Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Interesting video, worth a watch.

Cyraxx admits that Kate was infact acting as underage and he fell for it.

Later he gives the whole speech about him not being succesfull because of trolls but he blames someone named Skullkid instead of MBM/William/Nword.
He was blabbering the same bullshit for at least 4 years he just changes the name of the people he blames.
Skullkid was one the people that was involved alot in the past. During the golden age there was like 10 people involved like burger boy and schmukel cat. Probably going to skull kids as he is still alive but I don't think he has done anything in years. Marty pushed alot of the OG people away for dumb reasons and they moved on. But was way more funny with more people. Now he is just like going crazy by himself
 
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Interesting video, worth a watch.

Cyraxx admits that Kate was infact acting as underage and he fell for it.

Later he gives the whole speech about him not being succesfull because of trolls but he blames someone named Skullkid instead of MBM/William/Nword.
He was blabbering the same bullshit for at least 4 years he just changes the name of the people he blames.
Part 29 basically shows that this whole thing spawned off of Skullkid and Shmeckle Cat making a diss track on him and paying Shaggy to call Chance a pedo.
 
@SeizureRobot5000, what are the chances of a Cyraxx series like Snake Bones? The Sludge Files!
Regrettably I missed the boat when it comes to Cyraxx... which is a shame, because Chauncey absolutely loved raxx. I know he's a terrible person, but when I first saw Cyraxx I couldn't get over how unbelievably cursed his appearance was, and just felt bad for him. It seems like I really missed out though, Chauncey once told me that raxx's peak arc was the best content he'd ever seen from any lolcow.
 
He could be looking for a job or doing chores around the house, instead hes in his room talking about some fat retard(again) he really cant stay away from the internet. If hes like this, imagine how he will behave when hes homeless and doesnt have any toys to play with, will probably hang around starbucks for the free wifi and make callout videos while on the streets(if he lives that long)
 
Regrettably I missed the boat when it comes to Cyraxx... which is a shame, because Chauncey absolutely loved raxx. I know he's a terrible person, but when I first saw Cyraxx I couldn't get over how unbelievably cursed his appearance was, and just felt bad for him. It seems like I really missed out though, Chauncey once told me that raxx's peak arc was the best content he'd ever seen from any lolcow.
Unfortunately many people (including me) feel sorry for the midget retard at first, but after minimal research its clear what an evil little goblin he is.
 

Calling out Tibsy. By this rate, we'll be calling out Candall Smith by the end of next week till he runs out of people to call out to
I'll link the raxxbot archive to this video in the tibbz thread tomorrow.
 
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He could be looking for a job or doing chores around the house, instead hes in his room talking about some fat retard(again) he really cant stay away from the internet. If hes like this, imagine how he will behave when hes homeless and doesnt have any toys to play with, will probably hang around starbucks for the free wifi and make callout videos while on the streets(if he lives that long)
Which makes his lying about PTSD a whole more disgusting. If he had PTSD from the trolling, he wouldn't even get online
 
Which makes his lying about PTSD a whole more disgusting. If he had PTSD from the trolling, he wouldn't even get online
I haven't said anything about it yet, because it makes me so goddamn MATI I didn't want to powerlevel and make an ass of myself (any more than usual). But I wouldn't wish PSTD on anyone. Even people I wish were fucking dead.

Except for Cyraxx. It's too bad that piece of shit doesn't actually have it.
 
Regrettably I missed the boat when it comes to Cyraxx... which is a shame, because Chauncey absolutely loved raxx. I know he's a terrible person, but when I first saw Cyraxx I couldn't get over how unbelievably cursed his appearance was, and just felt bad for him. It seems like I really missed out though, Chauncey once told me that raxx's peak arc was the best content he'd ever seen from any lolcow.
Quite frankly. That might be for the best. Cyraxx has some of the worst communities surrounding him.

Also, what's your channel? I have a two hour drive o could use some lolcow content.

He could be looking for a job or doing chores around the house, instead hes in his room talking about some fat retard(again) he really cant stay away from the internet. If hes like this, imagine how he will behave when hes homeless and doesnt have any toys to play with, will probably hang around starbucks for the free wifi and make callout videos while on the streets(if he lives that long)
I can't wait for him to feel actual terror and fear on the streets.
 
Also, what's your channel? I have a two hour drive o could use some lolcow content.
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/@SeizureRobot5000
I've got stuff that'll get you through the drive, easy. The following are both just under 2 hours:
Cobra's Friends deep dive into Cobra's weirdo friends, plus where they fall in a DND alignment chart
the aNALysis People who hate the NAL arc still manage to enjoy this vid. Takes the best of the first visit, highlights how bizarre Josh and NAL's interactions are.

If you start looking through the other podcast episodes, I must warn you the earliest ones are pretty rough, at least compared to how it's put together now. Episodes 18 and onward are all very strong. Prior to that, it's all about the Chauncey episodes (12, 14, 17). Anything else, I can't offer em with the same sort of confidence that you'll actually enjoy it. May the vids help you time travel to the end of the drive, fren
 
I can't wait for him to feel actual terror and fear on the streets.
While I'm optimistic I'm also bracing for disappointment, I believe Chance's aunt might have enough pity on him to let him live in a tool shed by the yard. Then we'll have smugraxx gloating from his phone "I told you trolls I'd get my own place!"
 
Regrettably I missed the boat when it comes to Cyraxx... which is a shame, because Chauncey absolutely loved raxx. I know he's a terrible person, but when I first saw Cyraxx I couldn't get over how unbelievably cursed his appearance was, and just felt bad for him. It seems like I really missed out though, Chauncey once told me that raxx's peak arc was the best content he'd ever seen from any lolcow.
That's, like, the beautiful part of Chance: the insides match the outside. And as you hear earlier and earlier stories, you learn that he's always been this way. He's always had this insane, delusional ego, and he's always treated people like dirt because of it. Like, Eric Scrubbalo worked with him, and one day Chance turned on him, and called him insane, delusional, arrogant...
And Chance told him to think twice before he stepped to a god.
 
Unfortunately many people (including me) feel sorry for the midget retard at first, but after minimal research its clear what an evil little goblin he is.
I think it's just part of stages one goes through when encountering Raxxo. Danny Brown showed someone Raxx (I can't for the life of me remember who, maybe Shane Gillis, I'll edit and link if i find it) and it summed up perfectly how one first experiences Chance:
Danny: Yeah this the guy I'm talking about, we bully him-
Friend: Oh, that's terrible, man-
Danny: Yeah, no, he's a pedophile!
Friend: Oh-
 
Regrettably I missed the boat when it comes to Cyraxx... which is a shame, because Chauncey absolutely loved raxx. I know he's a terrible person, but when I first saw Cyraxx I couldn't get over how unbelievably cursed his appearance was, and just felt bad for him. It seems like I really missed out though, Chauncey once told me that raxx's peak arc was the best content he'd ever seen from any lolcow.
He uses how he looks to get people to support him. People hear about how he is bullied and he looks like that and go, poor guy I will help him. Then bad stuff happens to them.
 
He was rambling in a dark room and calling out the president ten years ago, too. Raxx is a flat circle.
 
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