Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

NaggotFigger said:
Nice clinically critical delusions, stupid fatso.

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"Traitors deserve death, stalker," is so funny to me, and I can't quite articulate why.

Are there a lot of tweets being sent Patrick's way to which he does not respond, or does he reply to pretty much everyone who @s him?
 
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Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Sure it’s not advertised for women anymore, but it’s now advertised for kings of the trailer park or rotting boomers with terrible relationships with their kids, which is arguably worse.
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It's a car for lolcows. Nick Rekieta has one too. A cowmobile. It's a good vehicle for one reason only and it's not for you owning it, it's for advertising what kind of person is behind the wheel.
YouTube Autist said:
"Traitors deserve death, stalker," is so funny to me, and I can't quite articulate why.

Are there a lot of tweets being sent Patrick's way to which he does not respond, or does he reply to pretty much everyone who @s him?
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Sometimes he'll spend all day making literally hundreds of identical responses to an entire month of people calling him the fat idiot he is.

And some of them will have fat finger typos (because he is very fat so fat even his fingers are fat), so you know that each one is a handcrafted artisanal childing just for you.
 
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He responds to a pretty good proportion of them, but it's usually in bursts. You can see a lot of them by searching his handle.
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Thank you for the information, stalker. Enjoy upvotes.

AnOminous said:
Sometimes he'll spend all day making literally hundreds of identical responses to an entire month of people calling him the fat idiot he is.

And some of them will have fat finger typos (because he is very fat so fat even his fingers are fat), so you know that each one is a personally made artisanal childing just for you.
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I guess I'm outing myself as a Patrick newbie, but it's just unfathomable to me that he never seems to get tired of writing the exact same thing over and over. It seems almost mechanical at this point. Does he really think that he's one-upping the trolls, sending them running with their tails between their legs, when he types out, "You are wrong, stalker. Enjoy prison," for the ten billionth time? What does he perceive to be happening? Does he have a legion of supporters saying, "You go, Pat! Your comebacks are so witty. We're all rooting for you!" Or is it merely a habitual action at this point? This behavior is just impenetrable to me. Even Chris Chan and Russell Greer learned to back off from this kind of behavior over time.
 
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I guess I'm outing myself as a Patrick newbie, but it's just unfathomable to me that he never seems to get tired of writing the exact same thing over and over. It seems almost mechanical at this point. Does he really think that he's one-upping the trolls, sending them running with their tails between their legs, when he types out, "You are wrong, stalker. Enjoy prison," for the ten billionth time?
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He believes two things related to this.

1. He is correcting the record.
2. Fighting trolls is not letting the idiots win.

The latter, there is allegedly a piece of construction paper on his parents fridge on which is written #DLTIW.

He claims this is his family credo.
 
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Yes, he named it after Susan Ivanova from Babylon 5.
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Tbh, Babylon 5 is a pretty decent space-opera.
Less cringe than his Star Wars and Marvel consooming.

Never seen him reference it though, which is surprising.
Earth being transformed into an anti-alien police-state backed by a sinister force would totally be like Drumpf being backed by Putler.
 
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FinnSven said:
He believes two things related to this.

1. He is correcting the record.
2. Fighting trolls is not letting the idiots win.

The latter, there is allegedly a piece of construction paper on his parents fridge on which is written #DLTIW.

He claims this is his family credo.
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Don't forget that he's also a 1.7gpa moron.
 
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I think his order of operations is quote tweets, specifically by the accounts he "blocks" and are mainstays like Kyle, Mike, badger, and a few others. Then he goes after childings, either within the conversation if a civilian walks by, or in some dumb argument. Then it's the aforementioned accounts but when they don't even quote or @ him, he just knows they're talking about him. Then it's any @s that are pulled in elsewhere by any account, like if a pest randomly replies to somebody talking about the Packers and they say "you might be a super fan, but look at @stealthygeek! He's such a fan he put on more pounds so he can be seen by the cameras easier!" with a before and after.

Do note that Patrick is fat and lazy even in his primary job of correcting the record, but he is determined. If he breaks this order of operations it's because he's fat and stupid, but rest assured he WILL get back to an old xeet. If it's been a month you're not safe: you will be stalkered, and you will be told to enjoy prison.
 
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What does he perceive to be happening? Does he have a legion of supporters saying, "You go, Pat! Your comebacks are so witty. We're all rooting for you!" Or is it merely a habitual action at this point? This behavior is just impenetrable to me.
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The motivations of both the extremely intelligent and the extremely stupid have a tendency to be unfathomable.

The mystery of how Rick manages to be so obstinately moronic is part of his charm as a cow.
 
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Summer of George said:
That's a hotel, you big silly. His home bedroom can be easily identified by the stacks of unsold books and random buckets of margarine lying around.
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Fatrick keeps gets fatter every time you see him.
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Spaced Outside Cargo said:
It doesnt matter if the Rustang is a V6 or a V8 because either way it’s one of the worst generations of a car model designed to be a grocery getter for women.
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Sure it’s not advertised for women anymore, but it’s now advertised for kings of the trailer park or rotting boomers with terrible relationships with their kids, which is arguably worse.
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In 2025 driving a Saturn is more respectable than driving a “stang”.

Addition: My point being that Rick fits all three demographics and a secret fourth one that hasn't dropped yet. The shitty rusty "unemployed and living out of your means 10 years ago" car is literally the perfect car for him.
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All I see from this is jealousy, maybe if you educate yourself more. Enjoy prison child.
 
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BScCollateral said:
Don't let the fact he can write a coherent sentence fool you; a 1.2 academic GPA says he's signifcantly subnormal. He really does think he's being clever.
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I guess I just can't imagine what reward he's getting for typing out "No, stalker, you are wrong. Enjoy prison," over and over like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining." Even a dog requires the occasional treat to keep performing a trick. He must get some sort of reward from doing it.

Does he have a social media fandom egging him on? I know he must have some kind of fandom around his books, but does he have a fandom around his public persona? Do you think there's anyone encouraging him to continue with the "stalker child prison" posting? Or is it, somehow, entirely self-motivated?
 
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I guess I just can't imagine what reward he's getting for typing out "No, stalker, you are wrong. Enjoy prison," over and over like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining." Even a dog requires the occasional treat to keep performing a trick. He must get some sort of reward from doing it.

Does he have a social media fandom egging him on? I know he must have some kind of fandom around his books, but does he have a fandom around his public persona? Do you think there's anyone encouraging him to continue with the "stalker child prison" posting? Or is it, somehow, entirely self-motivated?
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The answer to any question that boils down to 'is Fatrick really that weird and obsessive' is always, without hesitation or exception, "fuck yes".
 
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