Mass Effect Andromeda: Shitstorm Edition - RIP Biowear

So now the same people who were cheering that Tracer from Overwatch is gay, are pissed that a "queercoded" woman is straight.
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So here's what you get if you pay extra:
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Not worth it in my opinion, but hey, you totally get a pet Pyjak. Who wouldn't want one of those?
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I've always been a huge Mass Effect fan, but I'm just gonna have to wait until I can get this for $10 at a used game shop or something, if at all.

At this point, I'm just hoping for a remastered original trilogy in some sort of ultimate bundle with all DLC included. Not like the half-assed "Mass Effect Trilogy" pack for PS3 and 360 where like half the DLC wasn't included (and there was even less on the 360 version despite both versions being sold as identical).
 

It looks like she has a crotch fire going on and she needs a douche stat!

Jaal is pig disgusting, ranking beneath only Peebee and any Fem Ryder on the ugly scale. And also he's not Garrus.

I just don't get what all of the girls on tumblr are gushing over. He looks like a bootleg twi'lek. His pushed in face kinda bugs me. I think he'd look a little better with slightly more prominent features.
 
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How was Cassandra queer-coded? She was conspicuously feminine and genuinely enjoyed reading trashy romance novels.
She has short hair and is one of the warriors of the party, ergo that makes her "queer-coded" in their eyes.

Because, you know, hairstyles and your profession is a sure-fire way to determine your sexuality.
 
So I just played 5 hours of Mass Effect: Andromeda.
It feels like The Room/Samurai Cop/Pass Thru/Birdemic of Bioware games. All of it is just hilariously bad. The animation work, the writing, the antagonists. It's so fucking great.
If you want to play an easy game, have some drinks, and laugh like a retard...oh boy is this the fucking game for you.
 
So I just played 5 hours of Mass Effect: Andromeda.
It feels like The Room/Samurai Cop/Pass Thru/Birdemic of Bioware games. All of it is just hilariously bad. The animation work, the writing, the antagonists. It's so fucking great.
If you want to play an easy game, have some drinks, and laugh like an exceptional individual...oh boy is this the fucking game for you.
I'm not paying $60 for an interactive The Room

maybe when they slash the prices to $5 for everything
 
So I just played 5 hours of Mass Effect: Andromeda.
It feels like The Room/Samurai Cop/Pass Thru/Birdemic of Bioware games. All of it is just hilariously bad. The animation work, the writing, the antagonists. It's so fucking great.
If you want to play an easy game, have some drinks, and laugh like an exceptional individual...oh boy is this the fucking game for you.

I have Revolution 60 for that. Which impossibly has better fucking writing.

Terrible jokes aside, I'm pleased to note that pretty much every site, including openly SJW ones, are tearing this fucking game to shreds. While it may be a bit too soon to tell for sure, obviously, between how bad this is demoing, the release being fail even by bad EA launch date standards, and the constant fuck-ups of writing and editing emerging, this may very well be one of the biggest train-wrecks we've ever had.

Have your salt siphons ready. That this will be a holocaust of disappointment is a bygone conclusion; the only question is to what degree.
 
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