Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

Magicmush is probably the only good KF plagiarism channel.

Well because most of the lolcows he covers mostly are harmless cows from the 2010s that most people forgot about, he doesn’t need to walk on eggshells with stupid terms like “unalive” despite covering dark subjects like pedos, drugs, and zoophiles *cough* tom. Just kooky drama whores from the deviantart era of the internet, also he does other videos about other subjects so he’s not relying soley on us kiwis for content.

 

[Angry Shoes]

He responds to Al's vent like someone who saw a sympathetic apology on an anime once. "It's okay man, let it out." You gotta be kidding me.

That really annoyed me. His former best friend is opening his fucking soul to him and he sounds like he's working at a call center.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Well because most of the lolcows he covers mostly are harmless cows from the 2010s that most people forgot about, he doesn’t need to walk on eggshells with stupid terms like “unalive” despite covering dark subjects like pedos, drugs, and zoophiles *cough* tom. Just kooky drama whores from the deviantart era of the internet, also he does other videos about other subjects so he’s not relying soley on us kiwis for content.

When I think of bottom of the barrel KF YouTube channels I think of kiwitapes and Smokey who are 100% normies that managed to accidentally stumble on here and try to use the site to springboard their shit careers.

He has the autistic voice that sounds exactly like this website would sound if it flcame to real life.

every 4chan user I’ve met irl has that same awkward voice cadence and it’s hilarious. I just like magicmush because he just feels really genuine. He embraces the sperg nature of his subjects and he doesn’t pretend to be better than them.

 

[Next Door Jimmy]

That really annoyed me. His former best friend is opening his fucking soul to him and he sounds like he's working at a call center.

This part of the video really reminded me of why I hate Chibi. Since he's been low on communication lately and just being a wasteful idiot dreaming of life in glorious nippon, I sort of forgot about how much of a back-stabbing snake he is for any scrap of internet attention.

His dumb fucking voice sounded gayer than usual in that conversation. I don't know if that was his brain-dead attempt to sound sensitive and compassionate or if he decided he would get more sympathy by sounding gayer than a gay man? Either way, Adam is a dumbshit who somehow reasoned out that he could get more pussy if sounded like a soggy homo instead of a man.

I hope that stupid Japanese Donkey Kong statue falls and fucking crushes him, making his pants falls off and all the Japanese people cover their mouth and laugh and take pictures of his weird dick AND they play it on that gaijin retard show where he showed ass as a RIP Bozo moment for Japan.

"Let it all out, man." Fuck you, man.

 

[McSneaks]

Chibi calling someone "prime redditor material" is still legendary.

"He always, almost always, said the N word. With the hard R"

Chibi: existing
BigAl: N I G G E R

 

[handsareblack2]

Chibi calling someone "prime redditor material" is still legendary.

"He always, almost always, said the N word. With the hard R"

Chibi: existing
BigAl: N I G G E R

Sounds like massive projection from Adam

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think he tries following trends to fit in, he never really seemed to have much of his own opinions

This is 100% accurate. I think just in the time I've been active in this thread he's wanted to be a game developer, 3D printer artist, cosplay prop designer, teacher, therapist, chef (please try our takoyaki), karaoke superstar...there's probably still more that I've missed.

He bounces from one community to another and it never lasts because he either manages to piss everyone off with his incessant pity-partying or he gets annoyed when he isn't instantly successful, because again he is an anime protagonist in his head and believes it's only a matter of time before the world discovers his brilliance.

Sadly he will probably never grasp that it already happened, on a couch 11 years ago.

Magicmush is probably the only good KF plagiarism channel.

RIP Toad McKinley

 

[pippy]

He bounces from one community to another and it never lasts because he either manages to piss everyone off with his incessant pity-partying or he gets annoyed when he isn't instantly successful, because again he is an anime protagonist in his head and believes it's only a matter of time before the world discovers his brilliance.

I don't think it's necessarily him being interested in new things so much as he tires out people in communities, and once the pity+attention well dries up, he moves on to suck dry another group. He's the type that doesn't see anyone as a friend and instead sees people as something to extract attention from. He flat out doesn't care at all, mom has a date? better dress up and make it about him. Dad died? lets make it so all anything remembers about his funeral is cheebs playing some fucking AMV

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't think it's necessarily him being interested in new things so much as he tires out people in communities, and once the pity+attention well dries up, he moves on to suck dry another group.

Yeah I think so too. He reminds of those annoying guys you'd sometimes meet in high school or that time of your life who would hear you're into Dragon Ball Z or whatever then the next time you see them they're fully decked out in DBZ merch, carrying the manga around, doing shitty fan art and that's all they talk about because suddenly they're the number one fan.

That's certainly how Adam's recent Donkey Kong obsession feels. I've never met anyone who cares about Donkey Kong as much as Adam pretends to.

 

[Shitoko]

This video is proof that in a friendship, the heckin bigoted chud is mostly the kind(er) one while the pozzed leftoid tranny kike is mostly the ungrateful self-entitled little bitch.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Chibi calling someone "prime redditor material" is still legendary.

"He always, almost always, said the N word. With the hard R"

Chibi: existing
BigAl: N I G G E R

If Chibi hated hearing nigger so much he should stop being such a nigger. It's not rocket science

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I like magicmush he makes some good content

Lol no, he made the most barebones video "Chibi is cringe lmao but he is not anymore" and only mentioned him again because people kept calling him out in comment section. And even then it was just "oh, yeah, I forgot, Chibi is a sexpest" which is just... How about honestly telling that he is into minors? Sexpest can mean a lot of things and he only mentioned him sending nudes to people, who didn't ask him for those.
I haven't seen his video on Amazing Atheist, but I am almost sure he didn't mention that Kirk coerced a mentally ill tranny (yeah, I know, "wet water", but that poor shmuck was really bad mentally-wise and I feel sorry for him) to run away from home to meet him and selfharm for his sexual pleasure until his father showed up and took that tranny back at gunpoint, which he later presented as "I tried to meet this poor individual, but their bigoted father took them away and threatened me with a gun even!"

Metokur even mentioned that he met Chibi through BigAl during the dog collar days.

Wait a sec, if this is true then Chibi knows how Metokur actually looked like? Oh boy.

RIP Toad McKinley

Nah, Toad inserted too much of himself into his videos and in the end huffed so much of his own farts that he tried to act like a journalist i.e. his videos became so watered down that they started resembling jellyfish.

People here keep crying over Chibi fucking Big Al over, but come on, why do you miss the fact that he cried like an angsty teenager over some decade old shit? "Oh my God, I drove you places, I did this and that!!!" ok, dude, you still haven't moved on? Fuck, no wonder if someone like Adam was your friend. I remember seeing somewhere a video where he cried over Mundane Matt flagging people out of spite(I think, it was Godwinson's video) and saying shit like "Oh God I've been on YouTube for over a decade and... This is just cruel!" And no, it wasn't a parody, he cried genuine tears. This is on par with Matt crying over the template letter he received from YouTube. Yeah, I agree, Chibi is an asshole and doesn't deserve to have any friends, but Al is acting like a pussywipe. Just stating "Oh, so this is how you remember me driving you around, helping you find a job and being your only friend?" would be much more mature. Not to mention that in that tweetlonger he basically accused another guy of sa'ing him right next to his Al diatribe.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nah, Toad inserted too much of himself into his videos and in the end huffed so much of his own farts that he tried to act like a journalist

I never got that feeling, I thought his videos were entertaining right up until he quit. Would have been interested to see his take on an Adam video.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I never got that feeling, I thought his videos were entertaining right up until he quit.

Nah, just compare his videos on Spink and Hansen to the rest of his content. They are way longer, have a ton of exposition that is barely connected to the topic and clearly he takes himself too seriously. Before that he kinda understood that he is just a guy who's making fun of some internet idiots and one extremely fat woman. Also, I recall him making a video where he ranked apologies and was roasting ProJared for cheating on his wife basically "because she is hot". Ooh, boy, he should've waited more with that vid. Well, just like everyone who were by his ex-wife side back then.

Would have been interested to see his take on an Adam video.

Yeah, right after that Tonka video.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

When I think of bottom of the barrel KF YouTube channels I think of kiwitapes and Smokey who are 100% normies that managed to accidentally stumble on here and try to use the site to springboard their shit careers.

I agree where it’s hanging off of literal nothing like letters from chris chan’s jail or daniel larson uploaded a video today. but I’d also put ben saint lower than that category or the people at cons who indulged chris chan’s delusions while hanging off the genosamuel doc which hung of KF

 

[TV's Adam West]

I agree where it’s hanging off of literal nothing like letters from chris chan’s jail or daniel larson uploaded a video today. but I’d also put ben saint lower than that category or the people at cons who indulged chris chan’s delusions while hanging off the genosamuel doc which hung of KF

I think Havel is absolutely the worst.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Youtuber magicmush, who had previously made a pretty mediocre video on Chibi, where he chickened out about talking about Chibi's sex pest shenanigans at the very end, has made a video covering his friend BigAl, and at the 30 minute mark, we get to see Al's side of when Chibi tried to throw him under the bus for his 5 minutes of fame, as well as covering Chibi's creepiness he left out last time.

Just want to say, I've watched this a few times now. Fuck man. AL is just a goofy goober. He didn't deserve what Chibi did to him. Fuck Chibi.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

How about honestly telling that he is into minors? Sexpest can mean a lot of things and he only mentioned him sending nudes to people, who didn't ask him for those.
I haven't seen his video on Amazing Atheist,

It is the worst video on the planet and he stole some stuff word for word from Collosal is Crazy video about him. Same thing with most of his videos he steals from some obscure livestreams or forums word for word stuff about some cow.

People here keep crying over Chibi fucking Big Al over, but come on, why do you miss the fact that he cried like an angsty teenager over some decade old shit? "Oh my God, I drove you places, I did this and that!!!" ok, dude, you still haven't moved on? Fuck, no wonder if someone like Adam was your friend. I remember seeing somewhere a video where he cried over Mundane Matt flagging people out of spite(I think, it was Godwinson's video) and saying shit like "Oh God I've been on YouTube for over a decade and... This is just cruel!" And no, it wasn't a parody, he cried genuine tears. This is on par with Matt crying over the template letter he received from YouTube. Yeah, I agree, Chibi is an asshole and doesn't deserve to have any friends, but Al is acting like a pussywipe. Just stating "Oh, so this is how you remember me driving you around, helping you find a job and being your only friend?" would be much more mature. Not to mention that in that tweetlonger he basically accused another guy of sa'ing him right next to his Al diatribe.

If Al was more revelant rather then a footnote in Chibi's life he would be as big a cow as Chibi is or even greater that guy is a piece of shit like Chibi.

And when talking how Chibi is a sex pest he mentions the video of someguy calling Chibis mom where he admits to sending nudes to a minor and says that is just a troll and he wasn't doing that what a retard.

PS: Mush stop leaving takes in your videos where you stutter you moron.

 

[Pickle Man]

Woof, big throw back. I know way too many names from the intro of that video. Darknessthecurse, randomDCE, lillylivers, Hellsing920 etc. watched alot of them back in the day. Honestly the rant tubers deserve a good write up. I'm going to see if I can find it but there was a video meet up of bigal2k6 and others getting a hotel in New York City and hanging out.
Darknessthecurse especially, with him having a child fairly young. I honestly can't remember if that situation was more funny than sad as I remember him losing custody iirc.
And the dating drama from randomDCE and lillylivers. Lillylivers being a bit coo coo from what I remember.

Off my head...

Hellsing920 passed away in 2017.
RandomDCE still posting his sprite works on deviantart.
DarknessTheCurse is still on youtube as History In The Dark.
Lillylivers is a voice actor. Doing voice work on pokemon and Jojo bizarre adventure. She probably the most successful of the rant community atm.

 

[McSneaks]

Just want to say, I've watched this a few times now. Fuck man. AL is just a goofy goober. He didn't deserve what Chibi did to him. Fuck Chibi.

He sang a bleach song at his dads funeral. NO ONE deserves chibi.