Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

It is amazing that for all his bloviating about being superior Bob has to do mental gymnastics to defend why being fat and unhealthy is the superior option compared to people who are in shape.
Hey, you need a source of protein once most of humanity is wiped out.
There's a reason Bob is in the Internet Tough Guys forum, and it's exactly that. He talks a big game online, but we all know he'd be a tremendous pussy IRL at the first sign of any conflict. All he can do is puff up his ego by making grand statements about how cool and awesome he is.
He thinks real life is like Revenge of the Nerds where society is separated between enlightened intellectuals like him and dumb evil sports jock bullies. The thought that someone can be intelligent while also being healthy with their diet and exercise is a bit too complicated for him to understand.
So basically like that episode of 30 Rock where Lemon assumed she was the victim when she was actually the bully in high school?
Even worse, he's a total hypocrite about fitness, as his Game Overthinker episode talking about eating better and being active can attest.
What did he say there?
Fuck is he pathetic.

I'm from BAHSTON! That means I'm TOUGH and I fight! I've played Super Mario Bros 3 okay don't you underestimate me I will "altercate" you up!
I know you're joking, but here in Mass, a senator actually filmed an ad for reelection painting himself as a tough guy because he grew up in Malden.
Putting aside the debate on whether he's actually from Malden or if he lives in Maryland, the only reason he kept his seat was because he was running against the Fredo Corleone of the Kennedy family.
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about The Boys to dispute it.
Bob displays by retweet that he actually likes Sub Rosa? No, Bob and retwat, that episode was, and is, OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE. The worst part was Ronin reanimating Nana Howard's corpse as a manipulation tactic. It was the most fucking unhealthy portrayal of a romantic relationship I've ever fucking seen in TNG. The second-worst part was at the end when Dr. Crusher excused Ronin's relationship with Nana Howard after the fact with that bullshit line about whatever else, he at least made Nana happy. :julay:🤮 This shit Bob's retwat is doing is almost as bad as defending Cuties.
He's probably just jealous that the alien ghost is getting more tail than he is.
Bob is such a simp for slop that he'd probably defend "Code of Honor" if the internet didn't already tell him it was racist.
One of the only times where a fight scene is even worse than Bob's.
Oy, I would rather watch A Fistful of Datas than Sub Rosa (or any MCU currently). As garbage as it was, it was fucking hilarious. One of those "It's so bad it's good" ones. Season 7 was a crapshoot and there were really only 2 good episodes (aside from the finale All Good Things) and they were one after the other: The Pegasus, and Parallels.
SF Debris put it best when he said Season 7 of TNG was the one where they ran out of ideas. So many episodes felt like they were Mad Libs in script form.
 
RFK Jr says some outrageous stuff but his most controversial public policy is "we should make prepackaged slop slightly healthier by adopting the very basic standards other countries have." and that's enough to send Bob into a trembling rage. "DON'T TOUCH MY SLOP!!!!"

One of the only times where a fight scene is even worse than Bob's.
Fun story: I've been watching through TNG recently and I made it to this episode. The whole time it was bad, but felt well intentioned and misguided, so I was giving it a pass. The moment this fight scene happened, that all went out the window. No joke, this is probably the worst fight scene I've ever seen on television.

Every time Bob starts ranting about the "superior future" it should hard cut to this scene of the two ladies awkwardly climbing on jungle gym equipment while trying to poke each other with cactus gloves.
 
Most of those latest-gen injectables are covered by any halfway decent insurance because the weight loss is just a side-effect of the primary goal: diabetes control

They'll pay for it because paying for hospitalizations when it gets out of control is worse.

Yes, it's probably a whopper of a copay as far as copays go, but, it likely is on the formulary.

At least that's what doctors have been telling me, your mileage may vary because navigating insurance is a hellscape.

But it wouldn't surprise me if he's on it and getting it covered even by a shitty basic coverage outfit.
He lives in Massachusetts. They have a system in place called MassHealth that essentially provides free health insurance to people from low to medium income. There's a pretty good chance that's what Bob has for health insurance and from a quick Google search it appears MassHealth doesn't normally cover Ozempic.

But I'm making assumptions for all I know maybe he's under a difference insurance plan as a dependent under his mom or something. Either way it is suspicious that after 40 years of being a fat ass he just now lost weight.
 
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about The Boys to dispute it.

I saw Thunderbolts last night, and apart from it being the first Marvel movie I've seen in years that didn't make me want to bash my head against the wall to escape the theatre (Deadpool & Wolverine doesn't count), Bob's take on it sounds pants-on-head retarded. There's certainly an element of The Boys' cynicism, especially in terms of who's pulling the hero's strings and using the media to shape the public's perspective of a modestly unsavory bunch of antiheroes, but it falls apart when it comes to the characters, who are much more sincere, more earnest and way less depraved than the monsters in capes like Homelander and A-Train. A lot of The Boys was dedicated to lampooning the superheroes themselves, exposing them as perverts and money grubbers and psychopaths ... and there is none of that in Thunderbolts.

To dispute Bob further I'd have to watch his video, which I dread doing. But it sure sounds like he went into the movie wanting to bash The Boys, and so of course he found a way to do it.
 
The Boys is a send-up of the superhero genre where supes are just a product of the military industrial complex cynically rebranded by their corporate handlers as domestic celebrities, but underneath the surface they're all doing fucked up Epstein shit. It's also full of vulgar and crass humor that can be a big turn off for some. Also the latest season of the TV show reeled in all the critique of celebrity culture and the military industrial complex to become the #547892th show to bitch about Trump.

What the fuck any of that has to do with Thunderbolts is a damn mystery to me. Maybe because it's edgy superheroes? That's a pretty surface level take but it's rare Blob goes any deeper.
 
[2025.05.03-15] Stancil cannot imagine a "Trump-like figure" winning if not for the Electoral College -- even though Trump just won by sheer vote count.
if the situation were reversed, and the "majority" was Red States and didn't need an Electoral College to win, Bob would be insisting that an Electoral College be put in place.
I see this as comparable to how Leftoid react regarding filibusters in the U.S. Senate: It's bad whenever Republicans use it even once, but absolutely necessary so that Democrats as many times as they see fit.



Moviebob: "I don't burn people when I don't have a name or paper trail to back it up..."

Despite literally doing so FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS!!!
i think this is a special case because it's an IRL thing that COULD get bob sued, which would put him even deeper into the fucking hole.
Quite possibly permanent debt. If Moviebob were ever to be sued for defamation of character, there are entire mountain ranges' worth of screenshot evidence that Bob would try to claim were "bad jokes taken out of context". If that truly is Bob's defensive statement, I doubt anyone with reading comp levels above Green Eggs & Ham would buy it.
 
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Bob is a Billy Badass, a internet tough guy if you will. He talks about guns because they're cool, it doesn't mean he owns one.
NooOoOoOo believer-child, Bob does noT need a gun because when the metropolitan progressive liberal revolution comes, all the true and honest thinkers will will simply steal them from backwoods hillbillies like you, and national guard armories. You unwashed obsolescent midwest baby children will be no match for the Coastal Elite neoliberal super militia armed with stolen weapons they haven't learned how to use!
 
He lives in Massachusetts. They have a system in place called MassHealth that essentially provides free health insurance to people from low to medium income. There's a pretty good chance that's what Bob has for health insurance and from a quick Google search it appears MassHealth doesn't normally cover Ozempic.

But I'm making assumptions for all I know maybe he's under a difference insurance plan as a dependent under his mom or something. Either way it is suspicious that after 40 years of being a fat ass he just now lost weight.
We'll know if Moviebob suddenly starts showing a yellow pallor to his skin - evidence of jaundice will betray the condition in the most obvious manner. Then we'll know it was liver damage.
 
We'll know if Moviebob suddenly starts showing a yellow pallor to his skin - evidence of jaundice will betray the condition in the most obvious manner. Then we'll know it was liver damage.

If Bob actually shows jaundice, then realistically how far away is the Reaper?
 
So basically like that episode of 30 Rock where Lemon assumed she was the victim when she was actually the bully in high school?
Funny you should say that because Bob is on record as saying he actually bullied people when he was younger. He obsesses over how he himself was bullied but I don't recall ever getting details so as far as I know the extent of his "bullying" could be him trying to talk to his classmates about the newest Nintendo rumors and some guy goes "lol Mario is gay" and Bob took it personally for over 30 years.
 
If Bob actually shows jaundice, then realistically how far away is the Reaper?
unless Bob gets prompt treatment, not long. Matter of months or less. There's four stages to liver disease, and jaundice is stage 3. Another sign of liver damage would be abdominal swelling and easy bruising. He will be a lot more tired than usual. He will be Sir Ossis of Liver. I'll add that to The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Ba'ab al-Movie, Last of his Line, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, Bobby the Smoothbrain Henan Chipman, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Sheikh Diabeeto, the High Acolyte of the Cult of the Blue Curtains, the crayon-eating, paste consooming Blue Curtain Analysis Expert when the time comes.
 
The Boys is a send-up of the superhero genre where supes are just a product of the military industrial complex cynically rebranded by their corporate handlers as domestic celebrities, but underneath the surface they're all doing fucked up Epstein shit. It's also full of vulgar and crass humor that can be a big turn off for some. Also the latest season of the TV show reeled in all the critique of celebrity culture and the military industrial complex to become the #547892th show to bitch about Trump.

What the fuck any of that has to do with Thunderbolts is a damn mystery to me. Maybe because it's edgy superheroes? That's a pretty surface level take but it's rare Blob goes any deeper.
I guess by his logic, because the villain is an evil Superman, it's just like The Boys.
Funny you should say that because Bob is on record as saying he actually bullied people when he was younger. He obsesses over how he himself was bullied but I don't recall ever getting details so as far as I know the extent of his "bullying" could be him trying to talk to his classmates about the newest Nintendo rumors and some guy goes "lol Mario is gay" and Bob took it personally for over 30 years.
How did Bob of all people bully someone?
 
I guess by his logic, because the villain is an evil Superman, it's just like The Boys.

How did Bob of all people bully someone?
Bob has many flaws but one of the few things he has going for him is that he actually is tall. It wouldn't surprise me if he went up to the weakest most timid nerd he could find and starting bullying him to help make himself feel better.

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he hates the boys because it deconstructs superheroes by showing them as fallible and corrupt, but he knows that dark satires are considered more highbrow - that the boys has a large left wing fanbase helps too because he can't dismiss its impact as chud-adjacent disney sabotage - even if the boys is deliberate shock humor to drive the point home of elites=superheroes=perverts, he sees it as having that prestige among others so is trying to debunk that it's smart even tho people think it's effective more than it is smart. so he's trying to say the new marvel's a dark satire because the superhero in thunderbolts has mental problems, so this is meant to be "addressing" the criticism of the super genre, even if it just ends with them working as a team which will stop the guy's mental problems forever and not addressing any of the fashy aspects of the power fantasy

it's like how he thinks avengers debunked watchmen, or that pacific rim debunked evangelion, he thinks all reconstructions are inherently better and smarter because they justify or vindicate these lowly pulp concepts

tho maybe he hasnt even seen the boys, he called amazon prime a service that only puts out "content" which is very rich, he could be doing another tourist take like mass effect, dune, sonic, etc.

also another shower thought: has bob really not mentioned ellis in the years since she roasted him? he's been firmly pro-cancel culture since then, doesnt even follow her (for context he follows hbomb, shaun and shaun's gf who have all made fun of him to his face lol) and has never really mentioned her or her essays since despite recommending them a whole bunch back in the day, i dont think he even accepted her apology. he's moved onto sarah z and jenny nicholson, sure, but that comes off as kinda petty like there's still beef there in his heart
 
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he hates the boys because it deconstructs superheroes by showing them as fallible and corrupt, but he knows that dark satires are considered more highbrow even if the boys is deliberate shock humor to drive the point home of elites=superheroes=perverts. so he's trying to say it's a dark satire because the superhero in thunderbolts has mental problems, so this is meant to be "addressing" the criticism of the super genre, even if it just ends with them working as a team to stop the guy's mental problems and not addressing any of the fashy aspects of the power fantasy

it's like how he thinks avengers debunked watchmen, he thinks all reconstructions are inherently better and smarter because they justify or vindicate these lowly pulp concepts

also another shower thought: has bob really not mentioned ellis in the years since she roasted him? he's been firmly pro-cancel culture since then, doesnt even follow her (for context he follows hbomb, shaun and shaun's gf who have all made fun of him to his face lol) and has never really mentioned her or her essays since despite recommending them a whole bunch back in the day. he's moved onto sarah z and jenny nicholson, sure, but that comes off as kinda petty like there's still beef there in his heart
it's worse than that. He hates The Boys because he believes it'll attract MAGA CHUDs from the ether to idolize Evil Superman like the CHUDs allegedly idolize Bojack Horseman, Walter White, Tyler Durden, etc. It's the SnyderCut-to-Fascist pipeline in his eyes.
 
it's worse than that. He hates The Boys because he believes it'll attract MAGA CHUDs from the ether to idolize Evil Superman like the CHUDs allegedly idolize Bojack Horseman, Walter White, Tyler Durden, etc. It's the SnyderCut-to-Fascist pipeline in his eyes.
See, this thing Bob has where he'll deride media for attracting the wrong fanbase is always been very silly because he'll attack media and its fanbases for being chuddy, for being politically regressive, for just being douchey, then he'll play favorites with his pet franchises as if Marvel fans haven't made it a point to be as obnoxious as possible. As if he hasn't been the most obnoxious fanboy+anti simultaneously, as if he doesnt harass randoms he doesnt like or even going after people whose biggest crime is they made fun of dumb college kids back in 2016 in their hateful fart cartoon. Again, he will tacitly admit nintendo or disney do evil things, but to him the surface level idpol makes it all okay yet some guy not liking TLJ means he's evil or if some actor says he doesnt want to dress up in tights all the movies he makes can't be supported?

Like he can go on about JKR encouraging wrongthink but Disney literally is ran by guys who donate to Trump. Materially Disney does more conservative shit than JKR does, but because Disney puts out aesthetically progressive movies with "black women in marvel movies" he's okay with them being the fox that feeds him to the wolves. Which to me the fact JKR was able to "singlehandedly" defeat trans rights yet Disney can't get a centrist democrat in office unless they make 20 more shitty movies with a line about the patriarchy just you wait, to me suggests this idea that Disney's creatives are doing praxis that he has is just incorrect objectively. Like he very much retcons ideas he has if it can then be used to say something pro-idpol, he went from anti-auteur theory to then thinking that Watiti and Margot Robbie are auteurs because they made toy commercials with idpol in it

He's a silly guy
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This actually annoys me, because Bob is such a fucking tourist: he's been on record for saying he doesn't like the GTA games, he hated San Andreas, thought IV was a generic and overrated game that should've been a TPS instead of an open world if it wanted to tell its story, thought GTAV's satire was obnoxious, retweeted FilmCritHulk's rant about RDR2 being boring despite never having played it and has made ton of takes about how GTA's writing is problematic and then they've never done a female protagonist (not that it's even false, but the way he worded it he never reveals knowledge about the GTA1 protags or the online protag like how an actual fan would know about them and make that concession but still use that make a broader point about the differences)

And I'm a leftist, which is why I post here as I find there should be criticism from a left perspective so people dont think "oh so it's just because he's left leaning", but no he's an idiot: Even as someone who thinks Trump is tanking the economy through retardation and disagree with all his ideology and policies, Bob knows nothing of Rockstar's catalogue: GTA IV was aiming for 2007 and then got delayed to early 2008 and then get delayed AGAIN. Red Dead 2 got delayed form 2016 to 2018 and GTA V got delayed from 2011 to 2013 so he just has no knowledge of how Rockstar operates and is just falling into the habits he says voters have of "bad thing happens = president did it"

And that's a major problem I have with other leftists, it's like if you're gonna play blood sports and shitstir be my guest, but this is deeply unserious. Price changes and delays are on the companies themselves, criticize them ya morons you're supported to be anti-capitalist (well Bob isn't). This idea that the good wholesome companies had to do it is fucking moronic

And to Bob's credit this is to some extent a joke, but it's fucking incoherent and a stupid pun on Take 2 Interactive's name or something and again he doesn't actually care because he hates GTA and if he knew Rockstar delays their games by two years all the time he'd not have made that skeet. He just wanted to "own" Trump by going "hey gamers, Trump took away your hecking vidya"

Which is extra annoying because like, why are delays and price changes a bad thing in and of themselves? Games have barely raised in price to match inflation and more time on a game is always good, surely everything else Trump is doing is worse than delayed gratification? What, you were okay with killing student protestors and deporting migrants? The thing that makes shit/rad/neolibs alike so unserious is how they never take economic spirals seriously until a (R)etard is in office, constantly defending the other retar(D) and then when the other guy gets in making the gayest resist lib talking points ever as if they didnt make fun of that same petty BS a year ago

It was really annoying when he retweeted that woman who was like "wokes aren't complaining about GTA anymore just the chuds", and im like yea because you managed to harass the writers out of employment!
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I find this trying-to-be-simpsons-so-bad quote mining so reddit-coded, i know it's not bob saying that but that's the aesthetic bob is part of and keeps company with, he definitely thought that was "a good one": these people are so dedicated to enjoying toy movies they will call anything out that even seems like it has a hint of snobbery to it, oh sorry people like collecting blu rays of Angst and not She Ra season 2, my fucking bad I didn't check with the cool kids who like faggot shit that you're only allowed to like Heathers and Commando and not As Good as it Gets. Anything beyond pulp is oscar bait
 
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...Bob is on record as saying he actually bullied people when he was younger. He obsesses over how he himself was bullied but I don't recall ever getting details so as far as I know...
In terms of bullying others, I'm far more convinced that Moviebob was the perpetrator of such incidents, not the target. (I'm only speculating here; I've never witnessed any of Bob's allegations because I've spent exactly zero time in Massachusetts.)

How did Bob of all people bully someone?
...one of the few things [...] going for him is that he actually is tall.
Height, maybe. I'd figure Bob's weight and girth were more likely factors.

It wouldn't surprise me if he went up to the weakest most timid nerd he could find and starting bullying him to help make himself feel better.
I share the same opinion.
 
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my pet theory is bob was bullied by a bunch of black guys in high school, including severe beatings. that's probably why he talks about the whole "I was bullied and didn't turn into a chud" thing, he just doesn't want to go into detail because the idea he got curbstomped by Daquan and then decided they weren't the true bad guys is too absurd even for him. He might've even been sexually abused, because the idea he's this ass mad over bullying seems almost too exaggerated even for him who does a lot of mythologizing of fucking everything. Probably repressed childhood sexual trauma, hence him never marrying or having kids. That's my take on it, also probably didn't grow up with many pets or old-old family members, which led to not being used to death because he didnt see it until he was in his 20s
 
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