to their former safe space upon seeing straight women come to a gay bathhouse to have straight sex.

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I don't care about degenerate faggot spaces being "ruined" by pooners. The health department should have shut them down permanently in 1983.

Learn to make thumbnails of your images please.
 
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Rotter said:
That was an interesting vid. Great to hear from the troons themselves. The tall older one in black was somewhat coherent. The end was the best though, with those idiots holding up cardboard so he couldn't film, and then the cops telling the troons to fuck off.
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It reminds me of a similar video by Midwest Audit. I think somebody already posted it elsewhere (because I remember someone comparing the one pooner to KingCobraJFS), but I'll link it here anyway.
They act like literal children throwing a tantrum. If they have so much pride, why act like they need to hide what they're doing?
 
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Croctopus said:
Is there a guide of how to do that? Sorry, I am new here
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Paper Machete said:
Wasn't there a comment around the farms that explained bathhouses are largely populated by oldies, since the younger gays can easily use apps for easy hookups and shit? I imagine then it was just these younger weirdo trannies and then old guys. Haram.
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I didn’t actually think of that. I can’t imagine many younger gay guys are going to bathhouses now. Now I’m extra disturbed thinking about some older gay men having to deal with this shit lmao.
 
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Fapcop said:
This one also made me chuckle:
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"And I know if it really makes me happy I should do it"
Keep that up, lil pooner. You'll be broke, loveless, popping weed gummies, 400 lbs, pissing out of a hole under your fake ballsack if you keep it up.

"I shouldn't settle for banality just because I'm afraid of change"
Everyone has days that are dull, and takes that are bland sometimes. It's part of living a full, rich, rewarding adult life where you don't just impulsively and intensely throw yourself into dumb scenarios. After your twenties, that isn't as fun anymore. And if you really want to be different, maybe try staying away from virulent social trends.
 
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"And I know if it really makes me happy I should do it"
Keep that up, lil pooner. You'll be broke, loveless, popping weed gummies, 400 lbs, pissing out of a hole under your fake ballsack if you keep it up.

"I shouldn't settle for banality just because I'm afraid of change"
Everyone has days that are dull, and takes that are bland sometimes. It's part of living a full, rich, rewarding adult life where you don't just impulsively and intensely throw yourself into dumb scenarios. After your twenties, that isn't as fun anymore. And if you really want to be different, maybe try staying away from virulent social trends.
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Imagine being so buck brain broken that you think a life as a pooner freak is more attractive than the “banal” life of a woman.

Most of us have life filled with banality. Being a Newton or an Alexander the Great is an absolute exception. But we all have the possibility of achieving immortality through having and raising children. Except for pooners.
 
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