🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[HackerX]

So, one photo of 2 people playing pool is all he has to show for his Big Visit to the teen porn king of Colombia? Not a single pic of all the sightseeing, wining and dining or partying with his good buddy Hunter and the crew he claims totally happened? It’s almost like…none of those things really happened at all.. But he’s going with ‘Ah wuz too busy partying to take a pic,’ this piggy who can’t go out to the local Burger King without posting a pic or streaming to Own The Haters.

Bummer he couldn’t get his good buddy Hunter to pose for a pic with him though, since they got along so great and all.

Yeah, but he could have totally made a lot of money if he wanted to except he just didn't feel like it. He definitely had all drugs and sex imaginable, but didn't want to take pictures of that either. You'll just have to accept random photo of other people at the airport as proof Ralph did all the things.

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CAN WE HIT THE GOAL!!!

…and still have almost zero engagement

Don't hate. It's the only way Ralph can quantitatively prove he's successful! I mean, engagement, donations, or live views would be exponentially better, but compromises must be made. Think of the ways Ralph could benefit from reaching 100k. Like hollerin' about having 100k followers. Hrmm... WELL... That's about it.

 

[Signatus]

So is Mexico too expensive for him now? What's the next step a year from now, the Congo?

didn't he already get scammed by an African during the groyper arc?

 

[HackerX]

didn't he already get scammed by an African during the groyper arc?

LOL yeah. Ralph sent him money and a phone I think under the guise of an African KEELSTREAM correspondent. Obv, there's probably more to the story than what Ralph let on, or at least I certainly hope so. It's just too retarded otherwise.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

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CAN WE HIT THE GOAL!!!

…and still have almost zero engagement

How can you have 100k followers and only have 200 live viewers and Cog level donations on your big show back on location in the sex trafficking penthouse in Columbia (tee hee @AnOminous) after everyone thought you were dead?

 

[Obscura539]

How can you have 100k followers and only have 200 live viewers and Cog level donations on your big show back on location in the sex trafficking penthouse in Columbia (tee hee @AnOminous) after everyone thought you were dead?

The killstream Twitter is more representative of his actually fans. He reposts great content like this:

 

[niggercattle]

for the love of god, you myopic fucks don't keep up with much do you? Even Null has been talking about this.

Not everyone watches youtubers, you autistic faggot.

 

[HackerX]

for the love of god, you myopic fucks don't keep up with much do you? Even Null has been talking about this.
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see above, mongoloid. Null has roughly the same opinion on it, not sure where you are equating this to sex trafficking.

The fuckign seethe coming off you fucking people makes it hard to actually give a shit when Ralph does something retarded. Not every single thing he says or does is automatically wrong because it's Ralph saying/doing it.

Nigga what? The fucking post you replied to only said "what". No one is seething or anything of the like, autismo. If anything, it's just shock that Ralph is xeeting shit out of left field about something that he's got nothing to do with since he doesn't even get real donos.

 

[jimmybags]

The fuckign seethe coming off you fucking people makes it hard to actually give a shit when Ralph does something retarded. Not every single thing he says or does is automatically wrong because it's Ralph saying/doing it.

Ralph said GiveSendGo cucked on free speech for Shiloh but not Karmelo, meaning they took down Shiloh’s fundraiser, which was not true. Maybe try reading the tweet before sperging out at everyone?

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph said GiveSendGo cucked on free speech for Shiloh but not Karmelo, meaning they took down Shiloh’s fundraiser, which was not true. Maybe try reading the tweet before sperging out at everyone?

I assume he's referring to the fact that they disabled comments on the fundraiser.

 

[Die For Me!]

The killstream Twitter is more representative of his actually fans. He reposts great content like this:

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Ralph is literally too much of a coward to retweet Wife Chungus on his main account holy fuck

 

[HackerX]

Ralph is literally too much of a coward to retweet Wife Chungus on his main account holy fuck

Piggy is still groveling to Amanda in private too. Only explanations I've got is either one of his headmates took over or it's xanny time.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

for the love of god, you myopic fucks don't keep up with much do you? Even Null has been talking about this.
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Imagine knowing who a woman is

 

[GoblinHater]

Blaming someone else for being a xannie xombie with no sense of space or time. I think Ralph may have really fucked up with his Colombian connection. Almost feel like this is a ruse to get back into America to avoid going out liveleak style.

 

[Rage Pig]

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Harry reacted with a single word.

Piggertits proceeds to seethe and holler.

 

[Punished Larson]

for the love of god, you myopic fucks don't keep up with much do you?

I just got into the ethan lore
Really don’t know much

 

[Jump]

Blaming someone else for being a xannie xombie with no sense of space or time.

Ralph YOU have no job and don't have shit to do. You had days to get there on time, yet you just couldn't figure it out.
Its funny how you only get a few opportunities to see your kids a year, but you still some how, repeatedly keep fucking it up.

 

[HackerX]

Blaming someone else for being a xannie xombie with no sense of space or time. I think Ralph may have really fucked up with his Colombian connection. Almost feel like this is a ruse to get back into America to avoid going out liveleak style.View attachment 7313735

No wonder why people are skeptical that him and Hunter are best buds, or that his Xitter absence was due to him being in jail, hospital, or dead. Ralph will xeet minute-by-minute updates about the most mundane shit and take random, pointless pictures to show off his lavish style. Pigga Nigga will do all that but not for hella good time he has in Colombia??? Give me a break.

Harry reacted with a single word.
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Piggertits proceeds to seethe and holler.
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Ooohh got'em. You hear that, Harry??? Ralph said you've got bad knees! There's no coming back from that insult. Irrecoverable. You heard that Harry??? IRRECOVERABLE.

When was the last time Ralph even had a good hollerin'? I'm not talking about squeelin' a good insult either. I'm talking about something with Ralph yelling at another person and said person is aware of it happening.

 

[Truly Rural]

Waiting an hour is not even considered terribly long for border crossing Ralph. You waited til last minute, it's your fault. You let Xander down, he is old enough to make this into long term childhood memory. He will remember this forever.

 

[Niggernerd]

Harry reacted with a single word.
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Piggertits proceeds to seethe and holler.
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So ralph just walks? Where's your illustrious truck, ethan?

 

[Um...]

Blaming someone else for being a xannie xombie with no sense of space or time. I think Ralph may have really fucked up with his Colombian connection. Almost feel like this is a ruse to get back into America to avoid going out liveleak style.View attachment 7313735

couldn’t get across ‘in time’? What, do they close up the border crossing at 5pm?

And now the border guards are conspiring to deny piggy visitation with his suuhhhnnnn? Are they in cahoots with Faith, Vickers and/or heinous Harreh? What is this wetbrain benzo addict even trying to say here?