DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burl McMillan]

Expecting someone who likely deals with woman’s hair 90% of the time to be able to give you a proper fade especially with Phil’s hairline you’re just asking to get you shit fucked up.

To be fair they're really nailing the "8 year old son of a single mom that also gets his haircut at the same salon" look.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It hadn't occured to me until I read that, but I think you might have the actual reason right there. Women's salons totally can cut a man's hair. The shit that women typically get done is 10x more difficult and complicated than what men get. I think he asked for a haircut to help hide his increasingly large bald spot. It sounds way more likely that he googled something like "top 10 haircuts for balding men" than the salon suggesting that retarded hackjob, but either seem likely.

I just realized he may prefer the salon over a barbar because it reminds him of his mother doing his hair as a 17-year-old. I can only imagine he'd have an autistic freakout if his hair was touched by a man.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I just realized he may prefer the salon over a barbar because it reminds him of his mother doing his hair as a 17-year-old. I can only imagine he'd have an autistic freakout if his hair was touched by a man.

It's schedule tism. They both get their hair cut together, every time. Besides, he loves men.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I just realized he may prefer the salon over a barbar because it reminds him of his mother doing his hair as a 17-year-old. I can only imagine he'd have an autistic freakout if his hair was touched by a man.

That and because he wouldnt be able to handle "Barber shop talk" nor the ambient of it. I imagine the barber trying to strike a conversation with dsp and he autistically ignoring him or saying npc responses.

>So any big plans this weekend?
"Yeah"

>What you think of X event?
"I dont know"

>You getting ready for the miss?
"None of your business"

 

[A Piece of Coal]

That and because he wouldnt be able to handle "Barber shop talk" nor the ambient of it. I imagine the barber trying to strike a conversation with dsp and he autistically ignoring him or saying npc responses.

>So any big plans this weekend?
"Yeah"

>What you think of X event?
"I dont know"

>You getting ready for the miss?
"None of your business"

I feel like his retarded ass is too paranoid to actually prestream strangers. It’ll give away who he is and ANYONE could be a secret detractor. It’s either his ego would never stop him from oversharing or he would never say a word.

Also, I can only imagine if his stylist (let’s be real, it’s an old woman fucking that shit up) was super talkative. He’d want to leave so bad.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Expecting someone who likely deals with woman’s hair 90% of the time to be able to give you a proper fade especially with Phil’s hairline you’re just asking to get you shit fucked up.

lol. An absolutely ridiculous take. You'd apparently be surprised how many men go to a salon for a haircut. I, personally, have never gone to a barber. The $65 perfectly lines up with what a woman would pay. Khet uses the flowbee on Phail.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

lol. An absolutely ridiculous take. You'd apparently be surprised how many men go to a salon for a haircut. I, personally, have never gone to a barber. The $65 perfectly lines up with what a woman would pay. Khet uses the flowbee on Phail.

Correct. Women will most likely do a better job than some tard at a corner barbershop. $65 is insane for whatever nonsense he’s doing, but women do a great job on most men’s hair.

Kats hair looked like dogshit when she came back. Likely, whenever curls and twirls shut down, fat Kat wanted to go to the same women for their haircut. You really think Phil would say no?

 

[Digger10]

I feel like his retarded ass is too paranoid to actually prestream strangers. It’ll give away who he is and ANYONE could be a secret detractor. It’s either his ego would never stop him from oversharing or he would never say a word.

Don't we already have a couple of instances of him giving the "I'm a YouTube content creator" preamble to strangers? Didn't the cop last year mention something about that?

 

[Iron Hamster]

$65 is insane for whatever nonsense he’s doing, but women do a great job on most men’s hair.

My wording is poor. Khet is the one spending the $65 on her hair as that lines up with women's rates. Phail is not getting anything done there.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This haircut discourse is kinda retarded but regardless of where he gets it done or how much he spent on it, we can all agree it looks like shit.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Remember, if Chris Chan can get a girlfriend, DSP will have no problem getting a lover and cheating on the horse.

Cheating arc incoming.

I don't think LTG is interested in dave

 

[Elite Kipchak]

My wording is poor. Khet is the one spending the $65 on her hair as that lines up with women's rates. Phail is not getting anything done there.

$65 still sounds close enough for a man's haircut at a salon. sport clips started charging me almost $40 for a simple buzz cut, I can only imagine what actual salons charge for real haircuts. i just do it myself now, these fucks are thieves.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This haircut discourse is kinda retarded but regardless of where he gets it done or how much he spent on it, we can all agree it looks like shit.

All DSP discourse is retarded, to be fair.

 

[Lord_Point]

As much as the Kino boys seemed to rattle him, I really feel like LTG delivered a tactical nuke to phils ego with the single line of "work on your sexy"

Dave updated his whole wardrobe, has this weird cope about the most in shape hes ever been and all the exercise hes doing, and now he just straight stole Dale's haircut.

I wounder why LTG had such a profound effect with such low contact? (I dont wonder why, its because LTG is a fit black man and DSP has an insatiable obsession and manic lust for black men )

 

[EmpGulcasa]

All DSP discourse is retarded, to be fair.

Some topics are more retarded than others.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

now he just straight stole Dale's haircut.

Soon he'll cover the bald spots with makeup just like ltg.

I wounder why LTG had such a profound effect with such low contact?

Phil alway was a little weird around black men.
He's been surprised multiple times with black on white porn on his computer and has an history of sending black cocks images on his forums.

He's definitely in love with Dale

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Khet cutting his hair at home would square with his truly horrendous dye job being an at-home Just for Men massacre.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I wounder why LTG had such a profound effect with such low contact? (I dont wonder why, its because LTG is a fit black man and DSP has an insatiable obsession and manic lust for black men )

BBC fetish aside, I think that part of it is that he and LTG are constantly compared and he desperately needs to find a way to be better than him. it's also why he fixated so much on his background.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

whenever asked he says it's because his wife loves it

i'm pretty sure kat probably said this a single time and his autism made him fixate on it

Even if Kat does and she's your wife, you have to take any facial appearance compliments from her with a mountain of salt.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

As much as the Kino boys seemed to rattle him, I really feel like LTG delivered a tactical nuke to phils ego with the single line of "work on your sexy"

Dave updated his whole wardrobe, has this weird cope about the most in shape hes ever been and all the exercise hes doing, and now he just straight stole Dale's haircut.

I wounder why LTG had such a profound effect with such low contact? (I dont wonder why, its because LTG is a fit black man and DSP has an insatiable obsession and manic lust for black men )

I think it's because, in the race to the bottom, the fact LTG is still above DSP in terms of fighting game acumen and above him at life in general, it must stick extra hard. It's an "even lolcows have standards" moment.