Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[break these cuffs]

That 1099 talk from a few post ago has got me thinking.....how much does Nick owe to the IRS? If he can't be bothered to pay his mortgage, property taxes, tickets, car tags, etc.....you know he is not paying Uncle Sam.

I would assume that his dad has by this point as part of the "clean up and help run my middle aged son's life because he's a fuck up junkie" role his parents have recently taken. Then again, Nick may have just lied and said he took care of everything and Bob doesn't know what he owes.

 

[Vibralldo]

One thing I don’t understand about Nick, is his need for explaining himself to total strangers. Who the fuck cares what literal randos think about you?!

Nick's a major narcissist and the idea that anyone sees through him drives him insane with rage.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Balldo looks rough today.

That day off must have been excruciating.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Balldo looks rough today. View attachment 7307826

That day off must have been excruciating.

I like the haunted look in his joyless eyes. The skeletal faggot is running out of batteries for his fake persona. The real him will soon be shining through.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, I was in total disbelief when the news dropped that Aaron got away with a misdemeanor and $50 fine. Now it all makes sense.

It's almost like spamming the prosecutor with nudes of your wife kind of undermines your claim you are super concerned about the "victim" you're continuing to humiliate. Never mind it also makes you look like an absolute utter mental case.

I like the haunted look in his joyless eyes. The skeletal faggot is running out of batteries for his fake persona. The real him will soon be shining through.

Suffer, Skeletard.

 

[Vibralldo]

He's clearly already bored and on his phone. He's probably reading his thread or looking at some other homosexual garbage.

Being forced to stream about law is a worse punishment for Nick than jail

What does this even mean? Anyone know?

Literally it means "yes it happened and I've accepted it. You rubbing it in won't make it happen again", psychologically it means "stop rubbing it in, you're hurting my feelings", biologically it means "I'm abusing my sketchy Adderall prescription"

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Unflattering lighting.

 

[Strix454]

They made him work a few hours a day for one week. At the end of it, he is a complete mental mental and physical wreck. His adderall is no longer enough to even keep him functional. He doesn't sleep but a few hours a night and spends nearly all his non-streaming time screaming at randos on twitter.

We seem to quickly be heading for Jack Torrance territory:

 

[Folgers Can]

We are straight back into bitching about other people.

It's even funnier that he starts off by assuring that he's not about "casting stones" and is "not here to criticize other streamers" in an apparent concession to how much of his daytime wine mom audience had expressed distaste for all the vindictive drama and others had left altogether because of it, only for him to then immediately reverse course to the rant about Flash followed by again encouraging the chat to continue the "Kurt roast." He also confirms that a Flash voice is being set up for Supertips, so he can be added to the list likely to participate in the C&D deluge in the works:

And holy hell are all the legal stimmies a bad idea if they already make him fidget so damned much:



It's almost getting to the point of the coke days when he'd compulsively pick at his arms so much that churchgoers were convinced he had trackmarks. What's next on the menu, delusional parasitosis? Formication? Morgellons?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It's even funnier that he starts off by assuring that he's not about "casting stones" and is "not here to criticize other streamers" in an apparent concession to how much of his daytime wine mom audience had expressed distaste for all the vindictive drama and others had left altogether because of it, only for him to then immediately double down with the rant about Flash followed by again encouraging the chat to continue the "Kurt roast."

This has been bothering me for a while—his "webcam" keeps stuttering with constant frozen frames. At first, I thought it was just my PC or internet connection, but it happens in your clip too. Why does this happen? Did he set up his camera to record at an unnecessarily high resolution or frame rate that his system can’t handle when downscaling?

Also, the dude complains so much. He’s constantly whining about his personal drama. It makes for a pretty awful "show" overall.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

And holy hell are all the legal stimmies a bad idea if they already make him fidget so damned much:

Bro is fidgeting like Anthony Cumia. Ain't it fun, Nick?

 

[AnOminous]

It's almost getting to the point of the coke days when he'd compulsively pick at his arms so much that churchgoers were convinced he had trackmarks. What's next on the menu, delusional parasitosis? Formication? Morgellons?

Holy shit, he's twitching and spazzing out like Charles Freck in A Scanner Darkly. What a drugged out nutcase.

 

[Fapcop]

Balldo looks rough today. View attachment 7307826

That day off must have been excruciating.

Poor fuck probably had to deal with being around his kids without being blasted drunk. A truly horrifying prospect if you’re Nick Rekieta.

Kayla probably also added to his stress.

What Kayla said:
“Where are you going? You’re not seeing that whore again, right? So happy you told me she moved to Montana! Anyways, was hoping we could sit and intentionally reconnect today. I read of a good exercise for couples. You fill in a workbook with the different things that brings you joy in a partner. Even silly things like their dick, tee hee! Anyways blah blah blah”.

What Nick heard:
“Whore… fill… with… dick”

“SEE YA LATER KAYLA, GOTTA FILL UP THE WHO-TANK!”

Bro is fidgeting like Anthony Cumia. Ain't it fun, Nick?

Nick is on his phone. Got more important things to focus on than some dumb skanks trial, and proving to his parole officer that he can gainfully employ himself.

Like replying to total strangers on Twitter, and begging April for snatch shots.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know, I was in total disbelief when the news dropped that Aaron got away with a misdemeanor and $50 fine. Now it all makes sense.

Also, if Aaron got 5-6 nude images in discovery, plus the one he took that fateful night, we may need to reevaluate the market price. KNU is really only about $8.

It's so Qover, $KNU is the biggest pump and dump scheme. It's been devalued to dirt. What can $8 buy? A Big Mac meal?
Literally a pump and dump, for Aaron.

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick is on his phone. Got more important things to focus on than some dumb skanks trial, and proving to his parole officer that he can gainfully employ himself.

Like replying to total strangers on Twitter, and begging April for snatch shots.

Surely he's only taking to Twitter for more promotion of the stream and to share more trial analysis from the "experts that matters [sic]" though, right?


[X] [A]

Oh. This is how much respect he has for his audience.

 

[Captain Manning]

She attended Nick's Vegas event where he blacked out and let people write on his chest, and even his LOCALS fans were calling her 'Granny Gums' because she had such bad teeth and needed dentures. She called in to a few of Nick's LOCALS shows and talked about here dental issues.

I think, in Misty, we found a universe where not even @Fapcop will boldly go.

Nick is on his phone. Got more important things to focus on than some dumb skanks trial, and proving to his parole officer that he can gainfully employ himself.

He's not in the shower, so he can't be yelling at Null.

He might be texting MANdy.

EDIT: Nevermind. He's fighting with people on Twitter. Lol.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Oh. This is how much respect he has for his audience.

Nick has nothing productive to say about the case he is streaming. He is busy waging war on the haters on Twitter and occasionally makes a joke about fucking the witness, or laughs about a joke made by a viewer about fucking the witness.

I would call it sad, but its beyond that. It is like the Epitaph of Nick Rekieta, live for us to watch.

Why even post this garbage? Like, what the fuck is it supposed to achieve? Prove that you are a raging twig who needs to make fun of other people to feel better about your failed existence? Just go kiss that shotgun Nick.

[Archive]

 

[DemsBNutz]

Some information on Misty Hosier from Dalton, Georgia | The Widowed Wine-O Fan of Nick Rekeita, his streaming demographic.

Facebook Profile:

https://archive.md/wip/OhH5B

https://www.facebook.com/SpicyMisty/

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Instagram Profile:

https://archive.md/wip/V3jvx

https://www.instagram.com/itsraining2/?hl=en

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Obituary of deceased husband:

https://archive.md/wip/l08sl

https://www.bernhardtfh.com/obituary/kevin-hosier

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She kinda looks like that sonichu guy ChrisChan?.... Wait..... WAIT..... Have we uncovered a type? that is attracted to this man?? Are we headed to a new arc of tranny nickie daughter of sonichu?? Princess of the pein??

 

[parsnip]

I wonder if he ever watches Aaron's show and seethes about how happy he looks. Nick looks like he has a gun to his head the whole time he's streaming. Every time I've watched a clip of Aaron he seems to be enjoying himself. Must eat Nick up inside.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Why even post this garbage? Like, what the fuck is it supposed to achieve? Prove that you are a raging twig who needs to make fun of other people to feel better about your failed existence? Just go kiss that shotgun Nick.

It's like the more he rages against Kurt, I like Kurt just a smidgen more.