Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Herpes is Brat]

Her logic is circular at best.

Does she not understand why journalists are getting laid off?
Nobody reads the bullshit they write anymore. Other mediums have replaced them, because gamers want to know about games, not about which multicolored DEI project flag is on the wall in the room of the developer, what equipment dangles between their/them legs, and which minority group founded the studio to represent which specific nigger-subgroup.

She is the walking example for forced diversity bullshit in every article. She can't even write about a game without bringing up Trump or Gamergate these days. One-trick drama pony. Forever unemployable.

It's the logic of a raving luddite made unemployed by the printing press. No one on the planet waited for polygons take before they bought a game. Game uranlism for the last decade + has been a job program for stupid and uncharismatic communists they unironically believed writing for these publications gave them authority and influence when in reality they're a bunch of retards who can barely speak who should be grateful it lasted as long as it did. Reading L-lyssas posts you would think google redirects all searches to chuds like smash JT. Maybe next time just write the game guide lazy bones.

 

[yt Oliander]

It's the logic of a raving luddite made unemployed by the printing press. No one on the planet waited for polygons take before they bought a game. Game uranlism for the last decade + has been a job program for stupid and uncharismatic communists they unironically believed writing for these publications gave them authority and influence when in reality they're a bunch of retards who can barely speak who should be grateful it lasted as long as it did. Reading L-lyssas posts you would think google redirects all searches to chuds like smash JT. Maybe next time just write the game guide lazy bones.

There's no possible way that Alyssa is unaware of the truth, right? That gaming journalism is just an organ of the marketing industry? She must know, she's accepted plenty of freebies.

It's obvious that these journos are useless without reach and credibility- she must think that all these losers can pool their meager followings together and give the impression of an army. Unfortunately for her, all these journo fanbases share the same pool of about 10,000 retards and troons.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Alyssa and her butt-kissing simps' reaction to Polygon being sold and laid off.
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LOL. Between Polygon being sold for parts, Giant Bomb imploding, and Abyssa getting shitcanned from Kotaku, it looks like games ""'journalism""" as we knew it in the past 15 years in on it's death bed. Good. Even as a non-white fag, I got tired of morons like her screeching that non-games like Gone Home were GOTY merely because the main character was a lesbian. If it was the exact same boring, pointless game that can be beaten in two minutes (the PS4 version even has a trophy for that) but with a straight guy, it would have come and gone like a fart in the wind.

Adios to the hipsters who flunked out of college and only got anywhere because they knew (and blew) the right people or Mommy and Daddy had enough trust fund money to buy their way into the business. Wave goodbye to people who shilled games from their friends or in exchange for money/trips/freebies without disclosure, turning a blind eye to the major cornerstone of journalistic integrity: avoiding conflicts of interest or the appearance of impropriety. Because asking for that bare minimum was somehow MUH SOGGY KNEES, don't you know! Take one last look over your shoulder as people who couldn't even pass the tutorial levels pf Cuphead or the first level of DOOM 2016 on the easiest setting vanish into the ether, never to be heard from again. No more will we have to put up with articles about how CUPHEAD IS RACIST! merely because its art style originated in the 1930s and not because there was ANY ACTUAL RACISM IN IT.

Gosh - it's too bad that Ms. Man-Ass hopped on the Professional Victim train about 10 year too late! I guess that "temp" job waiting tables is going to be more permanent than she thought! No wonder she's crashing out into a spiral of drinking and screeching at chuds online.

 

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Did I miss this? The reason Mercunty is blacklisted from the industry and having to go back to being a fry cook is she penned one of her little twitterspasm hit pieces and ut-oh-spagetti-ohs, that's defamation if you don't thread the needle just right.

So that's why Bobby Kotick is suing Kotaku. No wonder Alyssa Mercante was fired.
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[Gobermental Supervisor]

The reason Mercunty is blacklisted from the industry

It is too bad she is not named as a party. I hope GO Media pulls her in by blaming her.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

All of them should learn to put the fries in the bag. Don't worry, there's a Doom mod for it.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

This would explain why Kuntaku shit-canned her when they spent most of 2014 to 2019 ENCOURAGING their """writers"""" to behave like bratty children.

Maybe Abyssa can keep up with her lawsuit against JT, but again a guy with BILLIONS like Kotick? Her flat ass is toast.

That gaming journalism is just an organ of the marketing industry? She must know, she's accepted plenty of freebies.

I'm sure she's accepted a lot of male organs as well.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Today Alyssa is back to seething about SmashJT and his videos.
She retweets her own mischaracterization about the Youtube TOS.

All that after getting drunk in Rome at 10am.
I really like her logic.
Women with their tits out making videos:
Men making video showing women have their tits out:

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Have you seen this yet?

 

[Well Intentioned]

There's no possible way that Alyssa is unaware of the truth, right? That gaming journalism is just an organ of the marketing industry? She must know, she's accepted plenty of freebies.

That's sort of why all off these idiots are finding themselves without jobs and perpetually seething. Turns out shitting on the industry you're writing about doesn't lead to longterm gainful employment.

 

[p1138]

Have you seen this yet?
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So if she didn't lose her job, she wouldn't be sitting by herself at an empty cafe in europe drinking by herself in the morning?

 

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That's sort of why all off these idiots are finding themselves without jobs and perpetually seething. Turns out shitting on the industry you're writing about doesn't lead to longterm gainful employment.

It took so fucking long to purge them, however. Really embarrassing for everyone involved. Most of these idiots should have been fired long ago.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Have you seen this yet?
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So what Alyssa is saying is that she financially profits from the attention she gets, meaning she willfully engages with people for that exact purpose?
That is a very dumb thing to admit when you are currently trying to get money from someone in court for financial damages for the exact same thing you now say is a financial earner for you.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is novel anthropology... a living fossil, Homo Erectus, long thought extinct. I'll submit a writeup to the journals soon...
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I won't forget you all once I'm published.

Watch this become her new cope after the flat ass seething.
"lol my haters are lying again! My skull is a totally normal shape losers, I'm not the missing link stfu" [sips spritz with intent]

Alyssa helpfully offers to create a Discord server Blacklist of journalists that need jobs at McDonalds because they are unemployable.

Maybe instead of Discord they should be staking out New York alleyways to set up a cardboard commune together.

Have you seen this yet?

The butterfly effect is crazy bc if you weren't such a toxic bitch you might still have your salaried position at Kotaku.

 

[stupid frog]

So if she didn't lose her job, she wouldn't be sitting by herself at an empty cafe in europe drinking by herself in the morning?

Yes, she'd be drinking at home alone in the morning instead.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Okay now that the dust is settling how many of these people have jobs?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa believes that "we" should be angry, but only about the things she tells us are ok to be angry about.
She is really butthurt about all her agenda pushing friends, and herself, losing their cushy agenda pusher jobs.

She believes that modern democracy needs to have her, and her retarded buddies, as journalists because that is "free press".
No bitch, free press means it is not under the thumb of the government and not censored by the government. If you have an issue with the free market re-arranging due to profit issues, then you are free to found your own shitty news site. Free Press means you will not be visited by the FBI because you wrote something mean about the Orange Clown, Free Speech means you will not be visited by the FBI because you simp for Islamic Terrorism on Twitter.

Nobody is obligated to give you a job. You only summon the specter of a country without free speech or free press when it suits your personal agenda.
The press can be very free without you having a job.


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[Frightened Rabbit]

Have you seen this yet?
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"GUYS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, THE DEATH THREATS, THEY WERE DISTRESSING, but also I'm being a basic bitch American Tourist in Italy because of them haha, BUT THEY WERE SOOOO HURTFUL".

 

[deleuzeon]

Because it was TOTALLY NECESSARY to give Alyssa a free trip to Rome to do this interview, instead of just doing it by phone or Zoom! It's not an excuse to bribe her for positive coverage, you guys!

For all the money it makes, I think it goes to show how immature the videogame industry truly is, that all it takes to bribe the "journalists" in the field is to fly them to Rome with zero activities on the docket, possibly with a daily spritz budget (two spritzes after that it's on you). You would think corruption would be flashier, sexier. They're just flying people who wish they were 2009 Brookyln hipsters to a variety of foreign bars where they can LARP as worldly, to an online audience consisting mostly of us.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I hope she wasn't trying to get a job at Polygon. After they were sold the fired a bunch of people. Blog sites are going to get a bunch new clients that wont draw a dime.

"I'm no longer with Polygon," said Polygon co-founder and EIC Chris Plante. "If you're hiring, please consider the many talented writers and editors now on the market. Every one of them deserves a spot on your staff. I won't be talking more about the sale because I wasn't involved. Going to hang out with my kid. Taking wins where I can."

Even the co-founder got the boot which wont bold well for any of the staff looking for work if your boss was fired and trying to get you work.

And you people say Canada can't do anything good.

By the way, if you know of the Israel/ Porn thing from over a decade ago you'll know the Youssef brothers who run Valnet.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

For all the money it makes, I think it goes to show how immature the videogame industry truly is, that all it takes to bribe the "journalists" in the field is to fly them to Rome with zero activities on the docket, possibly with a daily spritz budget (two spritzes after that it's on you). You would think corruption would be flashier, sexier. They're just flying people who wish they were 2009 Brookyln hipsters to a variety of foreign bars where they can LARP as worldly, to an online audience consisting mostly of us.

At least movie studios fly fake superfans/journos around the globe for a fake grand-preview with free collector grade items, goodie bags, 4 star hotel lodging and a big "backstage tour" of a movie set.

All it takes to bribe ethical game journalist Abyssa Mercunty is some free alcohol.