Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%
  • Total voters
    348
John Andrews Stan said:
I always wonder about Nick fans like this one. Does she think she’d be the exception to Nick’s jihad against fat women like his mother?

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I love the facial expression. Doesn’t even bother to smile or try to look pleasant. Her face just says “What the fuck did you do NOW?”
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Are we sure that's not a man in a wig honestly?

Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Is Nick just a fatter, balder, and more disgusting and unhealthy version of Rob Reiner in South Park at this point? "MY GOO! MY PRECIOUS GOO!"
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Lil piggy is probably stuffing his face instead of streaming.
 
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Mandatory User Name said:
The type of person to actually types out "#Blocked" before blocking someone is the type of person who will unblock you later and start a new message something to the effect of "and another thing..."
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The phrase "and another thing" got the noggin joggin', and I found this image.

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The facial expression reminds me of Nick for some reason.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I always wonder about Nick fans like this one. Does she think she’d be the exception to Nick’s jihad against fat women like his mother?

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I love the facial expression. Doesn’t even bother to smile or try to look pleasant. Her face just says “What the fuck did you do NOW?”
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It looks like a "where are they know" Glam Rockstar after years of drugs and booze
 
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daffodils said:
Nick still coping about Kayla getting Toed and loving it
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New explanation for "not an addict"
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Nothing says lying liar more than a liar who puts the burden on you to document their lies so they can lie some more about them.

Also saying "insofar" while defending a drug addiction is the funniest shit. Nick is too much of a gentleman and a scholar to be an addict, m'lady.
 
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Niggernerd said:
It looks like a "where are they know" Glam Rockstar after years of drugs and booze
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Damn, that’s it. She’s not quite Noddy Holder but she could be his fat sister:

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This old lady is also an internet tough guy!
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She’s as good at basic tech as Nick is:
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She also has Nick’s sense of humor (or what passes for one):
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Obese like Nick:
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Brain damaged like Nick:
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She even projects all of Nick’s traits onto Aaron:
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As I have said before, Nick has ended up with the fans he deserves.
 
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daffodils said:
Nick still coping about Kayla getting Toed and loving it
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One thing I don’t understand about Nick, is his need for explaining himself to total strangers. Who the fuck cares what literal randos think about you?!

(Which of course makes it extra
fun to tweet “Felonious cuck!” To Nick. You know he’s just about retarded enough to punch himself in the head when he reads it.)

John Andrews Stan said:
Damn, that’s it. She’s not quite Noddy Holder but she could be his fat sister:

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This old lady is also an internet tough guy!
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She’s as good at basic tech as Nick is:
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She also has Nick’s sense of humor (or what passes for one):
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Obese like Nick:
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Brain damaged like Nick:
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She even projects all of Nick’s traits onto Aaron:
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As I have said before, Nick has ended up with the fans he deserves.
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Nick’s fans seem to be all societal rejects these days. Halfwit coupon clippers like this lady or that fatfuck Grifty who peaked in life when he got a minimum wage job.

They all seem to like Nick because “he real” or whatever.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Damn, that’s it. She’s not quite Noddy Holder but she could be his fat sister:

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This old lady is also an internet tough guy!
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She’s as good at basic tech as Nick is:
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She also has Nick’s sense of humor (or what passes for one):
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Obese like Nick:
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Brain damaged like Nick:
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She even projects all of Nick’s traits onto Aaron:
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As I have said before, Nick has ended up with the fans he deserves.
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Some information on Misty Hosier from Dalton, Georgia | The Widowed Wine-O Fan of Nick Rekeita, his streaming demographic.

Facebook Profile:

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Instagram Profile:
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Obituary of deceased husband:
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
It will never not be funny to see Nick reply on Twitter and get absolutely destroyed by a reply.

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I hate his hair-splitting pilpulistic myopic faggotry so much. Yeah it's not literally "most" where he cries about KURT non-stop, he also cries about a bunch of other people, arrange them like dolls through his paedophile laundering platform and bitch about nonsensical things nonstop. Yeah it's not most of the show, it's just a significant portion.
Total fucking annoying faggot. People get shoved into lockers for being such an obnoxious fag. Where should we shove child dosers?

AnOminous said:
Meanwhile apparently the actual nude in question was one only Aaron had because Nick's whore wife let him snap it while he was live streaming. Nick didn't know about this and was wildly flailing around, because he didn't even have that nude himself.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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I bet he was jerking off at the thought of the cops seeing his slatternly wife. Also it's not literally 6 photos. It's more!

RaptInPlastic said:
From getting busted at sleazy jamaican boomer nudist shitholes to getting cross examined by a CGI turkey, not sure Rekieta was ever believable tbqh. He's one obvious disingenuous midwit faggot.
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:really: Which cross? I choose the st Andrew's cross.
:really: also the endoscope for examination. Yes, that one, the size of a fire hydrant.
 
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porkWellington said:
Can someone add "smartest guy in the room"to the thread title? He's been reeking of that since the sentencing. He really can't get over the smell of his own farts.
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Accidental Protege said:
Can you translate that into emojis? I don’t think anything else will fit.
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:really: specially Sean and Kurt. Even half of them won't fit. Because they're FAT.
 
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