Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RodgerDodger]

Does Balldo have a body count now?

He has a higher Body Count than Null

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This whole thing is probably particularly hard for his narcissistic mind to process because he's historically been able to sway opinion to his side, or even call upon a personal army, and that's not happening anymore.

Correct. He did that all the time when he was still a "big deal", and even to a lesser extent with Eric July back before he totally beclowned himself.

Now, basically nobody is on his side with this latest drama. I don't think he's realized yet that the Melton crowd are not actually his friends and are only using him as a tool to get at Aaron.

They certainly don't care about his stupid drama with other e-lawyers which boils down to "I MADE YOU BISH!" and they're probably pretty pissed that the e-lawyers are going after Melton's "Powerchat, but somehow more sketchy" website.

He didn't seem to have an issue with that when Kurt was washing his balldo, funny how that works.

Yes. The stream is from close to 2 years ago. It resurfaced close to 1 year ago. But Nick stockpiled it until Kurt did something that really pissed him off. He now claims he only started catching up on Kurt's drama now. I don't buy it, but also I don't really get why he cares so much. Does he really expect that people superchatting as Kurt would be a long-term driver of super chats?

- When his viewership spiked (during the court's lunch break), he briefly tried to be professional and welcomed new viewers, but within minutes, he showed Kurt's other infamous dating video:

"Welcomed new viewers"???

Is there a clip or timestamp of this???

Please tell me he went full DSP mode and said "welcome home" like DSP did after starting streaming the GTA remaster.

- Has a weed card; doesn't use it much

Sure. And I'm sure he wasn't drinking that much when he wasn't getting drug tested for the past half a year or so as well.

That you are incapable of understanding what parts of Nick's behavior amount to harassment and Invasion of Privacy, a common law tort recognized by the state of Minnesota, is not my problem.

One point: "Tort" = civil, not criminal. Before, you were explicitly talking about a potential criminal case:

Learn to read faggot. It is all about the harassment, which depends on someone filing a police report.

I recommend learning to read about the difference between a civil and criminal case before pontificating on how Rekieta is definitely going to jail over a "tort". While you're there, maybe brush up on the difference between a plaintiff and a prosecutor too.

Rekieta's mainly one-sided feud with Kurt will make him look like a fool, like his previous mainly one-sided feuds with Eric July and others, but that's all that will happen. Unless Rekieta ramps up his level of stupidity dramatically, this won't end up with his probation being violated at all.

 

[AnZero]

He has a higher Body Count than Null

He sadly not only bullied Near to suicide via Balldo threats...he also laced Marty's ambien too! We need the bodycam so we can see this monsters palace of terror!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

CGoodySisters… I don’t feel so good. What do you guys think? The nose and brows are looking pretty similar.

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Edit: looks like it’s him. RIP to the king of the balldowashers. He did it for free.

Rekita will meet him in Ballhalla where he will present his erectile dysfunctional dick and balls and CGoody shall be given the honors of attaching the balldo on.

IIRC, CGoody saw the light before Nick's sentencing and openly called him out.

If so then Rekieta's rage shall meet him in the Taintarus as he casts him down into the depths of Balldo Hell with the rest of the people he made. He shall not be allowed to assist in cucking his wife!

This may very well be Nick some day.

We can only fucking hope it is.

FFS, he didn't even know one one of his most loyal guards of all time was dead.

The Nitrus isn't gonna huff itself.
"But hey... Uhh... Maybe I can do a stream memorium to him"

Nick will not fix his drug problem now as its how he remembers and honors his dear friend CGoody I hope the judges understand this.

What did Crackeita mean by this?

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The dude responding to him is that furry christian that wants to fuck lucario in his ass isn't he?

E:typos fixed

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta lays down a challenge to anyone tipped to stop his threepeat - Destiny/Ralph/BMJ aren't winning this year, per Nick


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Rekieta rejects @Spectre_06's suggestion that he's going too far in going after Kurt

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[AltisticRight]

Does Balldo have a body count now?

35.
Oh, you mean a kill count?
Several billion then, mostly Aaron's.

"Barely functioning alcoholic"
"Get your shit together, and focus on your children"

>3/5 your age
Nice Jewish tax returns there.
So she was talking to people one bracket above her age?
Wow, what a massive own there. Someone in their late 20s talking to someone in their 40s.
Call the cops.

He talked about how he would have taken the stand in his drug case:

And they would have made a special Rekieta's clause to give child dosers the chair.

For example, this one from the Kurt dating video clip:

He's at the Patrick Tomlinson stage of ragepiggery, he's turning into Ethan Ralph next. Soon we'll listen to hot mic clips of him refusing to take Celeste to dialysis.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Noticed the little Balldowashers licking Nicks drug ridden and AIDS filled nutsack on his X page earlier. Got a message for you little faggots. Let's see if you defend Cuckieta after the next @MNPublicRecords drop. You'll be adding something else absolutely abhorrent to your personal list of Nick defences which includes thus far - child abuser apologist, drug doser of children, DUI driver ignorers, abusive husband agreers, low IQ non lawyer watchers, compulsive BPD liars, uhm ackshually content likers, online bullying of people who see through his bullshit cheerleaders, and infidelity/bi sexual tendency queer skin walker as a straight family man avid defenders



But as long as the guy replies to your 15 follower X account he's funny and weird right?

Keep watching

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

CGOODY'S DEAD, LETS GET SOME SUUUUUUUUUBS

"PayPal, Venmo, Supertips. Send me some Goodys! See what I did there?" *ack ack ack ack*

 

[Captain Manning]

Correct. He did that all the time when he was still a "big deal", and even to a lesser extent with Eric July back before he totally beclowned himself.

Aside from Weebwars, another good example would be Monty. Hell, that even worked on me for a while, I'm ashamed to say. And that was after our falling out.

He had a silver tongue for sure, but it's badly tarnished now.

Now, basically nobody is on his side with this latest drama. I don't think he's realized yet that the Melton crowd are not actually his friends and are only using him as a tool to get at Aaron.

They certainly don't care about his stupid drama with other e-lawyers which boils down to "I MADE YOU BISH!" and they're probably pretty pissed that the e-lawyers are going after Melton's "Powerchat, but somehow more sketchy" website.

Melton has the chance to do the funniest thing at Hackamania, but I am wondering if he has the balls to actually do it.

Mind you, I'd still think he'd need to put up against the wall, but I'd offer him a cigarette and blindfold beforehand if he did what he could do here.

Yes. The stream is from close to 2 years ago. It resurfaced close to 1 year ago. But Nick stockpiled it until Kurt did something that really pissed him off. He now claims he only started catching up on Kurt's drama now. I don't buy it, but also I don't really get why he cares so much. Does he really expect that people superchatting as Kurt would be a long-term driver of super chats?

I also think he's trying to draw a parallel between Kurt striking that dating video parody years ago, and Kurt's C&D to Supertips.

Reasonable people (i.e. Meme Copium, see below) have opened that Kurt was wrong for striking that video (which, TBF, he apparently reversed).



But two different things can be right at once. Kurt can be a bitch for doing that, but be in the right on the Supertips issue. Nick is counting on people to not see or understand the distinction between the two.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

He had a silver tongue for sure

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I feel Rekieta is and always was one of those liars who is compulsive and grandiose. They are often believed because most people live in communities where people tell white lies but are generally truthful about big stuff like whether or not they are an experienced trial lawyer, a reliable witness and narrator and whether they are a disgusting degenerate sex pervert who fed their 8 year old daughter cocaine.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

In a nice bit of farmception the Beggie Monster decided to nearly live-quote from this thread on Twitter and Nick decided to reply, again.
Noteworthy is what he does not talk about, the factually accurate representation of the June 6th 2024 hearing in which his house was declared unsafe for children by the judge, and the reasons for it.

Some Balldowasher are better at spreading the real info than his detractors.


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[RaptInPlastic]

In a nice bit of farmception the Beggie Monster decided to nearly live-quote from this thread on Twitter and Nick decided to reply, again.
Noteworthy is what he does not talk about, the factually accurate representation of the June 6th 2024 hearing in which his house was declared unsafe for children by the judge, and the reasons for it.

Some Balldowasher are better at spreading the real info than his detractors.

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Does this faggot still call himself lawpope and king of tomfoolery? Because he doesn't seem like a very good natured good humored or legally qualified kind of person at all, if I am being honest (unlike Rekieta). In fact he comes off completely as a thin skinned whining faggot at the best of the times and full blown shrieking tranny when he edges towards his next meltdown.
I think we all know now it's coming. He is not coping well and he is not happy. And worst of all due to his utter ineptitude and immaturity he is provoking people into taking action against him which is his classic self inflicted double whammy. It proves his weakness and lack of expertise and low intelligence and at the same time directly delivers a public defeat.
We just need him to start doritostreaming again before the next implosion.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Hackamania is going to be such a fucking train wreck, I can't wait.

We need a new poll,

What will happen at Hackamania:

• Nick has a great time, expands his current audience, and doesn't anger his PO
• Nick commits a felony hacking/revenge porn live on stage
• Nick takes the opportunity to drink and dope up, then pisses hot when he gets home
• Nick gets super pissy with Juju and Melton, burns the last bridges in his life
• Nick talks about Aaron Imholte eating his goo (free space)

 

[AltisticRight]

Rekieta lays down a challenge to anyone tipped to stop his threepeat - Destiny/Ralph/BMJ aren't winning this year, per Nick

>Forum where no one cares
Lurk moar. Funnily this thread is more active than ever and we've gone two weeks without a tripod tangent. Skelly's thread siloed up in a subforum meant that most had to click one to two times extra to reach it.
It's quite the opposite. I don't expect Balldo simps to be the sharpest tools but the recent ones were as blunt as a silicone chastity cage.

 

[Vibralldo]

The laser engraver is set up for 5K gift. He may set it up in his office but needs to check on the issue of fumes.

Please god let Nick be dumb enough to do this

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta lays down a challenge to anyone tipped to stop his threepeat - Destiny/Ralph/BMJ aren't winning this year, per Nick


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Oh Lord, is this guy gonna be the new CGoody? Are we gonna start hearing about Nick is making 876 bazillion dollars a day from streaming?

Grift Wars is not where threads go to die. It's a regular subform (albeit one Null is thinking of folding back into Internet Famous). What this guy is describing is Spergatory. Tell me this guy doesn't know how KF works, without telling me he doesn't know how KF works.

That's pretty weak Balldoganda. Especially considering this thread is still pretty healthy what with Nick back to streaming again. It was moving much slower in the months before the sentencing.

I've also noticed that elb has experienced an uptick in her sub count. She actually took a slight dip just like this thread got less traffic. Now both are going back up.

But these idiots gotta do something, I suppose, to comfort themselves. Sunk cost fallacy. Nick's "comeback" is a complete dud. More people watched Null today on MATI than Rekieta's stream, and I would bet most of Null's audience wasn't banned from chat or hate watching him.

 

[Vibralldo]

Tell me this guy doesn't know how KF works, without telling me he doesn't know how KF works.

Nobody that doesn't use KF knows how KF works

 

[Stiffy]

Keep in mind folks as much as we enjoy the schadenfreude of Nick going from top money earning Lawtuber to circling the bowl he still is in fact mentally ill. BPD,NPD, histrionic, ASPD. He probably has a little flavor of each in his Cluster B milkshake. This does not excuse his bad behavior, but I can almost guarantee he doesn't lie to gain something like a psychopath would. He confabulates, which means he actually believes all the daily lies he tells. He's Lord Balldo of a fantasy kingdom in his own head. It's also highly likely his mama Celeste has a personality disorder too, and this is quite possibly a hereditary thing that was passed down. Rough guess would be that she's a covert narcissist. A self centered control freak.
She made Nick the golden child who could do no wrong. Nick is not a grandiose narcissist, and probably falls more into the pussy Borderline category. Roughly 50% of all clinically diagnosed Borderlines are men they just tend to be more on the narcissistic side than women who lean more towards secondary psychopathy. The bottom line is Nick can't help what he is, but his toxic enabling parents are a big part of the reason he became what he is now. This fucked up family clearly has never even heard of the "tough love" concept. If Nick didn't have access to money he'd probably have OD'd by now. His liver is probably shot anyway. His kids deserve better than him or their useless mother.

 

[Soapmore]

• Nick has a great time, expands his current audience, and doesn't anger his PO
• Nick commits a felony hacking/revenge porn live on stage
• Nick takes the opportunity to drink and dope up, then pisses hot when he gets home
• Nick gets super pissy with Juju and Melton, burns the last bridges in his life
• Nick talks about Aaron Imholte eating his goo (free space)

- The milkmen surrounding Nick get him to do lines, capturing it on camera. The video is not released. Instead, something like this: Melton says "Nick, we own you now bitch. You're going to give me every nude of Kayla and April you have, and every picture of your little kids, or this video goes right to your PO", which Nick of course complies with until Melton Dax et al, having got all they wanted, release the video anyway.

 

[Vibralldo]

Hackamania is going to be such a fucking train wreck, I can't wait.

We need a new poll,

What will happen at Hackamania:

• Nick has a great time, expands his current audience, and doesn't anger his PO
• Nick commits a felony hacking/revenge porn live on stage
• Nick takes the opportunity to drink and dope up, then pisses hot when he gets home
• Nick gets super pissy with Juju and Melton, burns the last bridges in his life
• Nick talks about Aaron Imholte eating his goo (free space)

Nick gets pigs blood like the ending of Carrie except Nick doesn't freak out and murder everyone. Instead he tries his best to laugh it off and pretend that it's just a prank his friends pulled.