Nah, it's lamer and gayer since now it just proves Dave is beyond a fucking retard as a writer. He's such a low t bitch he has to have multiple resurrection buttons since he's that scared of not being able to buttfuck characters he faps to/likes anymore. He's now twice the bitch of JK Rowling now. It's actually amazing how he keeps finding ways to prove just how fucking shit of a writer he is.
Congrats; Star Wars is now a setting where death is even cheaper than it is in Dragon Ball. At least in that anime, they always make a point to explain why the balls that bring people back from the dead are out of function at each point.
Reminder that these "Tales of retardation" bits that are getting shit out are cutting room crap; Filoni is such a fucking retard that I think these are just elevator pitches made using scripts that he didn't get to use for the other shows. And he doesn't get to use them since he's such a fucking incompetent he doesn't know how to characterize more than one character per episode, nor how to use his time to craft a narrative. Eat the dregs because they have fucking nothing.
Also I'm not surprised Hollyweird is loving the radical terrorist and making him the effective member of the rebellion. They scream they're one of the proles as they get ripped out of their limos and beaten to death.
Oh I assure you you can given he selected them and likely had some input on how this was handled. Not that it matters since most of this outfit is corrupt and incompetent garbage.
One would understand as a story writer that if a unit that was chosen by Vader himself is struck down so often and so easily that it loses its seriousness.
So what might as well be the worst Star Wars essay on YouTube (and that's saying something) just dropped.
It amazes me that people who aren't even capable of interpreting the original films beyond the most basic levels really love doing videos pretending otherwise.
They legit dont give a shit. They are only bothering with these remasters and ports for the sole reason to make some sort of money off Star Wars games that existed before they got their grubby jew-ey hands on it, even then, most of them are rather bare bones at best or even legit bad.
So what might as well be the worst Star Wars essay on YouTube (and that's saying something) just dropped.
It amazes me that people who aren't even capable of interpreting the original films beyond the most basic levels really love doing videos pretending otherwise.
I opened the video on an anon tab just to see the full title properly and I got to see the guy and I just felt this urge to give him a wedgie and shove his head in the toilet for his lunch money.
He just has this VISUAL smug aura that peeves me already.
He says he likes sucking dick and that he hopes Disney will make him one of its bitches so he can get early access to their slop.
Then he gets interrupted by Tyronne asking him to tone it down because him talking about Star Wars is getting him off the "zone" while he is railing his GF next door. He apologizes for being nuisance.
Speaking of which, all this glazing the fans are doing for the Rebels of Andor fall short when you do count in the Sequels. Director Krennic's line of how it's stupid that the Rebels are dying for "lawless ineptitude" is proven to be correct by shows like Ahsoka, the Mandalorian, and the Sequel Trilogy films, since the New Republic is unable or unwilling to enforce its laws, and its rulers are a bunch of incompetent jackasses that get their asses handed to them by scattered Imperial remnants. So in the end, the Rebels replaced the smooth, efficiency of the Empire with the lawless ineptitude of the New Republic, and they canonically paid the price for it at the hands of what's left of the Empire.
Then whats left of the Empire is supposedly all wiped out, apparently leaving the galaxy in complete total anarchy as both bodies of government destroyed each other as I very very much doubt the Resistance will be able to bring order to this mess.
In the end, people that remember the Old Republic much wish they were back to those days because at least it wasnt that bad compared to this. Even the Empire is preferable to senseless anarchy that will fall in the hands of warlords.
The Inquisitor then showed up and fought Ventress, and during the duel, already she is struggling against an Inquisitor, who threw her around and disarmed her twice. The Inquisitor gently pushed her lightsaber aside and approached her, then went in for the kill
Ventress put up a fight against Anakin and Obi-Wan, this is gay and stupid and I would not have sex with it watch it.
The inquisitors are barely above Padawan level and the Grand Inquisitor is temple guard level (which is around a lower tier knight) and the latter got bested by a master-less padawan. They are a joke and so is the idea any of them could put up a fight against Clone Wars era characters.
This is dumb and reminds me why I avoid S.W like the plague now.
All i got from the new shit is not only Dave Filoni given to much freedom and credit by the bugpeople that still enjoy Star wars but also that Disney and all the writers there have no idea how the force works . I legitimately dont understand how they can write in 30 different ways a force user can resurrect people and not see the issues in it. Turns out all Anakin needed to do was not join palpatine but go to Dathomir and strike up a bargin with Mother Talzin to get Padme back.
To be honest though, so many people dont understand core aspects of star wars or what was actually being shown to them its not even worth it discussing it with people. I've been told point blank by people that Ahsoka is not a mary sue but luke is in disney canon to (try to wrap your head around that one). The average disney fan from what ive seen is willing to accept the universe being rewritten as long as its tied to characters and concepts they like. "The World between worlds isn't really that bad because they explained that the Mortis gods made it so its just adding to the lore" People deserve the slop they tolerate, but what grinds my gears is being told their as much of a fan when they dont understand key things about the franchise or don't actually explore the expanded universe and try to explain why time travel and all these different retarded takes are ok because "Skippy the droid was a thing in the EU!!" How do you talk to these people when their interest is only surface level?
At what point are you a tourist and not someone whose actually a fan. If your ok with the core rules of how a universe works being rewritten every 3-6 months because Disney has a new Drag Queen (They/them) jedi they want to show off or rewrite how the world works (The Jedi aren't actually right on the force being benevolent and the sith aren't really that bad guys really) or whatever else they want to do to alter the old stories to make their new characters look better.
I picked that up and groaned because I knew what was coming: More Jedi surviving Order 66 than being killed.
The supposed Order 66 that is. Certain [[[parties]]] can never decide if it was supposed to be conditioning during training or brain chips when they try to sell the lie.
George subtly but definitively made it clear in Revenge (more like Redemption amirite) of the Sith that the only Jedi who were killed by "Order 66" were those consciously participating in the conspiracy to overthrow the Republic. It was necessary to protecc galactic democracy from being replaced by a theocracy. "Order 66" is also an obvious ad hoc umbrella term for defensive operations against the attempted coup. The only plot was that of the Jedi Shura council to impose its backwards religion on the galaxy and turn all non-Jedi into dhimmis and outright slaves
Then whats left of the Empire is supposedly all wiped out, apparently leaving the galaxy in complete total anarchy as both bodies of government destroyed each other as I very very much doubt the Resistance will be able to bring order to this mess.
In the end, people that remember the Old Republic much wish they were back to those days because at least it wasnt that bad compared to this. Even the Empire is preferable to senseless anarchy that will fall in the hands of warlords.
I mean, they didn't in Disney Canon. If you happen to be outside of the New Republic's jurisdiction, like Navarro, they just don't help out against the Pirate Nation. That there are entire nations that are outside of NR control besides the Imperial Remnant is proof they aren't everywhere like in the Empire, whom did own Tatooine nominally. They also have terrible internal problems that they try to fix by mind flaying scientists, which explains why there are so many Imperial sympathizers for the Sequel Trilogy. Which is the big flaw of all Disney Canon, it must build to the Sequels.
The second and third for Ventress were a bit boring. The first episode is about C-21 Highsinger and Latts Razzi with the help of Ventress and Lyco stealing an Imperial shield relay unit. Highsinger and Razzi then betray Ventress, leaving her behind, but Ventress manages to defeat them.
The second episode Ventress and Lyco shown to be on a desert planet (luckily not Tatooine), continuing their journey to find the Hidden Path. The two came across a house surrounded with inactivated battle droids used as scarecrows and met an elderly farmer who once served as Separatist military officer, and the man recognized Ventress and knew that she stood in Dooku's shadow, and he and the other were grateful for it. He believed they needed more like her than all those droids, and the Separatist was right, but Ventress disagreed with him and that both sides are wrong. Skipping a few scenes, they found the ship, probably the Hidden Path's. Ventress chose not to come, but Lyco persuaded her that Quinlan Vos, the person she had been searching for, might be present, to which she responded not anymore. Ventress then left, leaving Lyco behind. As she watched the ship in the sky leave the planet, Lyco appeared and told Ventress to wait and that he was better off with her. Ventress wished he was on the ship, and Lyco then considered her as a friend and handed her a water bottle, which she tossed away.
The Cad Bane's episode was alright. Cad Bane isn't his real name but was once named Colby. Bane has a former friend from childhood named Niro, who eventually married Arin, who was once in a relationship with Cad, and soon became a new marshal after the death of the old one at the hands of Bane. Arin sired her and Bane's son named Issac.
Oh, in the final episode One Good Deed from Tales of the Underworlds, they reused a model of the Romar Adell from Star Wars: The Bad Batch Season 2 for the elderly man that Cad Bane had hired.
