Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

Should this thread be moved to Beauty Parlor?

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She's moving on the first of the month?

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Drama Trauma said:
It looks like Ubisoft very likely pays here "PR trips" for some odd reason. Wonder if they financing her lawsuit against SmashJT.
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Because it was TOTALLY NECESSARY to give Alyssa a free trip to Rome to do this interview, instead of just doing it by phone or Zoom! It's not an excuse to bribe her for positive coverage, you guys!

I'm loving that Abyssa is getting called out on her shit behavior, acting like she's some poor innocent girl who didn't do anything, when her articles and online posts are mostly poking one hornet nest after another then crying for Shitbagged and her other simps to circle the wagons to blame everyone else for her getting stung.

Hi, Abyssa! A normal person would actually be enjoying a trip to Rome, but you just have to be the trashy white American you are and spend the whole time getting sloshed and screeching at strangers online when you could be enjoying the art, architecture, music, and food from places other than whatever Olive Gardens or Pizza Huts there are in Rome. Please at least try to resist the urge to take selfies of your man-ass in the Vatican or Galleria Borgehse, if only to save your family the eternal embarrassment. LUV YOU!
 
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Armor King said:
I know I'm going by like 90% vibes but that guy really irks me, maybe its the pattern recognition (arab)
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Oh he's Arab? I just assumed he was your average White man. I guess I can see he has a bit of an Arab/Turk/whatever look.

Who's higher on the progressive stack? An Arab male or an Italian female?

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LMAO the dad shoes and white socks with this "professional" blazer outfit??????
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They make her legs look so stumpy.
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Is it just the camera angle or did someone squash her head wtf
 
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Vapid_Idiot said:
Her buttbuddy Jeff Grubb has been officially shit canned from Giant Bomb. Can’t help but wonder why. 🤔
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Got any sources like links and screenshots? I also want to see the reaction of Alyssa's simp Jeff "Cuckgrubber" Grubb being laid off from Giant Bomb.
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
Alyssa and her butt-kissing simps' reaction to Polygon being sold and laid off.
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Alyssa helpfully offers to create a Discord server Blacklist of journalists that need jobs at McDonalds because they are unemployable.
Thank you Abyssa! Yes I'd like some extra ketchup with my fries, thank you for asking!
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Alyssa and her butt-kissing simps' reaction to Polygon being sold and laid off.
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Does she think journo sites were making so much money and getting so many clicks but are being closed down because the oppressive Rethuglican KKK regime is forcing them underground? No one wants to read your listicles on the 10 Hottest Bulges in Marvel Rivals or Why My Dating Life Resembles Elden Ring Lore or whatever. What you had was a sinecure. You weren't adding value to the world. You were a glorified marketer, and you didn't even do that well. Any game you praised probably lost sales.
Also you're a middle aged woman. Stop saying things like 'cooked' and calling people 'chat'. Have some dignity like other women your age and go play canasta at a tearoom or something.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Alyssa helpfully offers to create a Discord server Blacklist of journalists that need jobs at McDonalds because they are unemployable.
Thank you Abyssa! Yes I'd like some extra ketchup with my fries, thank you for asking!
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"With more game sites shuttering" ... "the reactionary Youtubers who do no research and have little to no moral standards will flood the internet with more shit"
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What does she even mean by that? Were game journalists holding back the Youtubers before now..?

It's probably the other way around, you can do healthy business on Youtube disputing with game journalists. Like, you know, the guy she's suing? But you can't do that when the journos are all laid off. They'll have to keep an audience while talking about games again.

Her logic is getting more wet-brained all the time lately.
 
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deleuzeon said:
Her logic is getting more wet-brained all the time lately.
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Her logic is circular at best.

Does she not understand why journalists are getting laid off?
Nobody reads the bullshit they write anymore. Other mediums have replaced them, because gamers want to know about games, not about which multicolored DEI project flag is on the wall in the room of the developer, what equipment dangles between their/them legs, and which minority group founded the studio to represent which specific nigger-subgroup.

She is the walking example for forced diversity bullshit in every article. She can't even write about a game without bringing up Trump or Gamergate these days. One-trick drama pony. Forever unemployable.
 
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