Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So what might as well be the worst Star Wars essay on YouTube (and that's saying something) just dropped.


It amazes me that people who aren't even capable of interpreting the original films beyond the most basic levels really love doing videos pretending otherwise.
You don't need a fucking hour to just say you like TLJ and shill it whenever possible. Brevity is the soul of wit.
 
Also saw the Revenge of the Sith screening and I don't know if anyone else caught onto this, but George Lucas had pretty much left it open for more Order 66 survivors by having Obi-Wan and Yoda go to the Jedi temple to disable a signal that was meant to be a honeypot for any jedi stragglers to be killed.
I picked that up and groaned because I knew what was coming: More Jedi surviving Order 66 than being killed.

The supposed Order 66 that is. Certain [[[parties]]] can never decide if it was supposed to be conditioning during training or brain chips when they try to sell the lie.
 
Luthen is no less radical than Saw. Saw shot a traitor in point-blank range with no trial, Luthen was willing to let the Ghormans die for the cause and he threw Kreeger's Separatists under the bus to protect his ISB mole.

It's just that Luthen's able to hide that behind a veneer of class and good manners, whereas Saw is honest about the fact that he's a colossal asshole, and he doesn't hide it. Whereas Luthen hides his true nature 99% of the time.
Yeah, I definitely agree with that. I do think because of Luthen's class politics, and people's natural inclination to find that more palatable, he gets a better rap from the audience. I still see some great critique of him, too, though.

One thing I'd like to see before the show is up is Luthen having to get *his* hands dirty. Obviously out of extreme necessity on his part, given what we've seen of him already, but I think it could be fun.
 
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Spoiler for the episode of Asajj Ventress in Tales of the Underworld.

Quinlan Vos carried Asajj Ventress on Dathomir and placed her in the water. Ventress began to sink, but she quickly awoke and emerged out of the water to reach Vos. Mother Talzin stopped Ventress and told her that Vos couldn't hear her because she is dead, but this need not be so and that the Jedi's words are a gift to her. Talzin then asked her if she loves Quinlan Vos and that there are two paths before you. 1. "She could join her and her sisters in the realm" or 2. "Could return to the land of the living, but at what cost her heart's desire."

Ventress then stepped out of the realm without a single struggle but felt pain after returning to the land of the living. Suddenly the place looks old, Obi-Wan and Vos were nowhere to be seen, and I guess times or years have passed or whatever.
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Ventress shown to be taking a job at place and she then meet a Padawan named Lyco Strata ("They/Them," not joking). What funny is that everyone was saying that it could be Petro (despite having a different lightsaber design) from the Younglings Arc or Jod Na Nawood from Skeleton Crew. Ventress was betrayed by a woman that she worked for, who alerted the Stormtroopers, and she saved Lyco from them. Lyco was looking for Quinlan Vos, who created 'The Hidden Path," and both of them head to the station.

The Inquisitor then showed up and fought Ventress, and during the duel, already she is struggling against an Inquisitor, who threw her around and disarmed her twice. The Inquisitor gently pushed her lightsaber aside and approached her, then went in for the kill but then was impaled from behind and turned out to be Lyco Strata, who used both lightsabers to stab him. So basically, he is killed by a Padawan.
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Here the full episodes: A Way Forward/A Friend
 
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Spoiler for the episode of Asajj Ventress in Tales of the Underworld.
Lol. Fucking gay.
Resurrected because why not.

Technically better than the Space-Time anus I guess.

Also a they/them fucking lol. Lol. Anyway, cue people with 200+IQ takes on the taste and bouquet of the rat shit they pay disney to shovel to them.
 
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Technically better than the Space-Time anus I guess.
Nah, it's lamer and gayer since now it just proves Dave is beyond a fucking retard as a writer. He's such a low t bitch he has to have multiple resurrection buttons since he's that scared of not being able to buttfuck characters he faps to/likes anymore. He's now twice the bitch of JK Rowling now. It's actually amazing how he keeps finding ways to prove just how fucking shit of a writer he is.

Congrats; Star Wars is now a setting where death is even cheaper than it is in Dragon Ball. At least in that anime, they always make a point to explain why the balls that bring people back from the dead are out of function at each point.

Reminder that these "Tales of retardation" bits that are getting shit out are cutting room crap; Filoni is such a fucking retard that I think these are just elevator pitches made using scripts that he didn't get to use for the other shows. And he doesn't get to use them since he's such a fucking incompetent he doesn't know how to characterize more than one character per episode, nor how to use his time to craft a narrative. Eat the dregs because they have fucking nothing.

Also I'm not surprised Hollyweird is loving the radical terrorist and making him the effective member of the rebellion. They scream they're one of the proles as they get ripped out of their limos and beaten to death.
 
Holy shit is that Tales of the Underworld dialogue painful after watching Andor.

Going from the secret anonymity of Axis to blurting out that Quinlan Vos is in charge of the Jedi Underground Railround.

And we can’t even blame Filoni for this crap. It’s partially from Dark Disciple and the original stuff is from some other Clone Wars alum.
 
So what might as well be the worst Star Wars essay on YouTube (and that's saying something) just dropped.


It amazes me that people who aren't even capable of interpreting the original films beyond the most basic levels really love doing videos pretending otherwise.
How many ad breaks are in this gerbil felcher's video?
 
They legit dont give a shit. They are only bothering with these remasters and ports for the sole reason to make some sort of money off Star Wars games that existed before they got their grubby jew-ey hands on it, even then, most of them are rather bare bones at best or even legit bad.
They can't even be bothered to update KOTOR to run natively in HD.
 
So what might as well be the worst Star Wars essay on YouTube (and that's saying something) just dropped.


It amazes me that people who aren't even capable of interpreting the original films beyond the most basic levels really love doing videos pretending otherwise.

I opened the video on an anon tab just to see the full title properly and I got to see the guy and I just felt this urge to give him a wedgie and shove his head in the toilet for his lunch money.

He just has this VISUAL smug aura that peeves me already.
Can you or someone give a brief explanation as I don't want to give them a click.

He says he likes sucking dick and that he hopes Disney will make him one of its bitches so he can get early access to their slop.

Then he gets interrupted by Tyronne asking him to tone it down because him talking about Star Wars is getting him off the "zone" while he is railing his GF next door. He apologizes for being nuisance.

There, I spared you a view.
Speaking of which, all this glazing the fans are doing for the Rebels of Andor fall short when you do count in the Sequels. Director Krennic's line of how it's stupid that the Rebels are dying for "lawless ineptitude" is proven to be correct by shows like Ahsoka, the Mandalorian, and the Sequel Trilogy films, since the New Republic is unable or unwilling to enforce its laws, and its rulers are a bunch of incompetent jackasses that get their asses handed to them by scattered Imperial remnants. So in the end, the Rebels replaced the smooth, efficiency of the Empire with the lawless ineptitude of the New Republic, and they canonically paid the price for it at the hands of what's left of the Empire.

Then whats left of the Empire is supposedly all wiped out, apparently leaving the galaxy in complete total anarchy as both bodies of government destroyed each other as I very very much doubt the Resistance will be able to bring order to this mess.

In the end, people that remember the Old Republic much wish they were back to those days because at least it wasnt that bad compared to this. Even the Empire is preferable to senseless anarchy that will fall in the hands of warlords.
The Inquisitor then showed up and fought Ventress, and during the duel, already she is struggling against an Inquisitor, who threw her around and disarmed her twice. The Inquisitor gently pushed her lightsaber aside and approached her, then went in for the kill

Ventress put up a fight against Anakin and Obi-Wan, this is gay and stupid and I would not have sex with it watch it.

The inquisitors are barely above Padawan level and the Grand Inquisitor is temple guard level (which is around a lower tier knight) and the latter got bested by a master-less padawan. They are a joke and so is the idea any of them could put up a fight against Clone Wars era characters.

This is dumb and reminds me why I avoid S.W like the plague now.
 
All i got from the new shit is not only Dave Filoni given to much freedom and credit by the bugpeople that still enjoy Star wars but also that Disney and all the writers there have no idea how the force works . I legitimately dont understand how they can write in 30 different ways a force user can resurrect people and not see the issues in it. Turns out all Anakin needed to do was not join palpatine but go to Dathomir and strike up a bargin with Mother Talzin to get Padme back.

To be honest though, so many people dont understand core aspects of star wars or what was actually being shown to them its not even worth it discussing it with people. I've been told point blank by people that Ahsoka is not a mary sue but luke is in disney canon to (try to wrap your head around that one). The average disney fan from what ive seen is willing to accept the universe being rewritten as long as its tied to characters and concepts they like. "The World between worlds isn't really that bad because they explained that the Mortis gods made it so its just adding to the lore" People deserve the slop they tolerate, but what grinds my gears is being told their as much of a fan when they dont understand key things about the franchise or don't actually explore the expanded universe and try to explain why time travel and all these different retarded takes are ok because "Skippy the droid was a thing in the EU!!" How do you talk to these people when their interest is only surface level?

At what point are you a tourist and not someone whose actually a fan. If your ok with the core rules of how a universe works being rewritten every 3-6 months because Disney has a new Drag Queen (They/them) jedi they want to show off or rewrite how the world works (The Jedi aren't actually right on the force being benevolent and the sith aren't really that bad guys really) or whatever else they want to do to alter the old stories to make their new characters look better.
 

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I picked that up and groaned because I knew what was coming: More Jedi surviving Order 66 than being killed.

The supposed Order 66 that is. Certain [[[parties]]] can never decide if it was supposed to be conditioning during training or brain chips when they try to sell the lie.
George subtly but definitively made it clear in Revenge (more like Redemption amirite) of the Sith that the only Jedi who were killed by "Order 66" were those consciously participating in the conspiracy to overthrow the Republic. It was necessary to protecc galactic democracy from being replaced by a theocracy. "Order 66" is also an obvious ad hoc umbrella term for defensive operations against the attempted coup. The only plot was that of the Jedi Shura council to impose its backwards religion on the galaxy and turn all non-Jedi into dhimmis and outright slaves
 
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Then whats left of the Empire is supposedly all wiped out, apparently leaving the galaxy in complete total anarchy as both bodies of government destroyed each other as I very very much doubt the Resistance will be able to bring order to this mess.

In the end, people that remember the Old Republic much wish they were back to those days because at least it wasnt that bad compared to this. Even the Empire is preferable to senseless anarchy that will fall in the hands of warlords.
I mean, they didn't in Disney Canon. If you happen to be outside of the New Republic's jurisdiction, like Navarro, they just don't help out against the Pirate Nation. That there are entire nations that are outside of NR control besides the Imperial Remnant is proof they aren't everywhere like in the Empire, whom did own Tatooine nominally. They also have terrible internal problems that they try to fix by mind flaying scientists, which explains why there are so many Imperial sympathizers for the Sequel Trilogy. Which is the big flaw of all Disney Canon, it must build to the Sequels.
 
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