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Drama Trauma said:
Holy shit, Pyrocynical trooned out
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Truly stunning, I support her 🩷
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Does the mirror in front of him suggest he did the makeup on himself or am i leading to retarded conclusions
 
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Polentic said:
Also, when provided with proof of Pyro jacking off to a 16 year old, and not just roleplay garbage. The comments are full with people saying "Japanese soldier still fighting" and other jokes. Rather than acknowledging their favorite youtuber is a pedophile. It is unlikely that new victims of Pyrocynical will mean anything for the retards of Reddit.
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Parlo is technically correct by all accounts about Pyro. Pyro knew Ivory was 16 years old and did some gay fart fetish roleplay with him over Discord when he was 20. He says this verbatim in his video. Not sure about other cases, but he is correct on that. The main issue though is that the one bringing any of this up is him, of all people. He's not exactly been the greatest at reopening this situation by constantly making tweets and statements about how he's 'ready to expose' and 'I have a document and video ready" like dude, just fucking release the video or shut the fuck up. All he is doing with this is muddying the waters and creating a scene out of himself. If anything, it just takes focus away from the actual problem at hand and causes people to take what he's saying far less seriously.

This isn't even mentioning Parlo's own degeneracy that people bring up often. If anyone were to bring this up at all, it shouldn't have been him. He's seen as a blabbering man child within roblox spheres and isn't taken seriously to begin with.
 
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I don't think that this is the big troonout moment for him (yet) for a few reasons:
  • Finnster isn't your standard egg-cracker tranny. He's a trap above all else—he wants people to call him a woman and remind him he's a failed man. Making Pyro crossdress is an exercise in humiliation above all else. If Pyro stops identifying as a guy and says that he feels empowered and validated wearing a dress, then that fun's gone.
  • Pyro's already got pretty gay tastes (see: all the roleplaying), so unlike straight AGPs, he can more easily rationalize the desire to wear a dress and be an e-whore as being a fag rather than being a woman trapped in a male's body.
  • He's also got a fat fetish. If he really is an AGP, then his ideal female self would weigh over 500 pounds and fart like a thunderstorm, not look like a porn knockoff of Sabrina Carpenter.
  • In my experience browsing the depths of degeneracy online, fat fetish + AGP is far more likely to result in someone gaining weight and then trooning out rather than vice versa.
  • The #1 predictor of any furry's troonout is when they start acting it out through their OCs, whether by retconning old ones or introducing new ones, as a mix of experimentation and wish fulfillment. We haven't seen that yet.
In other words, if Pyro starts getting involved with a different tranny, getting fat IRL, or paying people to draw his fox guy with tits and a bra, then I'll believe it. But until then, this is just faggotry as usual for him.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Holy shit, Pyrocynical trooned out
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I called it
SandyCat said:
Pyrocynical is one goon session away from trooning out. Not surprised he associates with finnster
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For my next autistic prediction, I predict he's going to get outed for doing something with a minor and nothing of any significance will happen to him as a result just like last time
 
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I really do not get troon vibes from him at all. He's too autistic about it. The fact he went on Cold Ones wearing make-up and not doing it again for several months/years, doing meme tier female cosplay and then waiting half years before doing it again means he's not tempted enough about it. Finnster's entire claim to fame was already gender related and he was swarmed by troon enablers because of it.

Think of what actually leads to troonydom: Grooming. Pyro for all intents and purposes is still in the vinesauce/jerma/TF2 sphere, not exactly a place where troons go for comfort in the same manner as how they swarm to new streamers who start teasing the idea. Jerma and vinny support and harbor troonery, sure, but they say "Omg let people be!!! anyway here's shitfart 2009-" and leave it at that. Finnster actively encourages it.

Pyro also fucks women and fantasize about women. I can see his obese male furry angle to be some kind of enabling of women who're into it, the same way men can be into ripped studs but not be gay because they fetishize the enabling of women it leads to. Some women like fat men. Obese men. Hairy, sweaty, grotesque men. And if not, Pyro got gay fans enabling him all the same with worship.

The real crime is the fact he's only kept relevant by people who keep bringing him up. He literally only uploads vods at this point, poor ones at that, and yet go to r/tf2 and half the posts are like OMG PYRO MOMENT? FAT PYRO INFLATION?? on a completely irrelevant post.
 
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Pyrocynical is a degenerate nonce but his fat fart fetish likely exists in fantasy and not the irl gainer deathfat way. A lot of deathfats make their fetish their whole identity on and offline. Trooning out seems like too much of an irl commitment for him too.
 
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New confirmation statement from PYROSS LTD. (.pdf attached), received for filing on April 30th. This is a form he has to file annually to confirm that the information the UK's government has about his company is up to date, and that the intended future activities of the company are lawful.

As there are no changes, the company is still based in the UK (not Sweden), and he retains 34% ownership of it through the holding company MAGENTA ENTERPRISES LTD. (another 34% is held by his father, the remaining 32% is held by his mother; see 2nd .pdf attached).

We probably will not see anything interesting come through company filings until January 31st of next year, as that's when both of their financial statements for this year are due.
 

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Pyrocynical proves to me that "too big to fail" also applies to youtubers, i fucking hate he gave up even trying to make any sort of good content, along wtih his borderline pedophilic tendecy to flash his fetishes on minor viewers as a "joke". Pyro could probably rape a child at this point and just because he was proven innocent once (which i only believe he won that shitstorm because turkey tom is a sperg and let the google doc get DMCA'd iirc), people will defend his ass, i fucking hate coomer humor niggers so damn much. Also i legit bet 50$ Pyro will troon out by 2028, consider he tries faggot ass "trap/femboy" stuff on other social medias, if pyro wasnt a groomer then, he'll 100 percent become a groomer once he troons out.
 
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slungus22 said:
Truly stunning, I support her 🩷
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Does the mirror in front of him suggest he did the makeup on himself or am i leading to retarded conclusions
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Maybe, maybe not. It could also show that hes inamoured with himself as hes crossdressing and is just 'mirin' himself in the mirror. Hypotetically, only having crossdressed a few times "for the lulz" he probably doesnt have the makeup chops of f4ggy so he probably subcontracted that out. That being said, its equally sussy baka.
Super Malario said:
Joking about a fetish is always a clear indicator of having it
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Agree. Just like @femboy fart huffer , he aint playin.
femboy fart huffer said:
He didn't even really joke about it though. The main things I think back to are the ds3 playthrough which was just yea btw I'm wearing the fattest armour in the game. That just isn't a joke.
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Oh hey, guy...
WhatZitTooya said:
Pyro's already got pretty gay tastes (see: all the roleplaying), so unlike straight AGPs, he can more easily rationalize the desire to wear a dress and be an e-whore as being a fag rather than being a woman trapped in a male's body.
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100%. I think there is a bit of distincrion between f4gg5ter and pyro in this regard. A transvestitic fetish is more likely in his case at this moment. Now if he choses to continue doing this more and more frequently it could evolve into troondom, but he could easily just continue to be a fag in a dress sans gender ideology.
WhatZitTooya said:
The #1 predictor of any furry's troonout is when they start acting it out through their OCs, whether by retconning old ones or introducing new ones, as a mix of experimentation and wish fulfillment. We haven't seen that yet.
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Agree X2. That would be his "toe in the water" moment for coming out as some flavor of tranny. Afaik hes not at that point yet.
 
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