Ralph can finally get laid by hookers, relax and take photos now that heās left the cuck corner in MedellĆn. Watching all those guys get laid while he sat on the couch got him hot and bothered. Heās taken more photos on his short jaunt to Tijuana than he took the entire week in Colombia.
Fat people are very obvious when trying to sneak a photo because people expect their hands to be on food or drink. They knew he snapped the pic but saw he was alone, ugly, and pathetic so they left him be.
Boy heās back to running his mouth and tweeting once heās all alone in his cups and fantasy again. One day, when he has time to crib crazy stories and lie, he will make up grand fantasies about the week he cowered in the cuck couch in Hunter Mooreās apartment afraid to do anything online because the grown men would mock and bully him in front of a small audience.
amazing what mexican xanny's do for piggy's confidence, huh?
Good luck finding an ass worth photographing there
> "The content never ends here"
Now, now, he sat on the cuck couch nigger wiggling for hours.
He has a content solution! Ralph posted on Twitter āWe need ONE streamer to go back to Colombia with me in Juneā. Who the fuck is we? So Hunter told him he could only come back if he brought an actual streamer, that draws an actual audience, who would actually stream. (Hunter doesnāt want two guys cowering silently on the cuck couch and staring at phones on the cuck couch for a week.)
He abuses conjunctions and never completes a sentence. Trying to follow Ralph's logic will make you just as dizzy, as he was, when he wrote it.
Maybe next he'll grace us with his uninformed take on foreign currency exchange and pair it with a picture of himself pointing at food.
for the love of god, you myopic fucks don't keep up with much do you? Even Null has been talking about this.
see above, mongoloid. Null has roughly the same opinion on it, not sure where you are equating this to sex trafficking.It was hilarious when Null was getting black listed from payment processors, but now that Ralphs in the sex trafficking bidness, the joke isn't funny anymore
So, one photo of 2 people playing pool is all he has to show for his Big Visit to the teen porn king of Colombia? Not a single pic of all the sightseeing, wining and dining or partying with his good buddy Hunter and the crew he claims totally happened? Itās almost likeā¦none of those things really happened at all.. But heās going with āAh wuz too busy partying to take a pic,ā this piggy who canāt go out to the local Burger King without posting a pic or streaming to Own The Haters.
This is funny because he calls his personal experiences (whatever they might be) content. To him watching somebody else's jacuzzi fill up with water is content, well sure it is the content of his life just like waiting in line to get torta is content of his life. This might be a symptom of slight but constant depersonalization, like the things that are happening to him are little bit removed, a bit less personal and tangible. They are projections on a screen of content nobody is watching but himself.
