DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BrunoMattei]

Gout also manifests by painful swelling in your joints, but his evidence for having gout was that his whole foot was swollen (which, by the looks of it, it hardly wasn't) - it's pretty obvious visually when somebody has gotten themselves gout because of just how badly the joints will swell up

Yeah, I did a google image search on gout. That was some Cronenberg body horror shit.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

If Phil was using Obamacare (which makes sense since he doesn't have a real job), his plan was most likely to avoid the tax penalty for as cheaply as possible and just not get sick.

 

[Girl Crush]

Yeah, but even if he has a basic MEC type plan that only covers preventive care, he could still go and get a physical. And most offices will charge you the self pay fee if you have a preventive only plan, which is generally cheaper than what they would bill the insurance for (which you would pay 100% of if you have a high deductible plan).

The truest answer is that Phil's insurance is probably some mid-range silver plan that would let him go to his pcp for a reasonable amount, and he says it would be too expensive because he doesn't know what he's talking about. Actually researching the issue would be wildly out of character.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't believe that a man that owns a BMW and a house in a gated community would go with a high-deductible plan. He should be able to afford something better. Then again this is Phil, he doesn't have much in the common-sense department.

Phil was only ever nigger-rich, meaning the kind of guy who lives in a shitbox but drives a Cadillac Escalade. He spent ALL his money on that show house while everything else in his life was a mockery.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Phil was only ever nigger-rich, meaning the kind of guy who lives in a shitbox but drives a Cadillac Escalade. He spent ALL his money on that show house while everything else in his life was a mockery.

I would agree but we don't know how much he has in the bank. The man constantly lies so we can't take his begging vlogs at face value.

 

[Xenomorph]

Phil bought a 100 buck kitchen trashcan, if that doesnt prove his fantastic financial decisions, I dont know what does.

 

[Vault Boy]

Phil bought a 100 buck kitchen trashcan, if that doesnt prove his fantastic financial decisions, I dont know what does.

Why does a $100 trashcan exist, exactly?

 

[BrunoMattei]

I love these Extreme SALT videos.

 

[Odie Esty]

Why does a $100 trashcan exist, exactly?

Seriously is it made iut of adamantium? You better be able to crawl inside and use it as a bomb shelter for that price. Well, not phil but a normal sized person

 

[Xenomorph]

Why does a $100 trashcan exist, exactly?

Start at 10 mins

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Start at 10 mins

He also owns the expensive keurig coffee maker. Compare the one at 5:10 in the video to this one from Sears
http://m.sears.com/keurig-k70-keuri...WF01CNt6TJ0h0oIMnEeJeRoC7Mzw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

Looks like the same model to me

 

[Xenomorph]

He also owns the expensive keurig coffee maker. Compare the one at 5:10 in the video to this one from Sears
http://m.sears.com/keurig-k70-keuri...WF01CNt6TJ0h0oIMnEeJeRoC7Mzw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

Looks like the same model to me

yeap, thats it. 500 buck coffee maker when you can get a 30 buck one that makes 12 cups in one shot

 

[FapCupFanta]

yeap, thats it. 500 buck coffee maker when you can get a 30 buck one that makes 12 cups in one shot

To be fair, it wouldn't surprise me if Phil becomes the second lolcow to almost burn his whole home down with a coffee maker. Maybe he needs something like a Keurig because he truly is incapable of making coffee on his own.

 

[Taily Puff]

Why does a $100 trashcan exist, exactly?

I completely agree with this. I mean, if I ever won $500 mill in the lottery or something, I'd probably buy a $100 trashcan just to be an asshole and send a picture of it to everyone I don't like instead of doing anything nice for them. But I'd be an asshole for doing it, and just wouldn't care because I was so rich.

DSP doesn't have $500 million and he's just still an asshole.

 

[Xenomorph]

I completely agree with this. I mean, if I ever won $500 mill in the lottery or something, I'd probably buy a $100 trashcan just to be an asshole and send a picture of it to everyone I don't like instead of doing anything nice for them. But I'd be an asshole for doing it, and just wouldn't care because I was so rich.

DSP doesn't have $500 million and he's just still an asshole.

He is too lazy to lower a trashcan lid so he buys one that does and has to buy special bags for it. He is a moron. And yet the state of his office his workspace is deplorable.
Did you know he still hasnt gone up in the attic?

 

[shekelshoah666]

What's funny to me is DSP could still turn it around and save himself if he just stopped begging on stream, play with a positive attitude, actually acknowledge donations instead of missing 9/10 of them, and do long video cuts to youtube instead of spamming short clips. Why would he take Machinima's advice to put up 10 minute clips if they fired him right after giving it to him lol.

Of course none of this will happen and he will continue to beg every prestream and his daughter will leave him.

 

[Dragoonism]

He is too lazy to lower a trashcan lid and has to buy special bags for it. He is a moron.

Wonder what those bags cost and given all the fast food, soft drinks and all other trash he has laying around, he should be filling them up rather quickly.

Edit:
On Simplehuman website that trash can cost $200 and the bags cost $15 for 60 linners or $25 for 100. On Bed, bath and beyond the trash can cost about $170.

 

[popoto-chan]

If I'm paying $170-200 for a trashcan it better walk itself to the curb tbh

Also Keurigs are shit, they're so fucking hard to keep clean and unless you're using refillable pods they're a total money sink.

Spoiler

:powerlevel: the keurig in the breakroom at work is horrifyingly filthy from constant use, I used to clean it every fucking day and it'd still be disgusting but now I just make coffee at home in a proper pot instead :powerlevel:

 

[Xenomorph]

Wonder what those bags cost and given all the fast food, soft drinks and all other trash he has laying around, he should be filling them up rather quickly.

Edit:
On Simplehuman website that trash can cost $200 and the bags cost $15 for 60 linners or $25 for 100. On Bed, bath and beyond the trash can cost about $170.

Wow he is even more of an idiot. Who the hell buys a trashcan for 170 bucks when he has two bins in the garage right there?!

 

[Taily Puff]

If this is a weird conspiracy and they're in this together? I commend them on how casually they're able to nail the role of a bitter married couple with no kids that's waiting to die.

Out of the fucking park.