🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Harambe]

HE'S GAY!!! AND HE'S FAT!

It’s not gay if you paid for him and he wore a dress

 

[Jump]

Tip of the nigger´s head is eye level with that dude, Ralph is nose level. 5' 1" confirmed.

And don't forget he always has those ridiculous looking platform sneakers on.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Poor Ralph. Can't get laid at a Columbian porn-shoot. So sad, couldn't be me.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

In more honest moments Ralph has admitted to being 5'4" which means he is tiny and little. Much like going bald, men that accept natural limitations such as this quickly get over them and move on with their god damn lives. Now Ralph is going with 5'9" because he's too dumb to remember anything else. More importantly he's too scared to measure his true height.

As we all know the elderly are known to shrink and Ralph has aged at an astonishing rate due to the strange cocktail of chems and homosexuality he has taken in over the years. As a result he truly does not know how tall he is. Since Ralph, by lying, has proven that he is unaware of his height and since there are multiple factual charts displaying his height one can conclude that as of today Ralph is indeed 5'1".

Can't argue with science.

 

[AltisticRight]

wouldn't be a Ralphavideo without him being so unbelievably horny and alone that he comments on potential jailbait...this niggers brain is completely rotten from all his "research" in the pornography industry for all those lengthy years.

you'd think getting BTFO'd by Sammy this week would hold him over, but the man has no coom-control

All the research he's done is already squeezing him down the moid>incel>porn freak > tranny pipe.
We're at stage 3 where he would either brag about, or actually fuck trannies.
Ethan Ralph might troon out.

ONCE AGAIN THE RALPHAMALE RALPHATHUMBS THE BROKE DICK FARMS

UNLYKE BROKEE DIQ JOMH PATTAH SAMMI HAS 10 INCHES UNCUT AND HER COCK WORKS BISH

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I heard there was some hotmic where Ralph seemed shook talking to the Colombians and that might be why he's still alive.

I think people underestimate the power of disgust and pity. I think it's written into the average male's DNA to regard paper tigers with contempt to the point of feeling revolted by their very presence. Those Colombians took one look at this shaking little manbaby who just moments ago was popping off at the mouth on stream and probably rolled their eyes in disgust before dismissing him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Tweeting at Harry again.
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Also replying to his own tweets then retweeting the reply.

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You raped Alice. The ip2 bicycle would not have consensual sexual intercourse with you.
You streamed cp with Andy Warski on 2/28/19.
You masturbated to Soph in a drunken haze.
You lusted after the 16-year-old McKenzie Rittenhouse.
You platformer numerous nonces and really sus ones too. From Max Karson the fedoralord wannabe edgy nonce Jew to an admitted paedophile like Dylan Volk.
You also impregnated a lolicon, giving her access to a child.

Oh wait.

Go fuck Sammi.

 

[Shlomosexual]

"Ethan Ralph Goes To Medellin" has the potential to be THE lolcow event of 2025. Don't disappoint us guntling

Should be interesting.
He's already had the absolute piss beaten out of him by Moroccans and Brits, now he'll get pummeled senseless by Columbians.
He should do a travel channel show where he goes to foreign countries and gets violently punched and kicked into unconsciousness by the locals.
I'd never miss an episode.

 

[AnZero]

I think people underestimate the power of disgust and pity. I think it's written into the average male's DNA to regard paper tigers with contempt to the point of feeling revolted by their very presence. Those Colombians took one look at this shaking little manbaby who just moments ago was popping off at the mouth on stream and probably rolled their eyes in disgust before dismissing him.

I think you guys are forgetting the plot armor these guys have. Ralph will not be on a liveleak video and this trip will probably be boring. Whether it's God keeping him alive to Suffah or pure luck I don't actually believe Ralph is going to have a dramatic end. He will likely live for years to come and just be found dead one day of Xanny Overdrive. I could be wrong though, but that's how I see it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Imagine arguing with randoms on Twitter about your height coping. Ralph is usually the smallest man in any given group photo.

Hmmmm

 

[AnZero]

Hmmmm
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The courts an alog bissssh

 

[AltisticRight]

Hmmmm
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Reminder that he also claimed he's 5'11'': https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ralphs-height.87648/post-8699728
In the screenshot of yours and a film, he claimed he's 5'8'': https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ralphs-height.87648/post-8708684
The restraining order says he's 5'6''.
The arrest record says he's 5'1''.


Juju claims he's 6'. Ethan Ralph being a head shorter puts him at below any of his claimed heights (shortest 5'8'').


Fuent is 5'7'' to 5'8''. I calculated his height with the steering wheel of his gay mustang. You can see he's shorter than even fuent.
This was when he claimed he was 5'10''.


Just look at the omni-height of the Ralphamale.


He posted this at one point:

Which is photoshopped:


He poorly clonestamped another zero in and used the wrong symbols.

The alignment is off too, his birthday was on a perfectly straight line yet the number 0 was not. This retard photoshopped an extra zero into the document.

Pathetic.
His claim of height ranges from 5'8'' to 5'11''.
All the documents we know say it's 5'1'' which is consistent with photogrammetry attempts.
Drivers' licenses are meaningless, you declare your own height on those.

ETHAN RALPH IS 5 FOOT 1.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Happy Ralph template for anyone who may have a use for it:

This is actually a really sweet reply. It’s the kind of thing a six year old would write in their diary.

I can just see him lying on his bed in the tin shack, kicking his trotters in the air while he stares at the Jake Gyllenhal poster on his wall.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Happy Ralph template for anyone who may have a use for it:

Piggy should really embrace his inner fat retarded kid more often, it's the only way he can truly be himself. Trying to be some half-assed gay fanfic heel 24/7 must be tiring, especially when nobody takes you seriously.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

You just know he's going to lay as low as possible on this trip and then start hollering as soon as he gets home about how he don't scare.

If any part of the "we had a heart to heart about drugs for 8 hours" story is TROO, this girl has unwittingly signed herself up to be the next Pantsuela.

Me 'n' Hunner are akshually best friends if you wanna know the trooth about it! I'm flah-ing my gf over to casa de gunt!

This is why the superchats don't flow. Try and be less predictable.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Me 'n' Hunner are akshually best friends if you wanna know the trooth about it! I'm flah-ing my gf over to casa de gunt!

This is why the superchats don't flow. Try and be less predictable.

Forgot to switch to your alt there, buddy?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Forgot to switch to your alt there, buddy?

I don't have an alt, I just like to reiterate that I'm right.

 

[Die For Me!]

This is some primo cope.

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SOMEONE GET ON A PLANE!!!

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[Desktop User2]

SOMEONE GET ON A PLANE!!!
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Imagine going into debt to import a she-male to own the A-logs...

 

[Drunkensailor]

SOMEONE GET ON A PLANE!!!
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After that delusional $15k tweet, hunter was confused. By sending a couple of his whores to Ethan, he can better assess the personal wealth of our favorite piggy. These two are going to be expensive, staying at the finest hotel, eating at the nicest restaurants, and partying at exclusive clubs all paid for by Ethan.

That is no problem for him though, he is the infamous host of the killstream with 100k Twitter followers.

Edit: "all my friends here". Lol