Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Well. In the unlikely event that they actually produce and show sex footage:

1) Nick would likely get a felony conviction on revenge porn and possibly land other charges depending on the source of the video. There are several paths to a felony on revenge porn depending in part on how Nick got the footage.
2) Nick would have violated his probation and suffer all the associated consequences of that.

There is no good outcome for Nick in any of this.
Strongly disagree. Nick should go for it he’d totally beat the charges. He’s a God damn lawyer so he knows what he’s doing. He can easily get it knocked down and pled out to establish an Aaron nude unit that competes with the KNU. Do it Nick you have nothing to lose and everything to gain, beat Aaron at his own game!
 

So someone found rare clips of Nick and his bullshit over the years. This is a huge eye-opener for people who wanna see his slip-ups to his mask-off moments.

This video reminded me of the old rumor that he paid for an abortion for one of the Hedonism hookers.

We kinda forgot about that when it was revealed he gave his 8 year old cocaine. 🤷‍♂️
 
Misty is my favorite deranged Balldoguard. She’s just too dumb to hate.
She's basically the prototypical fat wine bitch that watches trial streams all day.

Another one of her favorite things is to bitch about illegal aliens at length. Nick's 8 year old tested positive for coke? Government overreach! Leave that man alone! Meanwhile, Pablo down at the car wash needs to have his green card checked!

She's from Georgia, so I like to imagine her with a really obnoxious southern accident in which you can hear the cholesterol.

Oh, and then there was this the other day...

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"Literally drug your children" is a very unfortunate string of words. I also don't think she knows what the word "literally" means.

Finally, to follow up with your post...

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I always wonder about Nick fans like this one. Does she think she’d be the exception to Nick’s jihad against fat women like his mother?

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I love the facial expression. Doesn’t even bother to smile or try to look pleasant. Her face just says “What the fuck did you do NOW?”
She looks like one of those middle aged dudes who troon out in their 40s.

She attended Nick's Vegas event where he blacked out and let people write on his chest, and even his LOCALS fans were calling her 'Granny Gums' because she had such bad teeth and needed dentures. She called in to a few of Nick's LOCALS shows and talked about here dental issues.
 
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I always wonder about Nick fans like this one. Does she think she’d be the exception to Nick’s jihad against fat women like his mother?

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I love the facial expression. Doesn’t even bother to smile or try to look pleasant. Her face just says “What the fuck did you do NOW?”
That’s not his dad????
 

So someone found rare clips of Nick and his bullshit over the years. This is a huge eye-opener for people who wanna see his slip-ups to his mask-off moments.
bit of a masterpiece here, especially for someone who tuned out early in the downfall.


nick has no idea what the words "addiction" or "recovery" mean. in fact, there are a surprising amount of words he uses but seems to have no idea what they mean.
 
Skelly sent law enforcement 5-6 slatternly photos of his wife and Aaron has them because of discovery. :story:
This means there's probably a way and a chance for us to see these freshly minted KNUs. :story:
These can be FOIA'ed, right?

What a useless cuckold!

Nick is live and he looks like he slept under a bridge.
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We are straight back into bitching about other people.
YellowFlash is the first target of the day.
He's still coping and seething about the "downward spiral" and he looks horribly emaciated.
The chat is slower than the speech of a certain fat paedophile.
And it's being actively mopped. SAD. Is that free speech?
Now he's crying about not being able to visit nightclubs and bars, at the age of above 40.

Average Balldo watcher.
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He's clearly already bored and on his phone. He's probably reading his thread or looking at some other homosexual garbage.
 
These can be FOIA'ed, right?
No, you cannot FOIA nudes. They are automatically marked as private/confidential and would not even be shared if they were used as exhibits in court.

But I think it is super funny that a WITNESS in a case sends nudes of the VICTIM to the prosecutor.
Did he get written permission first?
 
Skelly sent law enforcement 5-6 slatternly photos of his wife and Aaron has them because of discovery. :story:
You know, I was in total disbelief when the news dropped that Aaron got away with a misdemeanor and $50 fine. Now it all makes sense.

Also, if Aaron got 5-6 nude images in discovery, plus the one he took that fateful night, we may need to reevaluate the market price. KNU is really only about $8.
 
That 1099 talk from a few post ago has got me thinking.....how much does Nick owe to the IRS? If he can't be bothered to pay his mortgage, property taxes, tickets, car tags, etc.....you know he is not paying Uncle Sam.
Unless his parents are total retards ... nvm, they are, but just for arguments sake, a cleverly set-up trust would automatically withhold taxes and pay the IRS directly.
I sure as hell would not trust Nick to get that right.
 
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