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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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GoblinHater said:
I dont even know what to say. Unreal. Lmao
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The Ralphamale will always tell you what was done to him, but never why.

Why do you need to have visitation with your son, Ralph? Because your baby mama abandoned you? Why did she abandon you, Ralph? Because you're an abusive piece of shit? Why is it you need to travel so far to see your son, Ralph? Because you live in Mexico? Why do you live in Mexico and not America, Ralph? Because you were fleeing servicing from your baby mama? Why was your baby mama serving you papers, Ralph? Because you're a deadbeat dad? Why are you a deadbeat dad, Ralph? Because you're a white trash wigger who peaked during an autistic prolonged Twitter slapfight 10 years ago?

On and on, into infinity.
 
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DickMain said:
It's the same technique you'd see out of a teenage girl on instagram, yeah. Like 'whoopsie! I accidentally left that in the shot tee hee'.
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Banging Tijuana hookers is greasy af. It's not a flex, it's advertising an empty, loveless life.
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Ralph is absolutely one of those moids who scoffs even at the idea of condoms because they "ruin the sensation".
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:diddler: I never use 'em, it ruins the sensation
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AltisticRight said:
Spoiler: Off topic
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The fundraiser isn't for the thieving niglet, it's for another unrelated nigger who stabbed a teenager in cold blood. At this point, the white mother got more money than him, lmfao. Nobody has heard from the niglet, and nobody even knows where it's parents are, all we know is that the person who filmed the altercation is a somali pedo who allegedly raped a 16 year old and got away with it thanks to living in MN. This means that he shouldn't even be on the playground at all, let alone stalking a child and it's mother there. Not like anyone in the media will ever tell you any of this.
 
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HackerX said:
The funniest part is he began the journey to San Dee Eggo yesterday. Yeah, it's not a short trip by any means, but it doesn't extend beyond a day. Normal humans could make the drive in damn near the same amount of time it takes him to fly. There's got to be a reason for why he has to walk through the border in Tijuana every time he wants to reenter the country his daddy gave him.

I'm half thinking Ralph didn't make it through today on purpose. He was traveling around all last week and that doesn't factor in whatever caused him to be dead last weekend. He doesn't have that much social energy in the first place, so it's very easy to see him doing "aww shucks. Dey didn't let me throoo. Guess ahhl had to be dere early tomorrow." as an excuse to lay around today. Especially since it's not like he loves Xandah in the first place.
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Thereā€™s no direct flights from Merida to San Diego so he has to either fly into LAX and find transportation 3 hours south to SD or fly into TJ and limp across the border.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Did this greasy pig place condoms there intentionally? It has to be deliberate. We're in the syphilitic piggy arc.
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Considering his creep shots heā€™s beyond shame. He wanted that low flex.

ā€œYeah Iā€™m a sex GOD! I had sex! So what if I paid for it? What are you some kind of feminist?ā€ :diddler:
 
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Made it to Rackets trial, made it to some colombian rape dungeon, made it to Portugal TWICE (For some fucking reason), couldn't be there for lil'xanny, still treats himself to a hooker... you go, King...

Ralph, nobody forced you to visit the LATINTEENCASTING base and the conflict with your scheduled visitation was obvious. Your only defense is, as always, that you are fucking retarded. Treat yourself to the McAffee Lifestyle and entertain us online weirdos by diving face first into a fist (again), but stay out of your childrens life you fucked up, perverted freak.
 
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There She Glows said:
Paying money for a Tijuana prostitute sure is a flex. A luxury only affordable to the likes of a night shift supervisor at Burger King.
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What really blew my mind was how easily Ralph could have done what he loves best, flex photos on Twitter, if he wasnā€™t dead ass broke.

Ralph had to take a carefully cropped photo of a gross in-room jacuzzi in a bargain Tijuana ā€œlove hotelā€ But if he had just $300 he could have had this room. Private pool, hot tub, stripper pole, sauna. After the ego beating he took on the cuck couch in Colombia he was desperate to flex anything, airports terminals, economy flights, rando hooker ass napkins.

Being generous I could say Ralph didnā€™t have it in his budget for a decent hotel room AND a cheap hooker. Much like casinos, whore houses offer cheap rooms hoping to make their profits on the hookers and booze. But since weā€™ve seen zero evidence of a purchased woman Iā€™m thinking Ralph has been reduced to staying in cheap grotty loves hotels in Tijuana without any whores.


'Ole Dente said:
Ralph, itā€™s not that sad that youā€™re a shitty dad.

Itā€™s sad because you couldā€™ve been a good one and you chose not to be.

Youā€™ve disappointed yourself your entire life. Now Rosie gets to live in that disappointment, too.
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Her disappointment will only happen if she is forced to interact with Ralph again.

I know courts want to ensure parents get to ā€œbe in their childā€™s lifeā€ but there is nothing more grim than supervised visits in govt run facilities because a parent is such a trainwreck they canā€™t be trusted alone with their own kid. Photos in these facilities have become the standard backdrops for ā€œfamily photosā€ for kids in foster care and their drug addict parents.

Ralph missing his chance yesterday to give Xander bedbugs at a supervised visit because he couldnā€™t stay sober for one single night and be on time for an appointment, is par for the course.

Ralph will never see Rozie, or Amanda, again. The Morris clan isnā€™t as retarded, attention starved and poor as the Vickers, and they have a real lawyer too. But May doesnā€™t even need a lawyer. No judge on earth would greenlight visits with an alcoholic, Xanax addicted, abusive dirtbag that lives in the third world and boasts about visiting pornographers and whore houses. The only reason Ralph has supervised visits with Xander is Faith agreed to it. (Her family lives on drama after all). Had Faith contested, or not agreed to visits, a judge would have never granted them. The only way Ralph will ever see Rozie again is if May agrees to let him.
 
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