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I have, sadly, seen real adult women refer to themselves as "girlies".

I envy the rest of you who have never experienced it.
The kind of adult human females who call themselves "girlies" are nearly as insufferable as troons, though. That nails-on-chalkboard feeling you get is just Nature protecting you by telling you not to hang out with either kind.
 

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Think I'm doomed to have sexual relationships with only transsexual men because phallo cannot replicate everything of a natal penis. sure, it visually can look like one with medical tattooing but there's functions that differs from the natal one, and that even if you find a cis man with phallo due to him losing his original penis, he still heavily mogs you because he went through male puberty, not female puberty and my dysphoria also (trans)fers when I see people whose characteristics I envy or want but will never have. I can't be with a cis man despite me being attracted to them because he has male characteristics from male puberty and a natal penis, all whom I can never achieve in having, resulting in dysphoria. Being a gay transsex man where the gender you're attracted to is basically being mogged 24/7 in every capacity due to them experiencing the correct puberty. At least with a tall transsex man, it's genetics while a tall cis man is due to male puberty. But given how there's more transgender men (lack of desire to get srs) than transsexual men and how transsexual men are 90% stealth for obvious understandable reasons, that's gonna be hard combined with how often transsexual men don't go for the extra mile in having extensive medical tattooing and 3D veins on their dick to make it realistic and I like dick a lot, I rather have a transsex man have the worst surgeon ever without any form of medical tattooing than a trans man without phallo, I just want dick or something that resembles dick that isn't a weak strap-on which isn't even connected to the body so it looks jarring. I like dick, I want dick but as much I like natal dick, the overwhelming dysphoria is not worth it, I will just sob right away from being someone who has all the qualities I want but can never have but non-stealth transsexual men who went all the way in making their dick realistic as possible is rare. "But what about t-dick?" Well, I want balls too, I don't to be flashbanged with a hole too, I want the whole package, dick and balls, especially hairy. I want girth. If you don't want phallo then the least you could do is get balls then I'll have something to work with at least. I'm sexually attracted to male characteristics, not female ones. And why sexual relationships specifically? I'm aromantic but not asexual which is a whole can of worms combined being transsexual but I won't discuss that. I just wish there was more manly handsome transsexual men or best of all, if I had been a cis male had the sperm that contained the Y chromosome won.

I have a nature versus nurture question: do pooners have a genetic disorder that causes both poonerism and inability to paragraph? Or do primary school teachers sniff out future pooners and exclude them from every English class that explains what paragraphs are and why they are used?

Also, I was only going to use this to mock paragraph-free pooner writing without reference to content, but there is so much ludicrous shit that I will also do an ideas takedown too, because I care.

doomed

Think I'm doomed to have sexual relationships with only transsexual men because phallo cannot replicate everything of a natal penis. sure, it visually can look like one
No.

with medical tattooing but there's functions that differs from the natal one,
Its only function is to separate you from money.

and that even if you find a cis man with phallo due to him losing his original penis, he still heavily mogs you because he went through male puberty, not female puberty
He went through male puberty because he's a man, and you didn't because you are not one.

and my dysphoria also (trans)fers when I see people whose characteristics I envy or want but will never have. I can't be with a cis man despite me being attracted to them because he has male characteristics from male puberty and a natal penis,
'Natal' is redundant here.

all whom I can never achieve in having, resulting in dysphoria. Being a gay transsex man where the gender you're attracted to is basically being mogged 24/7 in every capacity due to them experiencing the correct puberty.
You experienced the correct puberty too.

At least with a tall transsex man, it's genetics while a tall cis man is due to male puberty.
....what?

But given how there's more transgender men (lack of desire to get srs) than transsexual men and how transsexual men are 90% stealth for obvious understandable reasons, that's gonna be hard combined with how often transsexual men don't go for the extra mile in having extensive medical tattooing and 3D veins on their dick to make it realistic and I like dick a lot, I rather have a transsex man have the worst surgeon ever without any form of medical tattooing than a trans man without phallo, I just want dick or something that resembles dick that isn't a weak strap-on which isn't even connected to the body so it looks jarring. I like dick, I want dick but as much I like natal dick, the overwhelming dysphoria is not worth it, I will just sob right away from being someone who has all the qualities I want but can never have but non-stealth transsexual men who went all the way in making their dick realistic as possible is rare.
Not only will you never be a man, you will obviously never be a gay man.

"I love dick but when I see a man with a dick that is bigger and harder and better than mine, I refuse to have sex with that man because it makes me sad about my own dick" said no gay man ever.

"But what about t-dick?" Well, I want balls too, I don't to be flashbanged with a hole too, I want the whole package, dick and balls, especially hairy. I want girth. If you don't want phallo then the least you could do is get balls then I'll have something to work with at least. I'm sexually attracted to male characteristics, not female ones.
You know, I hear that's quite common in heterosexual women.

And why sexual relationships specifically? I'm aromantic but not asexual which is a whole can of worms combined being transsexual but I won't discuss that. I just wish there was more manly handsome transsexual men or best of all, if I had been a cis male had the sperm that contained the Y chromosome won.
Then you wouldn't exist, literally. That zygote would not be you.
 
God, the way they address each other as "girlies" makes my skin crawl. I've never met a single grown woman who says that shit. Only an obnoxious, flaming faggot or a tranny (but I repeat myself) says shit like that
No, I've seen this happen with biological women, they say that shit but its not nearly as common as when trannies do it.
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to the rapefugees of 4chan on here, can you do us a favor and send airstrikes to troon commie encampments please and thank you.
Asking 4Channers to "Pwese stop being so mean to us we're just wholesome giwrls." Is laughable. Its like asking for your thread on the farms to be deleted. Insanity.
 
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Don't call me Shirley.

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This opaque gibberish is currently the only response to the above. These people are unable to string a coherent sentence together or spell basic words, yet we're expected to trust them to make irreversible medical decisions and spend time around our children.
 
Men can’t be women = blacks should be enslaved!
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No one has pattern recognition and it's ruining my life

How do the people screaming "Men are men and women are women, it's common sense!!" not realize that they're doing the exact same thing as people who used to scream about phrenology proving that Black people deserve to be enslaved?? "Common sense" to these people literally just means "it activates my amygdala." That's all they're saying.

"We can't let trans women in single-sex spaces because it's unsafe! You're oppressing women!" is identical to "We can't desegregate bathrooms because it's unsafe! You're oppressing White women!"

Governments have always funded "science" that gets used to justify oppression. Then 50 or 100 years later we look back on it and say "Wow, that sure was fucked up. How did people ever fall for that?" Then we pick a different minority out of a hat and proceed to do the exact same thing to them. But *this* time it's real science! We're just asking questions!! The fact that none of our methodology stands up to any form of scrutiny is irrelevant because it's CoMmOn SeNsE!!!

"Well, maybe if the democrats hated trans people more we would have won the election. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices to win!"

"Well, maybe if the Union just let the southern states keep their slaves we wouldn't have fractured our country. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices to win!"

"Well, maybe if trans people stopped asking to be treated as their desired sex we'd respect them more. They're in this situation because they demanded too much."

"Well, maybe if Black people stopped asking to be allowed to rent houses in White neighborhoods or attend desegregated schools we'd respect them more. They're in this situation because they demanded too much."




This post is brought to you by me crashing to fuck out about several unrelated life circumstances and preparing to go on a business trip to a red state in a couple of weeks.
 
Men can’t be women = blacks should be enslaved!
Its always the most extreme argument with these people. The difference between the racial segregation and lesbian locker room debacles is that realistically there was no actual threat to women in those situations. Trans Women are biologically male so will exert behavior typical of men, the threat level is heightened if its a straight or bisexual man as unlike Lesbians, tend to be more forward and possibly overpowering to the women they encounter in there. Men being physically stronger than Women has existed since the human race came into existence. When a man does dress as female and rapes within women's spaces, the trans community leap up to defend these monsters. We should just create a separate bathroom for trannies to go into if they bitch and moan about being glared at by people being uncomfortable with their presence.
 
How do the people screaming "Men are men and women are women, it's common sense!!" not realize that they're doing the exact same thing as people who used to scream about phrenology proving that Black people deserve to be enslaved??
This shit annoys me especially because I know with 100% scientific accuracy that these fucks would be the very same people who would, back then, be going, "oh but uwu the poor slaves are genetically designed to be happier as slaves! Freeing them would be so cruel!"

You know, the same exact rhetoric that says, "uwu but black people can't help but riot!"
 
No one has pattern recognition and it's ruining my life
I think you'll find that people do recognise patterns (like what a man is and what a woman is), and that's what has you enraged.

How do the people screaming "Men are men and women are women, it's common sense!!" not realize that they're doing the exact same thing as people who used to scream about phrenology proving that Black people deserve to be enslaved??
They don't 'recognise' that because they're not doing that.

"Common sense" to these people literally just means "it activates my amygdala." That's all they're saying.

"We can't let trans women in single-sex spaces because it's unsafe! You're oppressing women!" is identical to "We can't desegregate bathrooms because it's unsafe! You're oppressing White women!"
Black women are women. Trans women are men. This is really simple, luv.

"Well, maybe if trans people stopped asking to be treated as their desired sex we'd respect them more. They're in this situation because they demanded too much."
Correct.

"Well, maybe if Black people stopped asking to be allowed to rent houses in White neighborhoods or attend desegregated schools we'd respect them more. They're in this situation because they demanded too much."
Black students are students. Trans women are men.

Are we seeing a pattern here yet?

This post is brought to you by me crashing to fuck out about several unrelated life circumstances and preparing to go on a business trip to a red state in a couple of weeks.
Good luck girlie.
 
Found the cheat code. :christine:
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I just recently got bangs and think they’re cute and it is definitely an improvement with how my hair looks (I still need better hair care products😭). I don’t think I “pass” but last night when an older man opened a door for my mom and me he said “you girls go ahead” or something along those lines. I don’t think most people who looked at me directly to my face would see me as a girl right now. But I definitely think bangs can help with looking more feminine and I think they work perfectly with how I look right now. So thanks to every girl who ever suggested bangs I love them🩷

Also I think they look really cute in a ponytail :3
 
Pooner talks about her very manly skincare routine.

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Ok, so I NEVER want to hear that women have a complicated skin care routine. When I was presenting female this is my routine: shower with cleanser. Maybe an exfoliating scrub once a week.

My current skin care routine: •7:00 am, shower •7:20 am, facial scrub and exfoliating wash •7:30 am, minoxidil to face and on hair line where uncle is losing his hair •6:45 pm, post gym shower (if applicable) with facial cleanser and pre-acne wash •7:20 pm, shave or derma-roller depending on the day •7:30 pm, minoxidil evening application

And I WANT to do this. Like it feels good to do it. I never cared much before so long as I didn’t break out. I added because I heard T makes you more acne-prone and increases skin oils.

This is likely going to change. I shave to keep away peach fuzz, but once that goes away I plan to grow out my facial hair.

But the idea that women have complicated skin care routines is just silly.
 
Pooner talks about her very manly skincare routine.

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Ok, so I NEVER want to hear that women have a complicated skin care routine. When I was presenting female this is my routine: shower with cleanser. Maybe an exfoliating scrub once a week.

My current skin care routine: •7:00 am, shower •7:20 am, facial scrub and exfoliating wash •7:30 am, minoxidil to face and on hair line where uncle is losing his hair •6:45 pm, post gym shower (if applicable) with facial cleanser and pre-acne wash •7:20 pm, shave or derma-roller depending on the day •7:30 pm, minoxidil evening application

And I WANT to do this. Like it feels good to do it. I never cared much before so long as I didn’t break out. I added because I heard T makes you more acne-prone and increases skin oils.

This is likely going to change. I shave to keep away peach fuzz, but once that goes away I plan to grow out my facial hair.

But the idea that women have complicated skin care routines is just silly.
Jesus tittyfucking Christ. How do people not understand basic reasoning? Pooners you have topped my daily hate ranking of genderspecials.

You have a complicated skincare routine and you are female. Whether you 'want' to hear it or not, your anecdote strengthens the stereotype. It does not play against it.

"The idea that women have complicated skin care routines is "just silly"".
Even if I thought you were a man (I don't), your individual skin care routine does not represent the typical or average male experience.

How much time do you think women on average spend on skin care, and how much do men, worldwide?

How much do women spend on skincare products on average, and how much do men, worldwide?

Your take is so retarded I feel like there needs to be a more unacceptable word than retarded to describe it.

Lol the idea that men are taller than women is so silly, I know a man who is shorter than his wife!

This woman votes and it counts the same as yours.
 
You have a complicated skincare routine and you are female. Whether you 'want' to hear it or not, your anecdote strengthens the stereotype. It does not play against it.
Wouldn't shavings count as male skin care? I know some guys that are particular about their shaving products (handmade soap, well made brushes ect) their skin does look good so, I guess it's working. Again just shows how ignorant troons and pooners are about the other sex.
 
That one dude is just 100% playing that pooner like a fiddle and telling her what she wants to hear. Aside from everything else clocking pooners in writing and speech patterns is easier even than clocking trannies. Some women can talk in a more straight forward and blunt manner and unless they mention they're women never get singled out online or when messaging people. But pooners are all so...naive and twee in their communicating even when they're being creepy. It's impossible not to tell. And the wanting to be someone's "gay awakening" is a common pooner fantasy. Just like being a kept ladyboy is a common tranny fantasy. It seems he knows that and is playing into it and she's a retard. Here's to hoping it ends in righteous indignation because how very dare he be some sort of chaser and not chopped up in a dumpster.
 
Also doesn’t help that many leftists attitudes are racism or sexism under a progressive disguise.
This reminds me. I recently had a moment with an acquaintance that cut me off and tried to out me to people as a raging misogynistic. Because I didn't agree with him that trans women are women. I gave the usual talking points of seeing it as inherently sexist and that got turned into "I'm a misogynist that wants to speak for women and not give them a platform to speak for themselves."

The irony is the guy is a massive coomer that frequently commissions art of incredibly misogynistic, sexist art. Legitimately sexualized shit with text like "Women are property/Don't deserve rights" etc. And I'm the misogynist for not agreeing with him and his tranny partner.

Not really a tranny posting their own L but this reminded me, thought it'd be funny to share.
 
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