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Taily Puff said:
If this is a weird conspiracy and they're in this together? I commend them on how casually they're able to nail the role of a bitter married couple with no kids that's waiting to die.

Out of the fucking park.
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You would think so but I legit think they don't even interact outside of Leanna telling Phil dinner is ready and getting in and out of bed next to each other if they even do that anymore.
 
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LTGs relationship advice of the day "Get money, fuck love!"... he learns well from his master DSP!

xenomorph said:
Wow he is even more of an idiot. Who the hell buys a trashcan for 170 bucks when he has two bins in the garage right there?!
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He could sell a ton of things he has, then go buy some used things and come out of it with a good profit.
 
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Dragoonism said:
He could sell a ton of things he has, then go buy some used things and come out of it with a good profit.
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Unless you know something I don't, based on the lifestyle he's been showing the only way he could do that would be to sell his belongings for cash, abandon his debt and then move to a different country. I guess that's technically always an option, but it doesn't seem like DSP's angle..
 
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Taily Puff said:
Unless you know something I don't, based on the lifestyle he's been showing the only way he could do that would be to sell his belongings for cash, abandon his debt and then move to a different country. I guess that's technically always an option, but it doesn't seem like DSP's angle..
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Not saying he would or that it would even clear his debt, but he have bought a ton of expensive things, when he could have bought cheap things for less than half the price,they might still be in good condition so if he sold now, he could get in some needed money.
 
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xenomorph said:
He is too lazy to lower a trashcan lid so he buys one that does and has to buy special bags for it. He is a moron. And yet the state of his office his workspace is deplorable.
Did you know he still hasnt gone up in the attic?
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Isn't a regular foot pedal trash can like 30 bucks and also does that without having to buy special bags?

Kurigs are also huge wastes of money. Buying one is almost literally the mark of someone who's shit with money. If you rely want to make single serve coffee get a french press, it makes way better coffee anyway.
 
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waffle said:
Isn't a regular foot pedal trash can like 30 bucks and also does that without having to buy special bags?

Kurigs are also huge wastes of money. Buying one is almost literally the mark of someone who's shit with money. If you rely want to make single serve coffee get a french press, it makes way better coffee anyway.
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I can only imagine the reason why he wouldn't just spend the thirty bucks on a practical foot pedal trash can had something to do with his crippling gout.
 
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Moritsune said:
Pretty much this. I stopped listening to all these people pretending to be Nostradamus and predicting when he's gonna be done for.
He lies constantly, is never clear about his situation, gets away with things without any significant consequences, and shakes hands with the shadiest of companies to keep himself afloat despite his very questionable moves towards everyone around him.
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Looks like he's going to make it at least for a little while longer despite this Machinima debacle being considered his 'worst' setback in years and almost everybody predicting once again this was going to be the thing that ended him. He's even claiming he's making more money now. Not really sure what it would take to finish his serious adult business off. He might be sitting on a pile of inheritance money and laughing for all we know. If only everybody had the bulletproof job security he sometimes seems to enjoy.
 
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Looks like he's going to make it at least for a little while longer despite this Machinima debacle being considered his 'worst' setback in years and almost everybody predicting once again this was going to be the thing that ended him. He's even claiming he's making more money now. Not really sure what it would take to finish his serious adult business off. He might be sitting on a pile of inheritance money and laughing for all we know. If only everybody had the bulletproof job security he sometimes seems to enjoy.
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Phil is a used car salesman. He lies and puts little sprinkles of truth mixed in it to keep the lie going and to try to fool you. But see with Phil, what he forgets is that everything he tells us is archived footage. He is only hurting himself but claiming shits fine when it isnt or vice versa. It is biting him in the ass, in a lot of ways. Its not a question of IF, its already happening now just in small doses sprinkled over time. He has no friends anymore, burned many bridges with employers and has made a name of himself for being a total joke among the lets play community as a whole and the FGC. At the end of the day he is still Phil Burnell and his legacy he is leaving the world is he was the dude who jacked off on stream and said he was scratching his leg and was shit at video games. Even if he had some money he is sitting on, it wont last him forever not with his spending style, it all catches up with you sooner or later. THAT we can count on. Phil is too stupid and too ignorant to change his ways. He wont change because in his mind he isnt wrong, you are.


This is what he does with that house, buys furniture that doesnt fit it, look at this shit.
 
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Bet he's missing Machinima covering his ass from copyright strikes right about now.
 
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xenomorph said:
Oh god the horror. It seems shes much more into sex than Phil based on his videos. Whenever she goes in for affection he looks like he has no idea what she is doing.
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Oh Phil definitely hasn't regularly fucked her in a good few years, and it's one of the main sources of her present dissatisfaction. It was mentioned earlier in this thread, but his sex drive is likely near-nonexistent because of his shitty lifestyle. He's also significantly older than her and in generally poor shape for his age, which only compounds the issue.

Health issues aside, he doesn't seem at all attracted to her when they're in a room together. If I had to guess, I think at this point he may even see sex with her as a chore since he gets so little fulfillment from it and would rather worry about producing kahntent for the "business".
 
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I think the only legitimate consequence he suffers for his lies is that people do ultimately stop believing him and stop supporting him. Unfortunately the people that give him money seem to have a higher tolerance for his behavior than his YouTube commenters, forum members, Twitter followers, etc.
 
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This is the essence of minimal effort. Didn't even bother to verify all was well, two seconds of work needed, before streaming for 15 minutes. Then proceeds to tell the chat they are idiots because there was nothing he could do because he couldn't see with the headset on. That would be an excuse if the problem had occurred after he put the headset on, but it didn't. It occurred beforehand, when he had ample opportunity to glance over and see an OBS preview or his open stream video feed (which I believe is what he does.)

acceptable said:
can someone explain to me why panda is still with him? I'm genuinely confused and feel as though I'm missing some information.
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Probably still legitimately likes him enough to stay. I know people have different theories but that's mine.
 
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This is the essence of minimal effort. Didn't even bother to verify all was well, two seconds of work needed, before streaming for 15 minutes. Then proceeds to tell the chat they are idiots because there was nothing he could do because he couldn't see with the headset on. That would be an excuse if the problem had occurred after he put the headset on, but it didn't. It occurred beforehand, when he had ample opportunity to glance over and see an OBS preview or his open stream video feed (which I believe is what he does.)
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I get the feeling Phil doesn't even enjoy what he does anymore.
 
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acceptable said:
can someone explain to me why panda is still with him? I'm genuinely confused and feel as though I'm missing some information.
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Daddy issues and desperate enough to wanna leave PA so she hitched her star to his gouty ass. Plus I am sure he was giving her a good rap about how she would be set when it came to money. Whenever they speak to one another she puts on this kid voice. Look how she acts here. It really is like a Dad/Daughter thing they got going on here.

 
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