Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[The Hungry African]

It looks like he's about to start morbin. Just a true and honest vampire.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Pretty sure the Invisible Man has a better shot at Effy's title after he threw Effy out of the ring at Cluster Fuck. Joseph should pin IM first before he asks for a title shot.

That's the problem, you're expecting decent story telling from a shindie run by faggots who just want to literally jerk themselves off in front of smaller and smaller crowds.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So while at the event Joey wishes that he can go back to AEW and get hired full time, and he wants his oomfies to prop him up again.

We got him sperging about Trump alongside the wrestling stuff.

And there's some videos of Joey's big match in Japan beating up Joshi.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nyla Rose hasn't had a match in AEW since November 6th and those were dark matches. I'm pretty sure they're done with the tranny experiment. They want women who can look like Stars like Megan Bayne, Mina Shirakawa, and Thekla. Hell the only reason why Toni Storm has the belt is so that Thekla can work with her. The only way Joseph could work with AEW now is if he was a real woman and either be Asian now that Kenny Omega is back or be a blonde.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Nyla Rose hasn't had a match in AEW since November 6th and those were dark matches. I'm pretty sure they're done with the tranny experiment. They want women who can look like Stars like Megan Bayne, Mina Shirakawa, and Thekla. Hell the only reason why Toni Storm has the belt is so that Thekla can work with her. The only way Joseph could work with AEW now is if he was a real woman and either be Asian now that Kenny Omega is back or be a blonde.

Joey unironically thinks that he can end up there if he can get his "oomfies" to shill him as much as possible to create noise and having one of his fans donate to have Kenny praise Bandit, even if he was likely thinking of the Kidd Bandit from 2019 since he was referring to Bandit as a man, didn't help with that idea.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

He's stuck wrestling for shindies until he 41%.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Joey unironically thinks that he can end up there if he can get his "oomfies" to shill him as much as possible to create noise and having one of his fans donate to have Kenny praise Bandit, even if he was likely thinking of the Kidd Bandit from 2019 since he was referring to Bandit as a man, didn't help with that idea.

You mean 2021. That's when Joseph started. It's also when he had his Nightmare Factory showcase match which is likely still on their Youtube channel.

Yup still is
Look up Nightmare Factory Showcase #3. Starts at 43:38 I'd link it but can't link media now.
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[Rudolf's Friend]

You mean 2021. That's when Joseph started. It's also when he had his Nightmare Factory showcase match which is likely still on their Youtube channel.

Yup still is
Look up Nightmare Factory Showcase #3. Starts at 43:38 I'd link it but can't link media now.
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Time stamped

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My years have been all messed up since the lockdowns. But yes this is the Kidd Bandit that Kenny likely thinks of instead of what he is now.

Anyways to celebrate Star Wars Day Joey decided to larp as a communist revolutionary.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Too bad the Imperial government was quite successful. It lasted over 100 years once it was set up. They got rid of their xenophobia and became even stronger but aliens if I recall were only used for Stormtroopers to make up the ranks. The Republican Senate on the other hand was always corrupt and the Jedi council was always inept. The worst things happened to the galaxy when "Democracy" was in charge. Democracy cannot work large scale.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's next match in Japan is against the japanese troon who was raped at that transgraps event. He claims it is "for the sickos", which is what AEW fans like to refer to their wrestling.

Joey also claims that he's starting a world tour, and that he did all of this on his own as an indie wrestler, which is funny since he started his career through Cody Rhodes's school, and was in the AEW system before Tony rejected his ass.

He's also going to some punk rock events in Tokyo, with another face filter image of course.

Thing is some photographer took pictures of Joey's wrestling match without the filters.

Probably my favorite would have to go to this photo, because the melting face happened again.

There's also been a video made of joey doing his retarded finisher move on the joshi he fought, which he calls the "Hidden Lotus". It's basically he kicks his opponent, does some anime pose, wraps his legs around the wrestler's body, and then knocks them over. Basically a complicated roll-up pin.

Finally some troon who was inspired by Joey decided to make a bunch of artwork of his pictures in black and white but his clothes and hair in color.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nice of someone to upload the Kidd Bandit vs Zack Sabre Jr match since no one cared about Effy's PPV and no one seems to care about it on Youtube either.

Match was terrible. Why Zack gave him 18 minutes is beyond me. 4 would have been better The longer a Kidd Bandit match goes the worse it gets. Joseph can't do shit in the ring. I don't even know why Zack used a backslide to pin Joseph. Just use any one of the submissions, or is Joseph such shit at selling that Zack was afraid he wouldn't make them look good? He couldn't even do a backslide correctly

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Match was terrible. Why Zack gave him 18 minutes is beyond me. 4 would have been better The longer a Kidd Bandit match goes the worse it gets. Joseph can't do shit in the ring.

Every match nowadays has to be long in order for the wrestlers to get all of their shit in. It’s a meme that wrestling nowadays is long matches with nothing but flips, kicks, and fake finishers, but it is true in a lot of wrestling companies. A lot of these wrestlers today are marks after all, Joey being a perfect example he has to get all of his kool and Epik movez in.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Every match nowadays has to be long nowadays in order for the wrestlers to get all of their shit in. It’s a meme that wrestling nowadays is long matches with nothing but flips, kicks, and fake finishers, but it is true in a lot of wrestling companies. A lot of these wrestlers today are marks after all, Joey being a perfect example he has to get all of his kool and Epik movez in.

Zack matches as I've stately earlier tend to be long. Joseph's match in Zero 1 wasn't even 10 minutes long in a tag match, WIJ had a match that wasn't even a minute long. Longest match on a recent Rhode island show was 12 minutes, everything else was under 8, so you're about wrestling matches. Unless you want to talk Japanese matches then they tend to be over 10 minutes long and they have a lot of tag team matches so they can get more of their roster on the card. Just look at the recent Stardom show. Six matches, 27 or so wrestlers.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Anyways a scene from Joey's match at some GCW/DDT/Joshi event was uploaded where he was beating up women again.

We have him going out to punk music shows, and decided to show a picture of him showing his fake manboobs.

Spoiler: Gross tranny showing everyone his fake boobs while wearing a bra (NSFW)

And finally there's some seething about Hulk Hogan.


So Joey's time in Japan is done, and now he's heading home to the States. Guess that match with that big black dude never happened or its not out there yet.

Some weird furry troon decided to talk about all of the indie gay shit he liked and one of them was Kidd Bandit's match at Effy's Big Gay Brunch.

Some new matches have been announced to celebrate Joey's return to the United States, one being some gay pride event at some barbie-styled wrestling fed and the other is a match against that troon Effy fought for his belt at Effy's Big Gay Brunch.

Finally we have a promo from after Joey's match against Japanese troon Veny and another Japanese wrestler, and in the promo, Joey forces his teammate to speak English while he uses a mock Japanese accent in front of his partner, and he talks about how much he wants to either team with or fight with Veny.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

That yellow bastard knew that Calvin Tankman is his death which is why he ran cock tucked in between his legs. It's why he wrestled Joshis and made a nice Japanese man 'speaka Engrish' because Calvin Tankman will break him and make Joey say 'me so horny, me love you long time'. But Calvin Tankman will be Kidd Bandit's Final Destination as that Big Fat Black Man can and will break poor little Bandit no matter what. Hell Bandit has no escape from this like the protagonists of Final Destination.

If Bandit tries to go into AEW, Calvin will deal Tony Khan some coke just to get a security shirt and to ambush him whenever he tries to infiltrate Kenny's Joshi Loli harem. If Bandit wants to wrestle Cerealman again, Calvin will do a serial killer gimmick and replace Cerealman. If Bandit tries to wrestle any bitch in the good ol US of A, Calvin will be in drag as he don't give a fuck. Calvin Tankman will be waiting and watching until he accepts getting pinned for the 1 2 3 by the biggest fattest blackest motherfucker to ever hit the scene.

 

[Oliver Onions]

More than the mock Engrish Joey is doing, the most striking parts of the video to me were him having his leg up and awkwardly leaning on it to hide his gunt, and how incredibly stiff and unnatural he is compared to the other guy.

If I had no context for this video I would assume it was a professional Japanese wrestler doing a make-a-wish promo with some Visual Kei guitarist who was dying of cancer.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

the most striking parts of the video to me were him having his leg up

But that makes him her look like super cool and like athletic and shit. Right?

 

[Oliver Onions]

But that makes him her look like super cool and like athletic and shit. Right?

More like a 40+ high school teacher about to set kids straight on drugs, but I suppose that's a noble cause?

 

[Xev]

Sounds like a man, looks like a man, acts like a retard. Why does anyone book this guy? Is indie wrassling really that desperate for 'talent'?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Sounds like a man, looks like a man, acts like a retard. Why does anyone book this guy? Is indie wrassling really that desperate for 'talent'?

Simple, he's a member of the LGBT, so if they don't book him, he will go full on Russell Greer on them and sue them for discrimination because they didn't book him.