DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Irredemable Retardation]

Day off right?

I do believe he is homo, a closeted one. My theo theory is that Leanna caught him in the past doing something gay for sure.
No straight guy behaves around digital females like him. And there is nothing you can say to change my mind.

There are still some that deny Phil is a complete homo because of the incel rant or him stalking a woman, not knowing that many fags hate women (fellow closeted homo Nick Fuentes' ONLY ideological tenent he is coherent in is womanhate) and that his obsession with being the TV version of manly and mature goes far back, since some closet fags overcompensate by seeking many beards in a promiscuous way. His sexual jokes were yet another form of hiding his latent faggotry, and even before the great prudening he had moments (Naked black doods in his site, "accidentally" seeking gay romances, censoring pictures with buff doods to cover breasts, talking about "poopers" and other terms at the time only people that knew about the gay community or were inside their subcultures knew)

 

[WhoaMoses]

O yea, thanks.

No, he doesnt. Everytime he mentions it, he just using it to get more pity bucks.

He is extremely depressed all the time while simultaneously being the happiest man alive because he runs a successful business and has a loving family with millions of adoring fans, and if you don't agree you're a retard and can eat shit out of his ass.

 

[neger psykolog]

But his recent content has become 50% unabashed begging and panhandling and 50% near silence playing games he absolutely hates while eye fucking his chat for what he should be doing to progress or tips, which is boring as hell for everyone and is eventually gonna lead to people losing interest in him.

life goal: find you a woman who eye fucks your text messages half as much as DSP does

 

[Lord_Point]

There are still some that deny Phil is a complete homo because of the incel rant or him stalking a woman, not knowing that many fags hate women (fellow closeted homo Nick Fuentes' ONLY ideological tenent he is coherent in is womanhate) and that his obsession with being the TV version of manly and mature goes far back, since some closet fags overcompensate by seeking many beards in a promiscuous way. His sexual jokes were yet another form of hiding his latent faggotry, and even before the great prudening he had moments (Naked black doods in his site, "accidentally" seeking gay romances, censoring pictures with buff doods to cover breasts, talking about "poopers" and other terms at the time only people that knew about the gay community or were inside their subcultures knew)

Dont forget he was infamous for posting pictures of naked black dudes on the FGC forms and his own website back in the day of dial up internet, meaning dave had a BBC folder on his desktop.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

The darkest eyes...

Happy May Burst Everywun!

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Phil is celebrating May 1st by rereading articles praising him from 13 years ago. Definitely a successful streamer who's changed for the better though.


E: The link in the tweet is a 404, this is the article he meant to share (this has since been fixed)

Edit 2: This is a legitimate quote from the article, referncing Phil and Leanna.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Man I miss This Is How You Dont Acts so much, one of my favorite phil bits. When this massive retard who struggles with basic pattern recognition, walks into a hard puzzle or end game boss fights and magically aces it in 2 tries.

"Hmm guys, i dont know... what if i try this very specific chain of actions for no reason... OMG THAT WORKED?! tuhuhuhuh! I had no idea, omg it worked! People said this is hard?!?!"

Him beating Isshin in Sekiro was second best to him figuring out that weights puzzle in Limbo regarding how obvious his quick rundown style guide video watching was for me.
Shoutout to his Batman Arkham Asylum playthrough. "I took a shower, my mind cleared and I did it even tho I was coombraining it for half an hour just before I came back dood!"

 

[Balr0g]

How come his ex-fan PWR is actually smarter then Phil? I mean ffs, he got a new laptop and instead of doing "live unboxing und setting it up" he takes a few days of to do it and also spend some quality time with his family. Phil is really the most dented streamer out there

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Phil is celebrating May 1st by rereading articles praising him from 13 years ago. Definitely a successful streamer who's changed for the better though.
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E: The link in the tweet is a 404, this is the article he meant to share

Edit 2: This is a legitimate quote from the article, referncing Phil and Leanna.
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"Polygon lost their way once they stopped reporting about me, REEEE"

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

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Mental illness segment: someone says his undershirt is too long, he comes back with "ahah autist xD" except he's too much of a faggot to actually just call them an autist

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Imagine if someone told him to stop hyperfixating on the goals.

 

[INirvana]

No way he didn't stream today because he blew his load live
LMAO, what a coward.

 

[San Dimas High School]

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This was always my favorite bit.

 

[Niggernerd]

How come his ex-fan PWr is actually smarter then Phil? I mean ffs, he got anew laptop and instead of doing "live unboxing und setting it up" he takes a few days of to do it and also spend some quality time with his family. Phil is really the most dented streamer out there

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"Polygon lost their way once they stopped reporting about me, REEEE"

He also moved out of his parents house. Likely didn't demand anything like a wolverine dolly. Dudes definitely been making good decisions ever since he got that bump. Unlike phil.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Everytime you think it couldn’t get worse. Last year he doubled down and laughed bout may 1st. He’s literally rage quitting a calendar now

Edit: I don’t wanna shit up the thread but you just know he eye fucking the farms today

 

[Jang Joo]

Top 10 questions science still can't answer

Also, this is almost the look your wife gives you after you come back from work and she's mad at you for something, but she's not gonna tell you. Another one for the montage floating around weeks ago. Happy May Burst fellow mentally ill moulth drooling detractors, may Phil continue to be a fucking idiot for years to come.

 

[LongDayAgain]

This video has undoubtedly been posted here before, but the Ame (vtuber)/DSP comparison on a Zelda puzzle is mind blowing. She solves it really quickly and he never solves it, just beating the puzzle into submission through dumb luck.

 

[Windy Moors]

This was always my favorite bit.

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"Just a normal guy who recorded himself having fun with his hobby."

What a lovely euphemism for May Burst.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is celebrating May 1st by rereading articles praising him from 13 years ago. Definitely a successful streamer who's changed for the better though.
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E: The link in the tweet is a 404, this is the article he meant to share

Edit 2: This is a legitimate quote from the article, referncing Phil and Leanna.
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Imagine being such a narcissistic asshole that you need to scrape the bottom of the barrel every day to get a “win” over people.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Imagine being such a narcissistic asshole that you need to scrape the bottom of the barrel every day to get a “win” over people.

Some of us don't have to use our imagination...

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

cursed.

 

[GameratePTSD]

This video has undoubtedly been posted here before, but the Ame (vtuber)/DSP comparison on a Zelda puzzle is mind blowing. She solves it really quickly and he never solves it, just beating the puzzle into submission through dumb luck.

Seeing all those balls and thinking the puzzle is to move them one at a time onto the plate is legitimately insane. It's like using your fork to eat a plate of peas one by one.

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