🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Asian tech support]

I believe you're referring to Ali Jamal. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he and Ralph fell out because Ali's parents wouldn't let Ralph throw a huge party at his house in exchange for getting the brown retard back into AF.

I thought the party did happen. I could swear there was a picture of the Gunt doing nigger gang signs next to the dad's tight ride floating around.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The party did happen. Ali Jamal sided with AF after Ralph declared World War GUNT.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Why does Hunter think 100k Twitter followers means anything these days? It's mostly all bots and abandoned accounts.

Hunter isn’t very smart. Cocaine and avarice fuel his decision making. It’s why his IAU website became such a fiasco that landed him in prison. If he wasn’t an abject moron he could have steered it into a cash cow promoting night clubs and downtown scenes. He just milked clicks and massive traffic by appealing to the lowest common denominator which fucked him in the end.

His Latina Porn Twitter account has 167k followers and has all the business savvy you imagine from a Pajeet marketing porn account.

Any guy whose dream is to make gooner porn in an economically depressed country is an amoral parasite and usually pretty dim. Guys like Ralph dream of sexually exploiting poor women in the third world. Marketing to gooners makes crypto bro shills seem smart and sophisticated by comparison.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I just wonder how many people are still fooled by this Twitter alter ego Super Baller character the poor piggy keeps putting out there. It’s like a toddler’s imaginary world with imaginary ‘friends’ except this toddler is almost 40 years old.

He's laying it on thick now that he thinks his new "buddies" are checking his twitter, coulda made $15k like I always do! I have friends but they're married!

 

[lester]

It's pretty crazy that the gunt was way more interesting when he was dead

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

A little reminder that ETHAN OLIVER RALPH AND WARSKI VIEWED CP ON 2/28/2019.

Let’s not forget this fact. Piggertits also wanked to Soph, a then 14 year old girl around that same time period.

 

[HackerX]

The party did happen. Ali Jamal sided with AF after Ralph declared World War GUNT.

Wasn't there another thing Ralph was trying to set up at Ali Jamal's dad's house after the birthday party? I very vaguely recall Ralph trying to make it the Ralphamania's base of operations or some ridiculously retarded shit like that.

Any guy whose dream is to make gooner porn in an economically depressed country is an amoral parasite and usually pretty dim. Guys like Ralph dream of sexually exploiting poor women in the third world. Marketing to gooners makes crypto bro shills seem smart and sophisticated by comparison.

Ralph aspires to be Juju first and foremost, but Hunter is basically his second option. The funny (or sad) thing is there are 3 major differences for why Ralph couldn't "be" Hunter.

1. As dumb as Hunter is, there seems to be a strategy of sorts. It may not be fully thought out or particularly bright, but he operates within a broader vision. Ralph is pure instinct. He doesn't think with tomorrow in mind. His goal is whatever is the shortest path to sex, drugs, and money, regardless of nuance or context.

2. Ralph is all bark and no bite. He can get violent, but he's not inherently violent. We've seen how Ralph handled physical confrontation with the Portugal 2 beatdown and "arrest heeem, arrest heeem" at the bowling alley. The most we've seen was when we had a gunt battle and that ended up with him getting bullied out of a tranny domicile. Yeah, he'll holler till the hogs come home (or he used to), but that doesn't work in the drug/sex trafficking ecosystem. I doubt he'd even try it.

3. Just look at him.

It's pretty crazy that the gunt was way more interesting when he was dead

Ralph dying was the best content involving him in the last few months. Obv, we've only got one stream to go off of, but I'm curious if there's going to be any long term ramifications from his death. If there was any stream where Ralph could generate more interest than usual, that was it. Dying AND in Colombia and it was beyond pitiful. Donos didn't come in and his chat was more dead than usual. It was the best chance reach da goal without faking donations and he didn't come close.

 

[30+GameOvers]

That's the million dollar question. You've got Adolfwulf and Rapemonger, but there's got to be more of an explanation than "they're retarded". Like, what flavor of retard leads someone to consistently support the Ralphamale for this long or at this point?

What ever happened to that kid who invited Ralph over to his dad's house for his birthday party? I still get a lol from Ralph taking pictures of that dude's dad's stuff to xeet about how much of a cool, baller the Ralphamale is. Was the brown kid abandoning Ralph a result of Fuentes booting Piggy?

I mean, Adolfwulf is a simple one, he's clearly one of the dumbest neo nazi wannabes(ie too much of a pussy to become a skinhead so he larps as one on the internet) in the sektur. As for the kid, the retarded muslim one, I am pretty sure he disavowed him at one point after the party, as that was around the time when piggy lost favor with the catboy cult. I could be wrong and thinking of someone else, tho.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

, I am pretty sure he disavowed him at one point after the party

Yes, he did. Last I heard of Ali Jamal, he was doing autistic anime reaction videos getting no views, and paying vtubers to make videos comparing Ralph to DBZ characters.

 

[Punished Larson]

Cool

 

[30+GameOvers]

paying vtubers to make videos comparing Ralph to DBZ characters.

Leave it to an inbred arab retard to make bullying piggy look gay and cringe

 

[HackerX]

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Look at Mr. Bigstuff! Ralph is on an aeroplane and eh doesnt afraid of anything.

It's only a matter of time until he starts taking pictures of his pigshit in the toilet to show everyone how big of a boy he is.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

He's definitely on xannies in this vid, though he isn't full on xanned out.

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[Sloppa]

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He looks so afraid and so angry, all at once.

 

[Mynameisdark]

He's definitely on xannies in this vid, though he isn't full on xanned out.
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What is going on with his camera? It's like he's filming himself through a series of glass panels

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He seems thrilled to be in Tijuana! Also, good job imposing yourself on a Spanish speaking country for this long and it still being news to you that that's how you pronounce Medellín.

 

[jewsernotfound]

gunty can't stop creeping on people. look at the levels of filth on the chair in front of the gunt here...jfc

also, is that bitch sitting on a napkin so she doesn't leave a snail-trail on that chair? whoa.

he's clearly back on xans now that he's back from colombia

 

[FiveStarAce]

gunty can't stop creeping on people. look at the levels of filth on the chair in front of the gunt here...jfc

also, is that bitch sitting on a napkin so she doesn't leave a snail-trail on that chair? whoa.

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he's clearly back on xans now that he's back from colombia

Ralph should try this shit in Germany, where people are super carefull of their privacy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Narco arc for da Gunt?

His new Colombian concubine is bringing a friend to help with the heavy lifting after they kill Ralph and stuff his gunt full of coke. She'll probably be an older woman so they can pose as mother and daughter when transporting their deceased friend's body over the border.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is going to be the reason why Mexico adopts laws like Japan where the phones are forced to make a sound when taking a photo for privacy and consent… or he’s just going to take a beating when he snaps the wrong person