Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[babychan]

About Tinybuild

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5zxf74/yanderedev_where_is_tinybuild/

 

[polkadot]

If he does, the fallout from both sides (Eva and his fans, in this case) would be amazing.

That is, if he and his dev team can figure out a way to implement it, considering the sorry state the game's still in. Also, that art looks hideous. Ayano's face in particular looks terrible.

The main question is where the hell did he find these people that would want to draw concept art for that, much less to implement those ideas. (Is TinyBuild that desperate for the youtube moni?)
Any sane person would have bailed upon hearing those.
But I guess he still have this team of perverts or whatever the fuck he called it when talking to one of his volunteers.

But yeah, if this is the idea he was talking about in the video, then the reaction will be priceless. I'm excited.

Spoiler

Thank you!!

 

[FataBataRang]

Happy 500, guys!

 

[Trombonista]

Oh god that elbow is modeled so shitty, since He probably ghosts the thread here's the proper way View attachment 193850

The left one is clearly Jyushimatsu:

Anyway, here's to 500 more pages!

 

[Puukalikka]

500 pages of autism. I didn't think this would last this long, but I'm kinda glad it did. Let's have a great next 500 pages, shall we?

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Happy 500 pages Kiwis.

To my knowledge, Andrew Dobson is the only cow to have a second thread (the first thread closing upon hitting 1000 pages if I recall correctly?).

Here's to another 500 pages and a second thread before the end of 2017.

 

[Trombonista]

To my knowledge, Andrew Dobson is the only cow to have a second thread (the first thread closing upon hitting 1000 pages if I recall correctly?).

Pfft, Brianna Wu and Marjan Siklic are on their third threads.

 

[Keystone]

500 pages of slurping and big busty boobies. I'm sure the next 500 will be entertaining.

Also I'd love to be there when Alex tries to describe his vision of the game to Tinybuild, seeing as it changes every other week. I mean the core tenets of his fetishism, borderline pedophilia, and anime addicted brain are always there, but everything else changes on a whim.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

Just checked in on his stream, his playing the new zelda. What's everyone's guess as to how badly he'll play the game?

EDIT: Wait, had a brain fart there he's actually offline. False alarm.

 

[Dysnomia]

Him showing that concept art and talking about a feature he wanted to implement into the game since 2014 really made me think.

Is he really doing this?

Spoiler

Also, hi everyone! Happy 500 pages!

I'm hoping Tiny Build will draw the line here if Eva is really serious. This has got to be one of the worst ideas he has ever come up with. The Aishi bloodline nonsense is stupid. But at least it doesn't involve selling children into sex slavery and harvesting their organs for rich old tourists. Actual, horrible problems facing the world right now that Eva shouldn't be taking lightly.

Eva also seems to be unaware that boys are also sold into sex slavery. Eva has no idea how the world outside of mom's basement works.

What he really needs is a writer. I think the game would benefit from some experienced scenario and dialog writers trying to sort out his nonsense and make something out of it. They don't have to scrap all of his ideas. But they really do need tweaking.

I was thinking of Mida and how gross her plotline is. There are so many ways to fix it without looking like a fetish game. I think I saw it mentioned many pages back that you could have Ayano get the wrong idea because Mida was giving too much innocent attention to Senpai. I actually like this idea. why not have Mida be a decent and modest woman who just happens to have a sexy body? You can use that anime trope of "big boobs but not a slut" without making her into a pedo in the process. It would also be realistic since women with certain proportions sometimes get treated badly and accused of "flaunting" just because of how they look.

I've played a few games where Sensei has a route. And even when I like the character it's very awkward and weird to be dating the teacher. I know they put it in there for players with "hot for teacher" fetishes. But here Mida is just a disgustingly over the top slut preying on highschool boys who somehow hasn't lost her substitute teacher credentials yet. It's not exactly a formula for mainstream success or something that the twelvies moms are going to let them buy.

 

[Cornfields]

Happy 500 pages everyone!
Also, tranny Eva when?

 

[MagneticTowels]

Also, tranny Eva when?

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a7/68/ce/a768ceb0176345be66a8701f42623e1f.png

 

[StrawberryHeart]

I was thinking of Mida and how gross her plotline is. There are so many ways to fix it without looking like a fetish game. I think I saw it mentioned many pages back that you could have Ayano get the wrong idea because Mida was giving too much innocent attention to Senpai. I actually like this idea. why not have Mida be a decent and modest woman who just happens to have a sexy body? You can use that anime trope of "big boobs but not a slut" without making her into a pedo in the process. It would also be realistic since women with certain proportions sometimes get treated badly and accused of "flaunting" just because of how they look.

Ayano being paranoid and jealous over Senpai could totally cause delusions that ANY girl talking to him wants him, even the busty substitute teacher that just happens to have a nice body and talks to Senpai. Same could go for others who see, out of place as rivals such as his sister, Megami, the nurse, the delinquent, basically any rival. Make it so that only Osana, Amai, Kizana, and maybe one or two other rivals actually like him while the rest is delusional Ayano misreading situations.

Also happy 500 pages!

EDIT: nice, 10,000th post

 

[UniqueHair]

Likewise, gonna power level. Been holding this one back for a bit, but it's another reason Eva lost me when he said the game was 'serious'

Spoiler: Mida is a nonsense

First of all, Japan doesn't even have substitute teachers like American schools do. If somebody's out for a long while, especially something like a week, another staff member will take their place or it'll be a free study period. As someone who gets sick often in this country, my boss will usually teach my classes for me.

Yeah, like...everytime Eva's been like 'this is true because I spoke with a teacher once,' I knew he was full of shit. Didn't matter so much when it wasn't such a DARK EDGY game, but now a lot of the culture things he gets wrong IRKS me. (Do you know how fast parents would pull their kids out of a school if there was a murder/disappearance? Nobody cares about education that much, even the 'tiger moms.')

You can't even show your SHOULDERS here during their 'Cool Biz' period when they allow male teachers to wear short sleeve shirts and no tie. No dress code change for woman; so there's no way in hell Mida would get hired as a regular teacher either dressed like such a ho.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Likewise, gonna power level. Been holding this one back for a bit, but it's another reason Eva lost me when he said the game was 'serious'

Spoiler: Mida is a nonsense

First of all, Japan doesn't even have substitute teachers like American schools do. If somebody's out for a long while, especially something like a week, another staff member will take their place or it'll be a free study period. As someone who gets sick often in this country, my boss will usually teach my classes for me.

Yeah, like...everytime Eva's been like 'this is true because I spoke with a teacher once,' I knew he was full of shit. Didn't matter so much when it wasn't such a DARK EDGY game, but now a lot of the culture things he gets wrong IRKS me. (Do you know how fast parents would pull their kids out of a school if there was a murder/disappearance? Nobody cares about education that much, even the 'tiger moms.')

You can't even show your SHOULDERS here during their 'Cool Biz' period when they allow male teachers to wear short sleeve shirts and no tie. No dress code change for woman; so there's no way in hell Mida would get hired as a regular teacher either dressed like such a ho.

If he just said "it's just an anime parody game lol, don't take it seriously" I doubt many people would be bothered. Instead, we have these very autistic justifications about every single thing in the game

 

[UniqueHair]

If he just said "it's just an anime parody game lol, don't take it seriously" I doubt many people would be bothered. Instead, we have these very autistic justifications about every single thing in the game

Speaking of another pet peeve involving that 'anime tropes' thing, his justification for the short skirt + thigh highs is just as bad. True, there are some girls that wear it like that, but NEVER at school. One of their biggest fears to to be caught out and about town by a teacher, parent, relative or family friend like that. You'll be in trouble when you get back to campus guaranteed, not even to speak of what'll happen when you go back home for punishment.

Man, Eva really fuckin believes anime is real and it's pathetic.

 

[emerald sploosh]

I was thinking of Mida and how gross her plotline is. There are so many ways to fix it without looking like a fetish game. I think I saw it mentioned many pages back that you could have Ayano get the wrong idea because Mida was giving too much innocent attention to Senpai. I actually like this idea. why not have Mida be a decent and modest woman who just happens to have a sexy body? You can use that anime trope of "big boobs but not a slut" without making her into a pedo in the process. It would also be realistic since women with certain proportions sometimes get treated badly and accused of "flaunting" just because of how they look.

As cool as this idea is, it's unfortunately one of the least likely things to happen to YanSim because Eva wouldn't want to let go of his "favorite archetype".

Ayano being paranoid and jealous over Senpai could totally cause delusions that ANY girl talking to him wants him, even the busty substitute teacher that just happens to have a nice body and talks to Senpai. Same could go for others who see, out of place as rivals such as his sister, Megami, the nurse, the delinquent, basically any rival. Make it so that only Osana, Amai, Kizana, and maybe one or two other rivals actually like him while the rest is delusional Ayano misreading situations.

If I understood correctly, this is what Seasons of Love (NewYandereDev's project) is actually going to be about, which is all the more reason for me to like it already.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

About Tinybuild

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5zxf74/yanderedev_where_is_tinybuild/

This is interesting. He's signed up as a partner of TinyBuild, and hasn't had a serious conversation about the game in two weeks. Who wants to bet he's been blabbing on about his maid cafe and Lunar Scythe minigame shit?
Also, "understands MY vision for the game". As if Alex's vision and TinyBuild's vision are within a million miles of each other. Herewego.jpg

 

[Blanche Bleach]

I was thinking of Mida and how gross her plotline is. There are so many ways to fix it without looking like a fetish game. I think I saw it mentioned many pages back that you could have Ayano get the wrong idea because Mida was giving too much innocent attention to Senpai. I actually like this idea. why not have Mida be a decent and modest woman who just happens to have a sexy body? You can use that anime trope of "big boobs but not a slut" without making her into a pedo in the process. It would also be realistic since women with certain proportions sometimes get treated badly and accused of "flaunting" just because of how they look.

yeah, i like that idea! i was also thinking mida could just be a nice sweet teacher who becomes semi-friends with senpai, and yandere-chan mistakes this as a romantic connection. i saw this in a south park episode one time

i wonder, if it was a male teacher preying on female students, would the fanbase shit their pants?

 

[Keystone]

i wonder, if it was a male teacher preying on female students, would the fanbase shit their pants?

Alex would add that character if he thought he could get away with it. And, like Senpai, that teacher would be yet another self insert of Alex, no doubt.