Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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I'm so ticked off that I'm going to actually have to start getting Kayden's name right again.

Unfortunately I missed the opportunity the other day to say Cadbury and Egg; that is just the strangest nickname.

That and "Honor roll".

I mean I know a lot of you guys like those names but I always felt they just kind of sound weird:

Egg and "Honor roll"

Anyways, while I don't think Caden and Flutter will always be in the picture, I don't think they're going anywhere for a long time,
 
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He's now banned from every convention, any game store gets bombarded with calls, He needs to talk to caden before doing anything., you think he's helping barb by paying her bills?

Yeah he was broke but had freedom. He did whatever he wanted and all he had to do is make a painting when it was ordered. He had so much freedom that he fucked his mom and now needs to answer to caden before he does anything.

His life now controlled by a failed wanna be, breaking tard, Caden Peck, who was doxed by the county in his failed attempt to growing mold.
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He wants to be controlled and looked after this the jackpot for him, he only went to bring stuff as people has to interact with him, now he has people that do.
 
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I am extremely skeptical of the claims of that freak legitimately making the honor roll in high school and the dean's list in college.
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Nah, Bob himself said he didn't in a recorded call to a troll who befriended him, it was discussed somewhere here not that long ago. I already had listened to that call back in the day many years ago.

Chris may have been lying all these years, but I wouldn't put past Barb telling Chris he was on the honor roll to humor him, and Chris being the gullible moron he is, genuinely believing it despite all evidence to the contrary.

Also, if you think about it, it's been ages since Chris made any mention of that at all. I'm pretty sure he stopped babbling about it since one time somebody on Facebook who actually went to high school with him just commented something along the lines of "Uh? No, you weren't on the honor roll, what are you talking about?". Maybe he asked Barb after that and was told the truth, same as when Barb apparently confirmed that his HS "Gal Pals" were in fact hired help.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Also, if you think about it, it's been ages since Chris made any mention of that at all. I'm pretty sure he stopped babbling about it since one time somebody on Facebook who actually went to high school with him just commented something along the lines of "Uh? No, you weren't on the honor roll, what are you talking about?".
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There is that graduation photo where he's wearing that stole, but Borb easily could have just bought it to humor him. Also that FB comment is news to me. Is it on the CWCki?

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One who isn't stupid could have seen that with absence of signatures in yearbooks, and never seeing "Gal Pals" outside certain times at school.* "Honor Roll" really is slow.

* (aside from that "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER" in 2000 that is)
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Nah, Bob himself said he didn't in a recorded call to a troll who befriended him, it was discussed somewhere here not that long ago. I already had listened to that call back in the day many years ago.

Chris may have been lying all these years, but I wouldn't put past Barb telling Chris he was on the honor roll to humor him, and Chris being the gullible moron he is, genuinely believing it despite all evidence to the contrary.

Also, if you think about it, it's been ages since Chris made any mention of that at all. I'm pretty sure he stopped babbling about it since one time somebody on Facebook who actually went to high school with him just commented something along the lines of "Uh? No, you weren't on the honor roll, what are you talking about?". Maybe he asked Barb after that and was told the truth, same as when Barb apparently confirmed that his HS "Gal Pals" were in fact hired help.
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I've noticed a pretty precise pattern when Chris lies about something he's accomplished or does. He never just sticks with one lie, but will gradually embellish it. First it was he was on honor roll, then he was on honor roll all throughout high school, then it was he was honor roll all through middle AND high school.

I think his incest bragging was most likely a complete lie, not that he lied about doing it, but that he was actually pleasuring Barb very well, and well enough to brag that she told him he was better than any other man he was with, including his father.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Being "given the birth" by mother-raping "Chris Chan" is some fate no one should suffer. And no child should be adopted by him either.
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I wouldn't really advocate for abortion in most cases (cases like rape are exceptions) but if Chris ever actually got a woman pregnant there would need to be an abortion immediately. Chris is already extremely retarded so his offspring could potentially be worse.
 
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Maxwell Carter said:
Chris is already extremely retarded so his offspring could potentially be worse.
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"Honor Roll" not only has severe autism "high functioning autism", he's also in his 40s with crappy health. Which could mean even more severe autism for any kids he fathers.

(Having children when older increases the risk of autism, or so I've read.)
 
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"high functioning autism"
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Yeah hell no. He can barely function as a person in modern society. I know he was diagnosed as a child or whatever but if he was diagnosed now he would definitely be on the lower end of the "spectrum." I was diagnosed with Aspergers (the one thing Chris hates) and I'm just fine.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I think his incest bragging was most likely a complete lie, not that he lied about doing it, but that he was actually pleasuring Barb very well, and well enough to brag that she told him he was better than any other man he was with, including his father.
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This is pretty horrible even thinking about it. But I will stick to the possible lying part.

I mean lets compare to other incidents that were true.

He was never super hung up with mia hamm, he doesn't talk about winning saga contest as a kid that deeply over the years, pretty much anything that really went his way.

So it makes sense he might be lying but here's 2 things that know he's not.

To get China on the regular is a big deal, his whole quest in life was to get China all the time, he just finally broke down and did it and brag about it it's part of his whole life.

And the police had tohave some evidence the crime happened. Yes they put you in jail but they give you a court hearing and your next trial with a restraining order and your kicked out till the trial to figure if he did was true or not. The only way they keep you there is if they have evidence and you can't make bail.

Like caden peck, he was in jail, they had evidence that he was trying to grow shrooms so he stayed in jail. If I'm not mistaken, he didn't want to make bail cause he might of been too dumb to know about bail bond or know how bond works.
 
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Maxwell Carter said:
I wouldn't really advocate for abortion in most cases (cases like rape are exceptions) but if Chris ever actually got a woman pregnant there would need to be an abortion immediately. Chris is already extremely retarded so his offspring could potentially be worse.
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Plus Chris would probably try to push his batshit insane beliefs onto the Krystal/Reginald demon baby. And maybe even troon it out.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
"Honor Roll" claiming to have "made the honor roll" is as believable as him being descended from Anne Boleyn or being "Light Powered"?
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Actually the Anne Boleyn thing is more likely even if Anne's only offspring was Elizabeth I who had no children. After all, it's possible QE1 actually had a secret bastard.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Here, the CWCki puts that guy's veracity into question, but that may be the last time Chris mentioned Honor Roll as far as I know.

EDIT: Link was fucked, I think
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It looks like Chris got a D+ in English, so it looks like Jon is telling the truth. Not sure why the Cwcki says that Jon is lying about being in his class when the final grade agrees with what he said
 
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