Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[popoto-chan]

The rule 63 version of him would be too busy buying gold-plated dildos with her Patreon money, or something.

I imagine rule 63 alex would end up something like

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[GethN7]

I had to rewatch to realize how bad this was, i even decided to make a gif

ELBOW CANNON GO!

The sheer level of sloppiness in making the mesh and textures line up during that animation cause me physical pain.

 

[StrawberryHeart]

hey what do y'all think of the other club leader designs? (i.e photo club, gaming club, etc)

they're ok but also nothing really special? They're all pretty much what you'd design when you think of stereotypical designs for people into that kind of thing (art club with a beret and smock, photographer with an ascot, nerdy unappealing gaming club leader with the anime swirl glasses). Specifically the light music club design thought bothers me because it looks like a watered down version of Ibuki Mioda from Super Dangan Ronpa 2 (and Eva knows about he series since he wanted to implement the pink blood as a way to get his game unbanned from twitch )

Also that animation he showed with Ayano climbing. Does he really think no ones going to guess what his "cool" new animation is? Pretty sure if it's not climbing into a classroom from the outside, it's breaking into a rivals house in the middle of the night. Or maybe senpais house so you can finally rape confess to him

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I had to rewatch to realize how bad this was, i even decided to make a gif

ELBOW CANNON GO!

That sure is some arm he's got there, Alex.

 

[Green Green]

Specifically the light music club design thought bothers me because it looks like a watered down version of Ibuki Mioda from Super Dangan Ronpa 2 (and Eva knows about he series since he wanted to implement the pink blood as a way to get his game unbanned from twitch )

On the topic of watered down versions of SDR2 characters, Muja is clearly based off Mikan Tsumiki.
They're both clumsy nurses that are mainly used for fanservice, or in Eva's case, to satisfy his big boobies and innocence fetish.

 

[Luigi]

"I've been streaming games"
"If you'd like to check it out"

Stop shilling your shitty streams Eva

Full circle.

 

[LiquidMathew]

I had to rewatch to realize how bad this was, i even decided to make a gif

ELBOW CANNON GO!

Oh god that elbow is modeled so shitty, since He probably ghosts the thread here's the proper way

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

hey what do y'all think of the other club leader designs? (i.e photo club, gaming club, etc)

I personally think that the art club leader is kinda cute, maybe he would look better without the oversized glasses.
The gardening club leader's boobs are balloons and she looks high.
The photo club pres is basically Fred from scooby doo.
The gaming club leader is ugly, like his creator, but I guess that's the point.
I don't like the Science club president's face, he looks like a 13 years old boy. In general, they're okay I guess.

 

[A Sign]

He should just scrap Osana at this rate and tell the truth "I wont impliment her cause she's a bitch! I hate tusndere girls like Asuka cause they wont jump on my swamp ass dick and they say mean things to me but you Midori's wont shut up about her so I HAVE TO add her...by the way check out my streams and watch me fail speed runs and easy mode!"

Like holy shit Eva we get it, you hate your own character cause you based her off of "mean bitches" aka tsunderes, quit fapping to guro hentai for just 5 mins and add her already.

 

[babychan]

The gardening club leader's boobs are balloons and she looks high.

What do u think she's planting in the garden club lol

 

[IngusNSFW]

He should just scrap Osana at this rate and tell the truth "I wont impliment her cause she's a bitch! I hate tusndere girls like Asuka cause they wont jump on my swamp ass dick and they say mean things to me but you Midori's wont shut up about her so I HAVE TO add her...by the way check out my streams and watch me fail speed runs and easy mode!"

Like holy shit Eva we get it, you hate your own character cause you based her off of "mean bitches" aka tsunderes, quit fapping to guro hentai for just 5 mins and add her already.

Reading this is so true.

Question for everyone, Would it benefit Eva any if he became transgender like he jokes in streams and goes after guys?

Would there be hope for him losing his virginity?

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Question for everyone, Would it benefit Eva any if he became transgender like he jokes in streams and goes after guys?

Would there be hope for him losing his virginity?

He doesn't want to be fucked by a guy, because he only cares about those big busty boobies in reality. It's clear he wants to dominate a girl, not be dominated lmfao.

 

[Cupcake9]

About the club leaders, almost all of them are pretty ok to me. Generic, but not terrible.

Now in the other hand, the gardening club leader looks horrifying in my opinion. Her face is on the maximum level of potato and it's just Amai's eye shape with another color. The hairstyle literally makes no sense (what's up with that hair strand on the middle of her face??), that flower shouldn't even being able to stay still on the top of her head, her hips are so wide they are almost broken, her boobies are vacuum-packed and she is making that steriotypical anime knocked knees. Cuz you know, acording to anime, all cute girls has deformed knees.

Also, small nitpicking here, but if she is part of a gardening club, is wearing gloves and it's clearly holding a pot, why the hell is she looking so clean? Shouldn't at least her gloves being covered in dirt?

 

[polkadot]

Him showing that concept art and talking about a feature he wanted to implement into the game since 2014 really made me think.

Is he really doing this?

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Also, hi everyone! Happy 500 pages!

 

[Luigi]

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happy page 500, and almost 10k posts.

 

[babychan]

Him showing that concept art and talking about a feature he wanted implement into the game since 2014 really made me think.

Is he really doing this?

Omg, I hope he is. Because then Tinybuild better kick his ass out and his shitfest will die soon.

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Also, hi everyone

Hi, 500 pages later, still discussing this waste of sperm.. Whoa biology...

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Would there be hope for him losing his virginity?

definitely not.

also the bit at the end of that video with science kid was weird as shit, and i've seen dorbees

 

[LucasSomething]

What happens when you mix Yandere Simulator and GoAnimate? A spawn of autism of course!

I know it's cringy but these GoAnimate videos are one of my guilty pleasures

Also, small nitpicking here, but if she is part of a gardening club, is wearing gloves and it's clearly holding a pot, why the hell is she looking so clean? Shouldn't at least her gloves being covered in dirt?

It's funny because the art president has an apron covered in paint and even the science president has a lab coat, why the garden girl doesn't get dirty overalls or an anything? Regardless, her in game model is more important than her art and she doesn't even wear gloves there, so she looks like hippie/junkie instead of "The Garden Club President".

To double the wrongness, the garden club poster implies that the members would have a green apron and SHORTS.

Why can't she dress like this? Oh right, if she wore shorts Alex wouldn't be see her panties, we can't have that...

 

[the kool kid i guess idk]

Happy 500 pages, everyone.

Why can't she look like this? Oh right, if she wore shorts Alex wouldn't be see her panties, we can't have that...

It's really sad how this artist seems to have just been abandoned and forgotten. She's really good. She made those sprites that Eva uses like, every video now. Her art is at least way better than our current artist.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Him showing that concept art and talking about a feature he wanted implement into the game since 2014 really made me think.

Is he really doing this?

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Also, hi everyone

If he does, the fallout from both sides (Eva and his fans, in this case) would be amazing.

That is, if he and his dev team can figure out a way to implement it, considering the sorry state the game's still in. Also, that art looks hideous. Ayano's face in particular looks terrible.

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Also, hello and welcome to the Farms newcomer!