Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[BetterFuckChuck]

My favorite trait of Bob's is the weirdo "I hate this woman but also have to mention they're attractive" thing he does, with Aimee, Anna and Dasha and maybe Amber L'Frost? It's so unnecessary and makes no sense. Like he wants to rape them 3000 times until they become technocrat idpol-obsessed neolibs

I think previously he's said at least some of his stocks were in WB.

lol very funny that he did that purely because he thought gunn would give it a bump

also had a shower thought on if he's ever seen racist mario, i know he likes to brag that nintendo are totes progressive because the treehouse is - as if crunch and gouging him out of his neetbux for the next 80 dollar bing bang wahoo is a form of resistance

also we know bob cant fight because we've seen physical evidence right here:

 

[Positron]

Bob is an Internet Tough Guy not because he threatens violence or claims to be skilled in it, right?

In addition to the barstool tweet, Bobby also brags about how skilled he was with firearms.

02May#01

Wow. Bobby is so macho that I feel my balls dropped off and I'm spinning in my skirt!

02May#02
Someone ask Karoline Leavitt whether Obama and Rodham would be investigated for their election integrity. She was glad about the "refreshing question" about election integrity, because "the legacy media would never ask such a question. They are so out of touch."

If Bobby had a problem with pedophiles, why was he buddy with Bimbopolitics and keep retwatting George Takei?

02May#03

I don't believe it either but I won't be shocked if this is true.

02May#04
Bobby -- and journoscum at NYP -- is still raging that 43-year-old children not having enough dolls to play with.


02May#05
Lutnick tells the same old same old about policies to encourage business to build factories in the US and hire US workers.

Read on: plenty of people today might wish they had a factory job.

02May#06
Trump blames the recent stock market slump on Biden.

Most American homes have windows, while Bobby rots in his mom's basement.

02May#07

True. The China press release keep reminding the Trump administration with this proverb "The one who tied the bell on is the one who should take it off".

02May#08



02May#09

Good if true.

02May#10

Don't spoil me with good news! Please!

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02May#11

And you are doing ... what exactly?

02May#12
As we all agree, Will Stancil is very smart and knowledgeable. He is way too smart for intra-left fights.


02May#13
Does anyone miss Luke Lockhart?


02May#14


02May#15
Continue from 01May#12

Who wants to experience "minority neighborhoods" if he can help it?

02May#16

No retard. Every trooning out is Nature's way of saying, "No way and fuck you!"

02May#17
Like Bobby, everyone in history have chosen the easy way.


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02May#18a
Extremely happy news: Polygon has been bought, and its new management has sent some cockroaches packing.


02May#18b


02May#18c

I hope somebody record their screams!

02May#18d

We are all eager to hear a literal prostitute talk about moral standards.

02May#18e
And not just Polygon and Giant Bomb!

This is the fate you chose, ladies. The consequence of choosing the easy way. No doubt some factory workers have CVs that look like graveyard directories, but I bet they are in the minority. And our beloved Flying Chipman cannot land because he cannot experience the true love of a woman.

02May#18f

Provided you accept Bobby's invitation to his hotel suite.
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02May#19



02May#20

Fewer capeshit audience, less demand for plastic crap, less pollution. That isn't exactly rocket science. Bobby doesn't realize his belief is so close to Peter Coffin's, that consoomers are always ethically blameless and every fault is the fault of the "system".

02May#21

02May#22
David Lynch is right wing, but non-Fascist.


02May#23
Star Trek: new frontier of sexual depravity.


02May#24
I don't know these people and the video is 40 minutes long.


02May#25
AI makes everything better.


02May#26
Jimmy Kimmel.


02May#27


02May#28
Cartoon

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Thunderbolts is one of those movies that I just don't have any capacity to think will be good, or even average.

The original Thunderbolts comic was a brilliant bait and switch, after the Onslaught event, most of Marvel's major teams were MIA. When suddenly a new team of superheroes show up to save the day and win the hearts of the people!

Except, as you learn at the end of the first issue, the new heroes are all the Masters of Evil. With the new power vacuum, the MoE stepped in so that they could basically run around with impunity and put in place whatever plans they wanted, while running scams, with no one the wiser.

Eventually, the team starts to fracture, several of the villains start to enjoy being superheroes, while others just want to keep the scam going, unfortunately, their leader Baron Zemo is an honest to God Nazi who wants to take over the world, so it eventually falls apart. Leading to one of the team members, Moonstone (not in the MCU as far as I know) absolutely ripping into him.

"We had it all - public support, adulation - the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams - and you went and blew it over just ONE! Who CARES about ruling the world?! Who wants to do that much WORK?! We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old! But no, you couldn't be smart - not when you could play Hitler like your idiot father!"

One of my favorite bits early on, was The Beetle (Abe Jenkins), has a perfect opportunity to frame Spiderman, who he had fought multiple times in the past. However, during a fight, Spidey helps the Thunderbolts, and saves The Beetle, leading to Abe choosing to give Spidey the evidence needed to exonerate him. And while he tells his teammates that it was for pragmatic reasons, winning the trust of one of the only major heroes left, its later revealed that part of it was him realizing that it was the right thing to do, and he jokingly says "I gotta tell you, Meteorite, this hero stuff, well, I'm starting to think it might be contagious."

This new film just looks like a dollar store Suicide Squad.

 

[Burger Kong]

02May#01

Wow. Bobby is so macho that I feel my balls dropped off and I'm spinning in my skirt!

This reminds me of a particular bit of Bob lore. He has some shitty revolver gun that he probably inherited from his grandpa or something. There was some tweet were Bob was boasting about how his gun may not have the firing capacity of an AR-15 but it had "stopping power" or something stupid like that.

Now in video games handguns tend to be more powerful per shot compared to a rifle for balancing reasons. That's not how things actually work in real life but apparently that's how Bob thinks real life works.

 

[Mr Processor]

My favorite trait of Bob's is the weirdo "I hate this woman but also have to mention they're attractive" thing he does, with Aimee, Anna and Dasha and maybe Amber L'Frost? It's so unnecessary and makes no sense. Like he wants to rape them 3000 times until they become technocrat idpol-obsessed neolibs

lol very funny that he did that purely because he thought gunn would give it a bump

also had a shower thought on if he's ever seen racist mario, i know he likes to brag that nintendo are totes progressive because the treehouse is - as if crunch and gouging him out of his neetbux for the next 80 dollar bing bang wahoo is a form of resistance

also we know bob cant fight because we've seen physical evidence right here:

Well, Bob's approach to women he find both acceptable targets and sexually appealing is repulsive as all Hell. In general, all his violent fantasies are repulsive, but these are extra disgusting.

I don't know why eternally broke Bob is thinking of dropping money on a Switch 2 when he won't play it. It makes no sense. At this point you can be a Nintendo fan and stick to retro hardware if you want to. But I guess Bob is gonna Bob.

Now in video games handguns tend to be more powerful per shot compared to a rifle for balancing reasons. That's not how things actually work in real life but apparently that's how Bob thinks real life works.

I wonder what games he played that gave him that idea? Since I know he prefers mascot platformers to gritty games and hates FPS games completely.

 

[Burger Kong]

I wonder what games he played that gave him that idea? Since I know he prefers mascot platformers to gritty games and hates FPS games completely.

For as much as he obsesses over Mario I'm pretty sure he didn't even bother to finish Super Mario Odyssey. Sure he loves the IDEA of Mario but actually playing one of his games to completion takes too much effort. Effort he could instead spend shitposting on twitter about how much he hates the inferior trump-sucking subhumans.

 

[Koby_Fish]

A mutual friend couple of ours is even telling their kids (toddlers, mind you) how they need to hate the Bad Orange Man. It's fucking insane.

reminds me of a video i saw a few years ago where some Danger Hair taught her toddler daughter to yell, "SMASH DA PATRIARCHY!" (it was a white child, btw).

Kicking someone's chair from under would likely be no less than assault. Question is, what's the charge if the injuries sustained are catastrophic or fatal? Manslaughter? Murder? Neglegent homicide?

i bet he's never actually done it, he is just fantasizing about doing what the detective in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? did.

So I've been meaning to ask, do we have any real details about Bobs weightloss? Did he have a doctor scare his ass straight or something?

Because in normal circumstances, an older man like Bob engaging in no visible lifestyle changes suddenly dropping weight like mad is a huge medical red flag, but I seem to have missed any discussion of it while scraping highlights. I can ultimately only handle so many of Bobs tweets in a day, and jesus christ he can go faster than my tolerance can keep up.

he's claimed in the past that he's under a doctor's care, and while he may have made some dietary changes, I see NO evidence that he's stopped fucking drinking. And yeah, sudden weight loss is a HUGE medical red flag. Unless he's on Ozempic or some shit like that.

Quick reminder that Matthew is the most "jewish" of the 4 gospels. The author isn't apply libel to the people.
1) The blood of Jesus is something people should want on themselves because it's His blood that takes away sins which Christians put on when baptized.
2) It's also a reference to the OT, Exodus 24.
They responded, “We will do everything the Lord has said; we will obey.”
Moses then took the blood, sprinkled it on the people and said, “This is the blood of the covenant that the Lord has made with you in accordance with all these words.”They may have intended it for evil, but God intended it for good.

Oh yes, I am very well aware of this; a lot of people miss the context completely and don't understand at all what is being said there. Especially the ones that harp on "J00s killed Jaysus!" as if this is some kind of gotcha on the J00s. It's certainly not a valid reason to h8 on them in Current Year.

I am still 100% Bob is referencing this scene:

ah shoot, ninja'd, but that's OK.

Who wants to experience "minority neighborhoods" if he can help it?

I will bet dollars to donuts the last guy in that thread is a Dykes Dykes glow-Op.

I hope somebody record their screams!

a really GOOD reporter would have a new job by now.

Provided you accept Bobby's invitation to his hotel suite.

See? HE HASN'T STOPPED FUCKING DRINKING. But then that raises the question, CAN Bob stop fucking drinking? Is he such a fucking alcoholic that if he stops fucking drinking he'll get seizures and withdrawal and shit?

02May#21

OMFG WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE? I can't even with this guy. Both the theorist narrator and Bob are fucking retards. That music, has been in Mission: Impossible SINCE THE FUCKING TV SHOW IN THE 60s!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPTCOLbLWxM

Talk about fucking media illiteracy. This isn't a new thing from the movies. It's been there ALL ALONG, Bob!

02May#23
Star Trek: new frontier of sexual depravity.

Bob displays by retweet that he actually likes Sub Rosa? No, Bob and retwat, that episode was, and is, OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE. The worst part was Ronin reanimating Nana Howard's corpse as a manipulation tactic. It was the most fucking unhealthy portrayal of a romantic relationship I've ever fucking seen in TNG. The second-worst part was at the end when Dr. Crusher excused Ronin's relationship with Nana Howard after the fact with that bullshit line about whatever else, he at least made Nana happy. This shit Bob's retwat is doing is almost as bad as defending Cuties.

 

[Mac Monster]

This reminds me of a particular bit of Bob lore. He has some shitty revolver gun that he probably inherited from his grandpa or something. There was some tweet were Bob was boasting about how his gun may not have the firing capacity of an AR-15 but it had "stopping power" or something stupid like that.

I'd say there's a high degree of certainty that Bob has never fired a gun in his life and that whatever shitty handgun he has is just collecting dust in his mother's basement. If he ever did use it, he would try to imitate Clint Eastwood, but he would just end up like my profile pic with even more catastrophic results than her.

 

[Mr Processor]

I'd say there's a high degree of certainty that Bob has never fired a gun in his life and that whatever shitty handgun he has is just collecting dust in his mother's basement. If he ever did use it, he would try to imitate Clint Eastwood, but he would just end up like my profile pic with even more catastrophic results than her.

He would fumble, drop the gun, and shoot himself in the dick.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob displays by retweet that he actually likes Sub Rosa? No, Bob and retwat, that episode was, and is, OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE. The worst part was Ronin reanimating Nana Howard's corpse as a manipulation tactic. It was the most fucking unhealthy portrayal of a romantic relationship I've ever fucking seen in TNG. The second-worst part was at the end when Dr. Crusher excused Ronin's relationship with Nana Howard after the fact with that bullshit line about whatever else, he at least made Nana happy. This shit Bob's retwat is doing is almost as bad as defending Cuties.

I'll (mildly) defend Bob on this one: this argument about the drawbacks of eight episode seasons is one I agree with, although it's not just the loss of weird, experimental, or otherwise one-off episodes that is the problem. Yeah, you'd lose something terrible like "Sub Rosa" (which I'd argue was as much an example that the TNG staff was creatively exhausted as much as anything else), but you also roll the dice on an entire season turning to shit because one or two episodes suck. A 22 episode season can absorb more damage; staying with TNG even the peak 3rd to 5th season era has a few clunkers, but the seasons overall are remembered fondly. The initial poster is giving an unhinged, moronic take on the episode; Bob is just blathering about wanting more slops. (Also, lots of holodeck episodes are trash. "A Fistful of Datas," anyone?)

Anyway I mostly posted this because the most interesting thing about "Sub Rosa" isn't the off-putting notion that Beverly's centenarian gramma was getting railed by an enfleshed energy alien, or Gates McFadden acting out orgasms for twenty minutes, but that the whole episode is a shockingly obvious ripoff of Anne Rice's The Witching Hour, but of course Bob and his cohort don't read so it went unmentioned.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is such a simp for slop that he'd probably defend "Code of Honor" if the internet didn't already tell him it was racist.

 

[WelperHelper99]

02May#18e
And not just Polygon and Giant Bomb!

This is the fate you chose, ladies. The consequence of choosing the easy way. No doubt some factory workers have CVs that look like graveyard directories, but I bet they are in the minority. And our beloved Flying Chipman cannot land because he cannot experience the true love of a woman.

Bob talking about the game journos losing their jobs and their ghastly resumes is hilarious. Your resume is a graveyard Bob. You were FIRED, not laid off, FIRED. There's no comparison.

02May#01

Wow. Bobby is so macho that I feel my balls dropped off and I'm spinning in my skirt!

Bob with a Beretta dressed as Luigi is now a picture I can't get out of my mind.

I wonder what games he played that gave him that idea? Since I know he prefers mascot platformers to gritty games and hates FPS games completely

He did play Halo once, enough to hate it. That had a OP handgun.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'd say there's a high degree of certainty that Bob has never fired a gun in his life and that whatever shitty handgun he has is just collecting dust in his mother's basement. If he ever did use it, he would try to imitate Clint Eastwood, but he would just end up like my profile pic with even more catastrophic results than her.

I agree, if Bob was actually doing any semi-regular range time, we'd never hear the end of it. He'd constantly be posting about his groupings, pretend to be the smartest gun guy in the room, right up until he has a catastrophic malfunction because he'd probably never clean the damned thing.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I agree, if Bob was actually doing any semi-regular range time, we'd never hear the end of it. He'd constantly be posting about his groupings, pretend to be the smartest gun guy in the room, right up until he has a catastrophic malfunction because he'd probably never clean the damned thing.

Bob is a Billy Badass, a internet tough guy if you will. He talks about guns because they're cool, it doesn't mean he owns one.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

For as much as he obsesses over Mario I'm pretty sure he didn't even bother to finish Super Mario Odyssey. Sure he loves the IDEA of Mario but actually playing one of his games to completion takes too much effort. Effort he could instead spend shitposting on twitter about how much he hates the inferior trump-sucking subhumans.

Didn't he come out and admit he hates 3D Mario games?

 

[Flexo]

but that the whole episode is a shockingly obvious ripoff of Anne Rice's The Witching Hour, but of course Bob and his cohort don't read so it went unmentioned.

to the point that there is real debate whether the writer of the episode is a pen name for Anne Rice.

https://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/t266.php

 

[Burger Kong]

Bob is a Billy Badass, a internet tough guy if you will. He talks about guns because they're cool, it doesn't mean he owns one.

"thinking Bob doesn't have a gun"
Ha that's where you're wrong friendo.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

"thinking Bob doesn't have a gun"
Ha that's where you're wrong friendo.View attachment 7308383

I think Robert may be over the weight limit for that belt.

 

[Mola Ram]

to the point that there is real debate whether the writer of the episode is a pen name for Anne Rice.

https://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/t266.php

It's a mystery for sure, but the Trek crew has adamantly maintained she had nothing to do with it. Personally I favor the idea that Anne Rice got wind of the episode and threatened suit but didn't want her real name on the piece of shit. You'd need to find the original broadcast and see if there was some other name than the suspicious "Jenna F. Gallo," who has no other credits.

It's the Anne Rice stuff, as bowdlerized as it is, that makes the episode such an unhealthy depiction of a relationship: some of the material in the original novel is not that far off from the BDSM novels she wrote under the name Anne Rampling, but you just could never explore that in a 1994 era Star Trek episode (and, really, why would you want to?). I suppose the opportunity to have Beverly Crusher getting her brains fucked out as she growls "Make it cruel" is, alas, lost to the ages.

EDIT: Watching the SFDebris review, and he just asked if Ronin appeared to lesbian Howard women as a female. Well, in The Witching Hour, the Ronin equivalent (Lasher) was perfectly happy fucking the odd male leader of the Mayfair family, because Anne Rice loved her some man-on-man love, even further demonstrating that whoever thought of turning it into a Trek episode was bonkers.

 

[WelperHelper99]

"thinking Bob doesn't have a gun"
Ha that's where you're wrong friendo.View attachment 7308383

That gif is peak. Also even if Bob got left a handgun by his Grandpa, that poor thing has rusted to death by now.